Posts by sparky1

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November Study WT "Train You Child to Love Going Door 2 Door"

by JW_Rogue in

been catching up on some jw reading and found a gem in the november study wt in the first article, paragraph #11:.

yet, you might look beyond the obvious and ask yourself, does my child enjoy the ministry or only the breaks?

if you discern that the ministry could be more interesting or more rewarding for your children, set goals with them.

Samuel Herd: a woman saying "if she were a man....." is borderline being a homosexual

by Khaleesi in

not sure if this was posted before... but apparently for the wt a woman's smaller cranium than a man's shows she was designed to be in submission to the man!!

unbelievable he dared to say such things!.

https://youtu.be/wqzc2m8_mba.

Two new candidates for the Governing Body(tm)! With the craniums that these two have, they must be packing some huge mass of gray matter and intellectual capacity. If Tony Tight Pants were to meet them, I bet he'd say that these two are among the 'thinkingest' people on earth.

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First Jehovah Witness talking about 1914 and "NO SOLICITING" money

by TheWonderofYou in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzhof73nwvy.

sparky1

"Nowhere in the Bible are we authorized to solicit money in Gods name." - Pastor Russell starting at about :57.

Apparently, the current Governing Body(tm) has never seen the Photo Drama.

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Has anyone read this 'SCHOLARLY' book? THIRTY YEARS AS JEHOVAH'S SLAVE

by sparky1 in

if anyone here is considering going back to becoming one of jehovah's witnesses, than this testimonial may help you make your way back.

lots of gems contained in this book that will build your faith immensely :.

how to exorcize demons from your son, while he is having a drug flashback, after having encountered one of the 144,000.- pg.

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Not to be missed the sequel-Forty Years as Jehovah's Willing Slave!

Ah, yes ............with a whole new chapter entitled LOYALTY!

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Has anyone read this 'SCHOLARLY' book? THIRTY YEARS AS JEHOVAH'S SLAVE

by sparky1 in

if anyone here is considering going back to becoming one of jehovah's witnesses, than this testimonial may help you make your way back.

lots of gems contained in this book that will build your faith immensely :.

how to exorcize demons from your son, while he is having a drug flashback, after having encountered one of the 144,000.- pg.

sparky1

If anyone here is considering going back to becoming one of Jehovah's Witnesses, than this testimonial may help you make your way back. Lots of GEMS contained in this book that will build your faith immensely :

How to exorcize demons from your son, while he is having a drug flashback, after having encountered one of the 144,000.- pg. 58-59

"When Noah emerged from the ark, there was no longer an abundance of vegetation, since so much was destroyed in the flood. So it had become necessary for humans to eat animal flesh."- pg. 65

"Mrs. Russell wanted to be in control of The Watch Tower Magazine's policies, and so for this reason Mrs. Russell filed for divorce..." - pg. 83

'It was N.H. Barbour that preached 1874, not Pastor Russell. Russell preached the year 1914.' -pg.84

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Samuel Herd: a woman saying "if she were a man....." is borderline being a homosexual

by Khaleesi in

not sure if this was posted before... but apparently for the wt a woman's smaller cranium than a man's shows she was designed to be in submission to the man!!

unbelievable he dared to say such things!.

https://youtu.be/wqzc2m8_mba.

sparky1

If 'Sammy the Scientist' is correct (and he isn't) , that brains size correlates to intelligence, than he should be replaced on the Governing Body(tm) by a whale, an elephant or a dolphin.

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Samuel Herd: a woman saying "if she were a man....." is borderline being a homosexual

by Khaleesi in

not sure if this was posted before... but apparently for the wt a woman's smaller cranium than a man's shows she was designed to be in submission to the man!!

unbelievable he dared to say such things!.

https://youtu.be/wqzc2m8_mba.

sparky1

I misquoted Jerry Seinfeld and his friends from the episode of Seinfeld: THE OUTING. The original 'running gag' was: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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Samuel Herd: a woman saying "if she were a man....." is borderline being a homosexual

by Khaleesi in

not sure if this was posted before... but apparently for the wt a woman's smaller cranium than a man's shows she was designed to be in submission to the man!!

unbelievable he dared to say such things!.

https://youtu.be/wqzc2m8_mba.

sparky1

He's obsessed with lesbians.

"Not that there's anything wrong with it."

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Samuel Herd: a woman saying "if she were a man....." is borderline being a homosexual

by Khaleesi in

not sure if this was posted before... but apparently for the wt a woman's smaller cranium than a man's shows she was designed to be in submission to the man!!

unbelievable he dared to say such things!.

https://youtu.be/wqzc2m8_mba.

sparky1

He's obsessed with lesbians.

One of the guys at work always says: "Lesbians are great. They like what I like. Women!"

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Try not to laugh at this WBT$ quote!!

by punkofnice in

for over a century, delightful, correct words of truth covering every aspect of life have been presented in the watch tower society's publications - wt 1990 december 15 p 26.