Human beings need to stop viewing men and women as the 'opposite' sex and would probably do better if they viewed each other as the 'complimentary' sex.
sparky1
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Guide to Women: Everything You NEED to KNOW !
by Simon inthis is important information that everyone should know.
it's pretty funny and not 100% inaccurate.. remember "never put your dick in crazy!"..
let the triggering commence .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=incswssuyp4.
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New Poll : Trump 51% Approval Rating
by minimus inmore than half the country approve of the president.
( just thought you might wanna know)🤓.
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sparky1
Today, Rasmussen has President Trump at 47%. Exactly where President Obama was on this day in 2011.
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Congregation memorial stats
by nowwhat? in2 congregations met together attendance 355 which is close to exact number of combined publishers.
only saw a couple of new faces.
so it looks like once again the invitation work was a complete failure and relatives of jw's couldn't be talked into coming anymore!.
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I went to the Memorial at my old congregation. It was announced during the talk that the partakers were over 19,000 for the 2018 Memorial. At least the organization is experiencing growth in one category!
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Enjoyed the Memorial
by ScottyRex inprobably not a popular opinion on here....and haven't been actively attending meetings since 1988....(i know i know a submarine attender) however thoroughly enjoyed attending this evening...was good to see lots of people i remember whilst growing up in this faith, they were genuine and the whole atmosphere was one of love.
sure if i suddenly wanted to become active again and didn't change my lifestyle they would drop me like a bomb.....however i haven't and won't and they didn't and don't.
this works for me.. i cannot demonize the witnesses on what i have seen tonight.
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sparky1
I just got back from the Memorial. New talk and format this year. Dumb...dumb...dumb. However, they announced that there were 19, xxx partakers last year! As for the love bombing....most everybody ignored me. Those that really love me spent time talking with me.
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Does Anyone Remember Mr. Coffee
by new boy inthe apostate that hung around bethel back in the early 1970's.. i talk about "the frog" and "lady margret" in my book but knew nothing about "mr. coffee".
any help please.
new boy.
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Yes...yes...yes...! My memory has been jogged and now I remember him. When I was a new boy in Brooklyn I roomed in one of the smaller buildings down over the hill . My room was at street level and I kept the window open at night because I like the fresh air. One night around 10:30 to 11:00 he had two new boys trapped outside the front door and was yelling and screaming at them. The foolish new boys had forgotten their keys and I went to the door to rescue them. The stupid bastard started in on me when I opened the door and I told him in no uncertain terms that if he didn't shut his mouth that I would shut it for him. He took off like a shot and I never saw him again. That was my only encounter with Mr. Coffee.
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New Boy is out!
by new boy inwell after 11 years it's finally out!.
this book could have never have happened if not for the jwd web site and the wonderful people here!
people who have helped so much with gathering the information that is in this book.
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Thanks Keith. I just ordered the book from Amazon! E.T.A of next Tuesday. Another trip down memory lane.
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Review: revised Elder's manual, part 2
by neat blue dog inthen we get to one of the main purposes of the book, a catalog of all the sins you can get disciplined for.
just to be sure, this disclaimer kicks things off:.
listed below are offenses that may require review by a judicial committee.
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Elder's Coordinator: "Young Brother Jerk and Squirt, we have called you to this meeting to discuss a delicate matter. There have been reports of you and Sister Hot to Trot spending an inordinate amount of time together alone."
Brother Jerk and Squirt: "I see brother Elder. Yes we do spend a lot of time together. We share an interest in music and musical instruments."
Elder's Coordinator: "Yes Brother. What we here on the service committee are trying to determine is if you and she have used each others instruments."
Brother Jerk and Squirt: "Of course! She lets me play with her 'squeeze box' all the time and I let her perform on my 'organ' any time she likes."
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How Do They Chose Someone To Be A Member Of The Illustrious Governing Body?
by Brokeback Watchtower ini'm mean were talking making someone a policy maker for the corporation that can have serious financial consequences.
i'm sure intelligence is not high on the priority list for this noble office being they hate higher education and consider it a waste of time.. i'm sure they would thoroughly know the party line as any self respecting mind control would never choose an original thinker.
i'm also sure a lot of ass kissing happens before one gets chosen as a ass wiping helper which seem to be a sort of initiation into governing body corporate politics and a sort of proving ground to show your determination protect the organization from the enemy be they what ever source.
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Can you be disfellowshipped for getting abducted by Dogman / Bigfoot / Aliens?
by John_Carter_1912 inin episode 213 of "dogman encounters" jehovah's witness valerie grogan tells accounts of her, her mother, and her brother coming in contact with the dogman.. for those of you that don't know, the dogman is a werewolf-type humanoid creature.
there are about 7 different types of them and vic cundiff has over 243 episodes of long interviews with people that have been in contact with them.. around the 4:45 mark, she says that her mother kept telling the elders that the creatures was out there but that the elders kept saying their whole family was demon-possessed and that they would disfellowship them.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ncvszwzue.
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Can you be disfellowshipped if you are abducted by aliens?
It will depend on your judicial hearing with the local elders. They will need to determine if the aliens probed you or not. You will be asked such questions as:
"Did you enjoy the probing?'
"Did you scream or call out Jehovah's name while being probed?"
"Were you probed by a male or female alien or both at the same time?"
"Did you stay on a spaceship alone overnight with an alien of the opposite sex or with an alien known to be a homosexual in the alien community?"
"Is the probing public knowledge and could it bring reproach on Jehovah's name?"
"Was the alien underage at the time and did you report the probing to the secular authorities?"
"Is there a chance that the aliens would consent to a bible study, repent of their vile deeds, and perhaps do missionary work on their home planet?"
There will be much for the elders to discuss with you in order to determine the level of your guilt or innocence. Be patient. This will take many hours of 'probing' questions by the elders and you will feel violated all over again.
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Do You Ever Have Dreams You’re Still a JW?
by jp1692 inlast night i dreamt i was at a circuit assembly; i even had a walk-on speaking part early in the morning program.
i spent the rest of the day “working” the event in a security detail.
the dream lasted until the entire day’s program was over.
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sparky1
I left Bethel in 1976. For many years I had recurring dreams about signing up for Bethel again. In the dream I would sign up, be excited about going, put my affairs in order, go there and within 1 day of my arrival be filled with regret, anxiety and dread over what I had done. The dream haunted me for years up until about 8 or 9 years ago. Now I am never tortured about such nonsense.