Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!! 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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Update: South Park at war with Scientology
by SickofLies inhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4819826.stm
south park's creators have renewed their "battle" with scientology, after a us tv channel dropped a show which mocked its church and actor tom cruise.
"so, scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!
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Update: South Park at war with Scientology
by SickofLies inhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4819826.stm
south park's creators have renewed their "battle" with scientology, after a us tv channel dropped a show which mocked its church and actor tom cruise.
"so, scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4819826.stm
South Park's creators have renewed their "battle" with Scientology, after a US TV channel dropped a show which mocked its church and actor Tom Cruise. "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" Trey Parker and Matt Stone told trade paper Variety.
Now if we can just get them to do an epsode on Jehovah's Witnesses...
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Married or single?
by greendawn inhow many people here are maried or single?
would the married prefer to be single and the single married or are they happy as they are?
i am single and prefer to be married given the right conditions.
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Let me see I married for three years, divorced, then got engaged a year latter, broke it off a month before the wedding, and now dating. I guess that about sums it up for me
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It's High Time I Introduce Myself
by Lady Liberty init's high time i introduce myself.
i feel like i know many of you already, just by daily reading your posts over the last year.
you all have been a support to my husband and i, even though you were not even aware we were even here.
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Welcome to the board!
Great story! Google saved me too! I really started questioning the bOrg to, but it wasn't until I finally got up the courage to research the society on the internet that I was finally able to dispell all the fear they drum into your head over the years.
As Morphous said to Neo: Welcome to the real world!
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Special Talk - Is God still in control?
by ajayboy inspecial talk - is god still in control?
does anyone have an effective illustration or experience for this talk?
regards ajayboy
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http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/member/5589/topics/4.ashx
Execellent resource to use in your talk
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Comments You Will Not Hear at the March 19, 2006 WT Study (ADMINISTRATION)
by blondie inparagraph 14 "administration" linked to "kingdom government".
christians, those who hope to live in heaven, partake, whereas the majority,.
2 jehovah is a god of purpose.
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My favorite time of the week! Another great review!
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Pre-Fade/DF/DA pranks?
by Dune ini have a couple of more months to go (august!!
) till my fade.. but i want to leave an imprint on the congregation i'm in.. i planned on buying two additional copies of coc and leaving them in precarious places around the kingdom hall (lost and found, literature cabinet, elder's conference room, the kingdom hall library).. i also want to make a print out of dannyhazard's story and leave it on the conference table.
we have the co soon, so nows an as good time as any.. anyone else have ideas?
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Don't forget to donate lots of Watchtower money!
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!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!
by SickofLies inthe onion .
search news archives .
i say, let the good lord do the suffering for you," she said.
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Reading some of the replies alone made me spit up my lunch!
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CO visit: God is in 5th dimension
by DannyBloem inwe had the special exiting visit of the co this week, a real spiritual feast!
we are so happy and blessed!.
he told us in his talk about were is god residence that god's residence is in the extra phsical dimension, and this is the place he and all spirit creatures lives.
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Desperately Seeking Jehovah - for serious posters only
by unclebruce ing'day apostasleuthers, .
i've just read an interesting post by danny bloem the belgian pink panther.
new light, as delivered through danny's co , is that jehovah exists in the 5th dimension and thus we can't see him.
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I'm thinking those perverted men got a hold of him and worked him over good....then Jesus saw what was going on and he sent fire and brimstone.......I mean sulpher....down on all of them and accidentaly got his pa too! Jesus then took over and they slowly faded Jehovah out of the picture and by the time the N.T. came about.....jehovah became only a co-star with little parts. I could be wrong....but I'm fairly sure this is what happened.
That's the best scientific analysis I've ever heard on the transference of God from the old stinky testment to the new shiney testment. I could just imagine Jesus reaction when he hit Jehovah "Oh SHIT!!", then the massive ensuing cover up in heaven to enthrone a new king. Hence the need in the NT to oust Satan in heaven, which was never a problem with Jehovah in charge, because everyone knows that Jesus and Satan were the ones all along who wanted control over the earth.
My theory is both Satan and Jesus wanted mankind to worship them and that Jesus purposefully killed Jehovah because he knew that Satan only had support of 2/3 of the angles and he could take em in a fight.
