I hope you make it, I remeber when you showed up at my JC and the guys from bethel were asking if you were really a brother, it cracked me up with the one guy was saying 'but he has a beard!', that was funny man.
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Attention fellow Ontario Apostates
by SickofLies ini just wanted to give a big hello to everyone i haven't met on this board, i have not posted here for almost two years now i think.
i just wanted to let everyone know i am going back to the truth and i'd like you all to join me, there is no denying that jehovah's witness are the only true organization inspired by god and wait, what am i saying?.
i want to invite fellow apostates to come join me this weekend at the world conference on religion where i will be giving my experiences going from a jehovah's witness to an atheist / humanist.
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Attention fellow Ontario Apostates
by SickofLies ini just wanted to give a big hello to everyone i haven't met on this board, i have not posted here for almost two years now i think.
i just wanted to let everyone know i am going back to the truth and i'd like you all to join me, there is no denying that jehovah's witness are the only true organization inspired by god and wait, what am i saying?.
i want to invite fellow apostates to come join me this weekend at the world conference on religion where i will be giving my experiences going from a jehovah's witness to an atheist / humanist.
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Sorry about before I have removed the link and posted the information directly.
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Attention fellow Ontario Apostates
by SickofLies ini just wanted to give a big hello to everyone i haven't met on this board, i have not posted here for almost two years now i think.
i just wanted to let everyone know i am going back to the truth and i'd like you all to join me, there is no denying that jehovah's witness are the only true organization inspired by god and wait, what am i saying?.
i want to invite fellow apostates to come join me this weekend at the world conference on religion where i will be giving my experiences going from a jehovah's witness to an atheist / humanist.
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I just wanted to give a big hello to everyone I haven't met on this board, I have not posted here for almost two years now I think.
I just wanted to let everyone know I am going back to the truth and I'd like you all to join me, there is no denying that Jehovah's Witness are the only true organization inspired by God and wait, what am I saying?
I want to invite fellow apostates to come join me this weekend at the world conference on religion where I will be giving my experiences going from a Jehovah's Witness to an atheist / humanist. There will be free food and drinks and an opportunity to join the Ontario Society for Freethinkers and come to our regularly scheduled social events. Or just come and have fun, share your experiences with other humanists and people from all different religions. We are also hoping to get a camera in there to record the event and get responces from people afterwards and I would love to get some feedback from some fellow ex-witnesses.WORLD RELIGIONS CONFERENCE - Hamilton
"Modesty & Morality in My Faith"
World Religions Conference
Sunday, November 18, 2007
1:30 – 6:30 pm
Bishop Ryan Catholic Secondary School
50 Albright Road
Hamilton, Ontario
Free admission - includes refreshments and dinner
Daniel Hoeksema, member of the Society of Ontario Freethinkers, has been invited to give the atheist perspective on this theme. Daniel is an engineer, writer, speaker, and former Jehovah’s Witness minister.
Other speakers include:
- Rakesh Sharma, representing Hinduism
- Janet Hill, representing Native Spirituality
- Hari Nam Singh Khalsa, representing Sikhism
- Naseem Mahdi, representing Islam
- Jacob Ellens, representing Christianity
- Daniel Green, representing Judaism
For more information, please contact the
McMaster Secular Humanists at: [email protected]
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What I Believe
by SickofLies init doesnt say it was written by god.
but if i was bad i could say it was written by god.
this was written by god.
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I believe God is good. And He never does bad things. When God kills things it is good.
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Masturbation is a Gift From Jehovah (Stupid Awake 11/06)
by metatron indoes that title sound blasphemous?
well, i'm sorry if it does - but who ever imagines what the world would be like if sexual urges .
could not be satisfied by oneself?
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Ok this pic was ripped from and older post but who cares
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Your opinion: Are those raised as Witnesses more likely to end up godless?
by under_believer inwas thinking about this the other day and wanted to get your (yes: your) opinion.
i find myself slipping farther and farther down the agnostic scale in my thinking--it's possible that i'll end up an atheist.
my suspicion is that because i was raised being taught that all other religions are false, that i came to the conclusion that if the witnesses don't have "the truth" then nobody does.
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Only if they are lucky
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What I Believe
by SickofLies init doesnt say it was written by god.
but if i was bad i could say it was written by god.
this was written by god.
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Hello everyone, long time no post yayaya
Ok enjoy!
God is everywhere. He is in the air I breathe and the stuff I poop. He is in every cell and atom. He is in my boogers. He is the miracle in my deodorant that makes the stink go away.
He made the universe. He made the people in the universe out of dust. He made women out of mens ribs. He made pork ribs real tasty. I mean real tasty.
He answers my prayers. He also doesn’t answer my prayers. He is very good at answering prayers that either don’t have an answer or don’t need one. He is a little lax on answering prayers that are really important to me. I believe I must pray harder or pray more.
He likes meat, just like me. Maybe more than me. He is maybe a little hungry because nobody is sacrificing sheep and turtle doves to Him anymore. He has had to resort to eating human meat sacrificed in His name. I think He likes human meat. Maybe He made humans to eat. I’m afraid if I go to Heaven he might just eat me. Naughty God shouldn’t eat people.
He had sex with a Virgin who was already married. God can be a dirty rascal. But that’s OK because he sent his Son for us to eat. Sometimes on Sunday we get to eat Jesus Body and Jesus Blood. It tastes kind of like stale crackers and grape juice. I don’t mind being a cannibal if people taste like crackers and grape juice. But I would think they would taste more like pork ribs. That would be cool. Maybe we taste like pork to God?
