"Now, now Geoffery.........no having tea with the dog. You know it will never make him happy and he will just come back panting for another cup!" "Yes Mum, sorry Mum.........should I leave school now and pioneer? I don't feel like a normal adolescent anyway. Pets are for Satan's disciples and I want to worship the true god Jehovah. By denying my normal human needs and desires I hope I am pleasing you, Dad and Jehovah. Am I mum....huh.....am I mum?"