I'm 5' 3".
There's not enough rum and coke in the world.....
That's why God invented Jager. AKA Liquid Panty Remover.
Priest73
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Priest,
Shame on you, you made rum and coke come out my nose.
I wonder if Dr. Hot-Stuff who's 7 feet tall has a cure for that?
Brace yer self.
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Oh purps...
JUST inside the vaginal canal, I'm going to feel a ridge of muscle. I'll put a little pressure for just a few seconds. That will relax your muscles.
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Priests foreplay is for the uneducated man
but the payoff is probably the same.
horse poop. I've studied Hustler for years. I know what wimins like. I got my lernin' on.
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I know! Anything medical interests me. And I find that all the doctors will answer ANY question I have. The pressure is applied JUST inside the vaginal canal, you will feel a ridge of muscle. Pressure for just a few seconds will relax the muscles. And, bada-bing, bada-boom!! Easy entry!!
Guess that blows my version of fore play.
A slap on the ass and a verbal warning... "Brace yer self"
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I will need the vodka. He knows more about female anatomy than I do. We conversed today about where to apply pressure to make the (you know what) muscles relax. It was news to me....
Ummm. Share???
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Yes, HE's easy on the eyes.
I see. the "S" is silent. Just like God intended.
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The doctor I work for asked me out today.
is she hot?
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I got a haircut today.
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if it walks like a duck.....
by ninja inhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/6140484/barack-obama-accused-of-trying-to-indoctrinate-children-with-socialism.html.
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I have to admit, telling kids to "stay in school"... that's about as socialistic as you can get, considering our socialistic school system in the USA.
Oh no! The president want to address the children! Run from the black man. Not every thing this man does is evil.
I'm assuming positive intent on this one..