His Son was also sent to save us. But I’m not sure from what. Maybe He is he saving us to eat us later, like putting us in a refrigerator. Anyhow I believe His Son was killed for trying to save us. I believe He got lucky because He only spent 3 hours dying, when most people who die on a cross take a couple of days. Lucky Son of a God. I believe 3 days after he died he came back to life. He was a zombie. Zombies are usually scary. But this Zombie was a good Zombie and promised he would come back soon. Tricky Zombie. When He said soon he meant more than 2000 years. Maybe that’s soon for Him, but that’s a long time to me. That makes me sad because I’d like to see the Lucky Son of a God Tricky Zombie come back riding a fancy horse.
I believe God created the universe and everything in it in just 6 days. He did this a long, long, time ago—almost 6000 years. Wow! He told Noah not to bring dinosaurs because they were too big for the arc. Poor dinosaurs. He makes the world look old to trick people who don’t believe in Him. He is also trying to trick people who do believe in Him. Tricky God. He is funny. He did tell Noah to bring bacteria, worms, plankton, viruses, and skunks. Although I heard viruses aren’t really alive. How did God do that? I’m glad he brought plankton because they feed whales and I like whales. Noah must have had a great aquarium. Are whales tasty?
I believe God personally wrote the Bible. He is a bad speller. And not too good at history. But that’s OK, because neither am I. He wrote in the Bible that He wrote the Bible. So, duh, he must have written the Bible, because he couldn’t have done that if he hadn’t written the Bible. See, this was written by Greg Kise, so it was obviously written by Greg Kise. It doesn’t say it was written by God. But if I was bad I could say it was written by God. Okay, here it goes. This was written by God. Sneaky Greg, this wasn’t really written by God. It just says so to trick you nice people. Tricky Greg. But other people who helped God write the Bible aren’t so sneaky. I believe this for sure.
God wants everybody to believe in Him. When you don’t believe in Him, He gets angry, and jealous, and kills you. Then He probably eats you. I like it when people believe me. When they don’t I get angry. When they say, “Greg you are full of poop,” or “Greg you made that up. It’s not true,” then I get angry. Lots of people don’t believe in God. So he is probably pretty angry. He hates it when His food doesn’t believe in Him. When He gets really, really angry he kills lots of people by drowning them. Angry God. God needs to meditate or take yoga or eat less people meat.
I believe lots of people do believe in God too. But this also makes Him angry because only some people believe in Him the right way. He told the people who believe in Him the right way to kill the people who believe in Him the wrong way. I know the way I believe in God is the right way. I could kill you if I wanted, or if God told me to. Other people think they believe in God the right way, and that I am wrong. God told them to kill me. Why would God do that? I thought we were friends?
God really doesn’t like the Amish. He makes them ride in buggys and doesn’t give them electricity. Then He sends people who believe in Him to kill the Amish children. Bad Amish. Bad, bad, Amish. God doesn’t like you. I don’t think this is funny. God also killed Egyptian kids too. It must be easy to kill kids. Maybe they taste better than stale crackers and grape juice.
God says I can have a slave. This would be neat if I could afford one. Or maybe two. I don’t like to work, but slaves like to work. God made slaves so I don’t have to work. I hate picking lettuce, but slaves pick lettuce and you hardly have to pay them at all. But I’m not allowed to covet your slave. I have to get my own. I don’t really know what covet means. Do you? Thank God for slaves. You can hit slaves if you are angry or if they are bad. You can even kill them. I don’t know if you can eat them or if they are tasty. God probably knows.
I believe God is good. And He never does bad things. When God kills things it is good.
I believe God loves me and everybody.
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When A Loved One Leaves Jehovah
by choosing life inhas anyone read this article in the september 1, 2006 watchtower?
i can't understand why the rank and file can't see who is really causing the pain by seperating loved ones over personal beliefs.. one woman says about her disfellowshipped brother, "this has been so hard for me to bear because in every other respect, he has been a wonderful brother to me.
i especially miss him at large gatherings.".
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watchtower.cc /dan2007
The disfellowshiping process is a sham and all one has to do is ask to many questions, I proved that with my documentary.
Learn the real truth about the Universe and life, goolge: Evolution.
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The most annoying issues you found within the organization were ...
by The wanderer inuntitled document <!-- .style1 {font-family: verdana} .style2 {font-family: verdana; font-style: italic; } --> the things that seemed to bother us the most before leaving the organization there were a number of.
things that used to bother me within the organization.. for example, the time that the organization use to.
absorb, it seemed that i gave more than i received.
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A number of things,
Foremost what that you had to agree with everyone else that there was some sort of 'God' responsible for everything and constantly blessing people who went out in service and throwing the ones that didn't to the devil.
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another evolution thread...
by anakolouthos ini've been scanning thru geronimo's recent thread on evolution, & have really enjoyed reading all the fascinating responses.
i was going to post in there, but was worried it might get buried.
many may not know me here, as i've barely posted, but in a nutshell, i'm still in the org (somewhat trapped at the moment) but consider myself a christian with somewhat leftish leanings.
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So many good arguments for evoultion have been made here, I will not attempt to add more, the science on this matter is clear and there is no doubt of the fact of evolution anymore.
But, as an aside to the creationists or the doubters out there, lets say that the situation was reversed. Everyone believe's we come from nothing some how and over time came to be what we are now. Really no one really has any concept of what 'God' is. However, you have an appifiny and reliease that everything would make so much more sence if a all knowing and all powerful 'God' was put into the picture. What evidence would you use to back your point so people wouldn't think you're crazy? Could you find any?
Remember people thought Darwin was crazy for suggesting an idea as crazy as evolution.
