So the old boy turned 80 and it was time for his annual physical. Because he was 'deaf as a post' , his wife always accompanied him to the doctors office. After checking his weight, height, blood pressure, lungs, prostate and other assorted issues, the doctor needed more information. He told the old boy, "I'm going to need a blood sample, a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample." "WHAT DID HE SAY?" the old boy enquired of his wife. Calmly, the doctor repeated his request. "WHAT DID HE SAY?" asked the old gent of his wife again. She calmly and firmly reiterated the doctors orders "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DOES THE DOCTOR WANT?" yelled the old codger. By this time the wife was fully exasperated and she bellowed out to him : "HE WANTS YOU TO LEAVE YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR FOR HIM TO EXAMINE BEFORE WE GO!"