((Hambeak)), Sorry to hear about your problems. I don't thing you're being selfish.
Remember the old saying, a true friend is there when you need them, not when they need you.
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Crisis here and there No more visits for a while
by hambeak incooking dinner for the folks and the oven caught fire.
john is an ass as his fuel pump went out and wants us to fix it.. told him to go to the dealer.
john threatened to hit jake and it was awful.
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The "Stupid Jokes" Thread
by Warlock inhere is my stupid joke: why did cinnimon roll?
because he saw apple turnover.. thank you, jim of tx for giving me the idea.. warlock .
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One day at the employment agency a gentleman asks if there are any openings at the docks.
The interviewer eyes him up and down and he certainly seams like the type to work as a stevadore. He has a hook on one hand, a patch over one eye and a wooden leg.
Interviewer asks what happened to the leg? The man replied it was lost to a shark one afternoon when he fell in the water. What about the hand ? That he lost in a knife fight.
So, what about the eye ? That was caused by a seagull. A seagull ? Yes, "I looked up and it pooped in my eye."
"You don't mean to tell me seagull poop can blind you ?" "Of course not", replies the man, "it was the first day with the hook !"
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The "Stupid Jokes" Thread
by Warlock inhere is my stupid joke: why did cinnimon roll?
because he saw apple turnover.. thank you, jim of tx for giving me the idea.. warlock .
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My sides are splitting ! !
Some more bad jokes : WARNING : ADULT ORIENTED
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," The little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal"
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The "Stupid Jokes" Thread
by Warlock inhere is my stupid joke: why did cinnimon roll?
because he saw apple turnover.. thank you, jim of tx for giving me the idea.. warlock .
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This one is for Good Girl Bad Girl as she likes cow knock knock jokes :
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who ?
NO, Cows go Moo !
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The Pastor's Donkey
by Mrs Smith inreceived this via e-mail today anf thought i would share the pastor's donkey.
the pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.. the pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he.
entered it in the race again, and it won again.. the local paper read: ..... .
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That was so funny I laughed my A$$ off !
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Please keep Enterprise Ala in your prayers
by oppgirl63 ini work about 15 minutes from enterprise, ala. i had taken my jw roommate to the greyhound station in dothan so she could go home for a week (she has epilepsy and can't drive).
when i was coming back through enterprise, i stopped to eat lunch and the tornado crossed the highway about a quarter mile from me.
i was about to leave and walked outside and looked up and you could see it coming.
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(((oppgirl63)))
Glad you and the others with you made it through the twister o.k. It's a sad day in the rest of the Nation as well. My heart weeps for those students.
Quixote
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One CO said that PAC-Man was demonized ???? I wonder if Ms. PAC-Man knows ?
Heck ! I should have been DF'd a looooooong time ago for playing every day for hours !
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QUIXOTE,I WONDER WHY THAT ELDER SUFFERED A STROKE?
Yeah, I wonder the same thing. He partially recovered but was never the same. Removed from being an elder but I can't remember for certain if later on he was a MS.
Just remembered about a CO who during a talk told a young mother to take her crying baby to the bathroom, he didn't want to hear it. It was more in the way he said it and with that haughty authority that bothered me. Poor mom didn't even get a chance to give the baby a pacifier or a bottle. The whole KH was so quite after that you could hear a pin drop as the saying goes.
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I agree with my counter part Madame Quixote (are we related?). More than bizarre they were hypocrites !
There was one elder that gave the talk for the memorial service in 1975 that scared me. He got so exited about it being the last Memorial ever, he was ranting and raving. Can't remember for sure but he might have been foaming at the mouth too. Poor guy suffered a major stroke in 1976.
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How do I find out the history of my house?
by ButtLight ini was wondering if anyone has ever done this, and knows how to go about getting the info.. i want to know how old it is, all the previous tennents, if any of them are dead, and or died in this house.
all that good stuff.. it would be nice if i could find it out on the net.......instead of running all over the place.
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ABR has good sugestions. When we purchased our property last year, we used a Ttitle Company and it listed all the previous owners going back to the 1950's. It was vacant land before we bought the house off a builder and the Title lists all the owners of the land.
Another thought, maybe ghosts just like you !
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