John Doe... that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me. I'm wiping a tear.
Priest73
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Priest73
Still not gonna happen. ( Bigger is NOT better.)
You obviously have not read my posting history. I'm hung like a light switch.
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I'm 5' 3".
There's not enough rum and coke in the world.....
That's why God invented Jager. AKA Liquid Panty Remover.
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Priest,
Shame on you, you made rum and coke come out my nose.
I wonder if Dr. Hot-Stuff who's 7 feet tall has a cure for that?
Brace yer self.
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Oh purps...
JUST inside the vaginal canal, I'm going to feel a ridge of muscle. I'll put a little pressure for just a few seconds. That will relax your muscles.
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Priest73
Priests foreplay is for the uneducated man
but the payoff is probably the same.
horse poop. I've studied Hustler for years. I know what wimins like. I got my lernin' on.
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I know! Anything medical interests me. And I find that all the doctors will answer ANY question I have. The pressure is applied JUST inside the vaginal canal, you will feel a ridge of muscle. Pressure for just a few seconds will relax the muscles. And, bada-bing, bada-boom!! Easy entry!!
Guess that blows my version of fore play.
A slap on the ass and a verbal warning... "Brace yer self"
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I will need the vodka. He knows more about female anatomy than I do. We conversed today about where to apply pressure to make the (you know what) muscles relax. It was news to me....
Ummm. Share???
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Yes, HE's easy on the eyes.
I see. the "S" is silent. Just like God intended.
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The doctor I work for asked me out today.
is she hot?