I believe they will finally officially suggest what everyones been doing all along, to start using the Watchtower and Awake mags as the official asswipe of the organization. The GB will be resolute in their decision(directed by holy spirit, of course)that all JW's must do their part to be conservative and help protect the "environment" in these last days of the last days, lol.
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Limits on paper towel, tp usage at DA's. What next? Have fun w/suggestions
by juni in2 sheets of paper towel for hand drying, controlled use of toilet paper, don't dawdle while in the stall, covered mirrors, what next?.
how about maximum of 2 trips to the bathroom per day otherwise you are written up by brother bathroom monitor.
if more than that you are put on cleaning duty after the day's sessions are done.. .
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Getting rid of WT books, anyone interested?
by unique1 inthese are the books i am getting rid of.
if any of you are interested in any of them for cross-referencing purposes or whatever, let me know and all you will have to pay is shipping to my paypal account and i will send it to you.
pm me if you want any of the following.
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joe_black
The local landfill is always looking for these types of publications.
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WHY WAS THIS MAN NOT DISFELLOWSHIPED? asks a reader!
by Gill ina concerned jw, watchtower reader wanted to know in the 2006 august awake!, questions from readers, why one jw had not been disfellowshiped.
he asked: 'this series mentioned the experience of hilario, who drank for 30 years and who had 'many relapses'.
he stated that those in the congregation 'were always by my side to give me encouragement.
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joe_black
If they were to disfellowship ones for hittin the yak, there wouldn't be any JW's left, at least in the congo's that are in my vicinity. I personally knew one elder who would get perty juiced up before giving the sunday talk or when he read the watchtower. Others in the congo thought he had a speech impediment, but I knew better, speech impediments don't come with breath that smells like Jim Beam, or clothes that reak of urine, lol.
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Why, why, why?
by Honesty inwhy are jehovah's witnesses so afraid?.
they are afraid of... .
apostates .
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joe_black
It's because their faith is non-existant, if they only had faith the size of a mustard grain, they could move mountains, most JW's I know have no mustard and are very scared.
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snakes among us!
by dvw inhey, here is an email that i intercepted.
i dont know how to paste it to the forum, soi am just re-typing it.
this is an actual email from an actual dub.. .
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joe_black
Yes! I did hear that Satan was going to make an appearance at one of His conventions this year, and sure enough He showed up right on cue! lol.
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joe_black
I would of played some head games with em and said, "I'm now attending the church of satan, fireside congregation, you oughta try it some time, they serve a really great bloody mary, ta ta!" and then walked off, lol.
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Did you have a Witness approved car?
by free2beme inwhen i was a witness, i was told that a responsible witness purchased a car that was able to be used in field service.
as an example, it would have four doors to allow easy entry for a car group of 4 to 6 people.
it was something that was not to showy, meaning it was not a lexus or something that would make it seem that witnesses were materialistic, especially when working a poor part of the community.
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joe_black
NO! I've never owned a VOLVO and probably never will, lol.
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What Are "Unfair" Things JWs Made You Do?
by minimus ini was thinking how unnatural it is for most people to knock on stranger's doors and tell them that if they don't respond to what they were trying to get across, that they were going to be killed by god.
.....then there's the obligation to join the theocratic ministry school and go on a platform and give talks---even if you had a phobia!
.....or you're made to feel that you must answer at the meetings even if you're extremely shy.....are there other things that you can think of that made you totally uncomfortable?
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joe_black
I don't know if knocking on doors is unnatural or not, but knocking on doors on holidays such as Christmas and Thankgiving(USA) is sooooooo wrong. I realized how intrusive and arrogant that was only after I had been out a couple years, thought I was saving them from the evil Christmas demon! lol
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Please, need a scan of a page from "singing praises to jehovah" ASAP! pleas
by rishon inits a long story but id be very appreciative if anyone could scan and send me a page from the jw `prayer/song book`, i need to prayer i think is called "life without end at last", at least this is a prominent line in the song/hymn.
its the one used at funerals.
early on in the book.
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joe_black
Thats a funny version ballistic. I have a cousin who can change the words around in the kingdom melodies like that, he's hilarious!. I'll have to get him to print em out for me and then I'll post em on here one day, lol.
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How Does Your Garden Grow?
by OpenFireGlass inlife is like growing a garden... there's alot of people who may swear by, "miricle-gro"(the bible)... but that is not the only way to grow your garden green... .
i mean, yes there is an optimal formula to grow a nice garden, but not everyone uses "miricle-gro"... some of us use bone meal, blood meal, and chicken manure.
while others use, bat guanno, soy meal, and fish emulsion.
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joe_black
Some friends of mine from Japan tell me that in alot of Asian countries they use their own shit for fertilizer. I'm not saying this is a good thing or a bad thing, but I bet it smells perty shitty.