Sorry.....you may have to be over 50 years old and American to get this:
The Marky Pig Show Opening Theme......
"Who's our favorite JWTV star? Who comes on with a wham?
Who's got the stupidest show by far? M-M-M Marky Pig, our favorite ham!
Ooh, that Marky, Marky Pig! He's the Watchtower's Mr. Big!
When the music starts, you want to leave the room. You feel like his show is rigged.
Swing around in a circle and doesy-do! Time to watch, Marky Pig!"
(MY sincerest apologies to Porky Pig and the Loony Toons Company)