"Would you like to join me at my Yoga class this Sunday?"
"Did you win anything in this weeks lottery?"
"Do you want to make a trip to the casino this weekend?"
"How would you like to join the bowling league that I belong to?"
"Would you like to attend my birthday party?"
"You are a complete jerk. The only reason that we are 'friends' is because of shared religious beliefs."
"No I don't want to waste my Saturday 'pioneering for a day' ".
"Become a Bethelite? The hell with that. I need to make some money to support my family and be sure that I am not a burden on anyone in my retirement years."
"My wife loves EVERY sexual position. She is so passionate that I have to take time for myself just to rest up!"
"How is your IRA doing? I hope you are investing enough for a secure retirement."