During the course of a JC meeting: How many times were you intimate with this individual and what were the exact things you did? He reported blankety blank times this, blankety blank times that, etc. etc.
Oh My God! I just went numb.
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What's the most "personal" information an elder ever ask you?
by JH inonce an elder asked me if i had any problems with masturbation?
i told him, no !!!!
that was before getting baptized.
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Can too many meetings be harmful to a person's spirituality?
by JH ini think so.. the watchtower wouldn't agree with me.
too much of anything is counter productive.. it's like eating a good meal, and 5 minutes later ordering the same plate.
you won't feel like eating because your full.
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JH said: "It's like eating a good meal........"
Yep, It's also like eating that same meal over, and over and over again. Eventually you can't stomach it anymore.
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NEWBIES how many of you
by plmkrzy inhave joined in the past month or two?.
i can't keep up there seems to be so many so i wanted to start a welcome thread for new newbies.. sorry if this was already done recently.. note: the in-built search system is currently being redeveloped so i am not able to check for this topic without looking through tons of pages.. anyway...say hello!.
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I would say, count us as 2.
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change awake magazin
by gato ingreetings, my name is marcio from brazil, i'm a jw sine 1994. i speak others language, and i'd like to make friendship after, change some magazins in others language.
i'v got awake publications in portuguese.
with you interest in change , writte me back at [email protected] or in my home adreess... marcio francisco.
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If this doesn't scream mind control, nothing will
by restrangled inthis poem was written by a 15 year old jw to encourage one of my younger relatives to get back to the kh.
to get to the meeting ahead of time.
to make our way to the counter to get in line .
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the author is a 15 year old girl, written to another 15 year old girl just yesterday.
I am still speechless.
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NEWBIES how many of you
by plmkrzy inhave joined in the past month or two?.
i can't keep up there seems to be so many so i wanted to start a welcome thread for new newbies.. sorry if this was already done recently.. note: the in-built search system is currently being redeveloped so i am not able to check for this topic without looking through tons of pages.. anyway...say hello!.
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I joined in June and my husband joined 2 days ago.
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If this doesn't scream mind control, nothing will
by restrangled inthis poem was written by a 15 year old jw to encourage one of my younger relatives to get back to the kh.
to get to the meeting ahead of time.
to make our way to the counter to get in line .
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This poem was written by a 15 year old JW to encourage one of my younger relatives to get back to the KH.
To get to the meeting ahead of time.
To make our way to the counter to get in line
To raise our hand and comment at every meeting
To welcome strangers with a greeting
To visit a sick one and encourage
To av speech that will discourage
To strive for all the fruits to display
To always see the need to pray
To help clean the Kingdom Hall
To surprise someone with a telephone call
To place a book with the use of Scriptures
To teach your child with the use of pictures
To come to the aid of those who lack
To read the magazines from front to back
To correctly fill out time blanks
To welcome the speaker and tell him thanks
To greet one another with a smile
To work on that great big magazine pile
To put an end to a malicious story
To seek the Kingdom first and not to worry
To answer mildly when someone mocks
To not forget that contribution box
To keep my Bible and book bag clean and neat
To occasionally take a front row seat
To really rehearse my student talk
To watch how we speak and how we walk
To forgive and forget the fault of our brother
To prove that we're Christians who love one another
To work house to house with the circuit overseer
To get that "seven times" prophecy clear
To prepare my assignment well in advance
To show a quiet and mild spirit, the truth to enhance
To share an experience I had in the field
To study and build up strong faith as a shield
To be at the circuit assembly for each session
To strive to make true peace my possession
To speak consolingly to all depressed
To actually apply what the WT stressed
To offer a ride to our brother without
To find out what our young ones are thinking about
To use an illustration to make a point clear
To speak up loudly so that all can hear
To concentrate on the talk and not fall asleep
To grasp a new point or something deep
To willingly do a few menial tasks
To turn in your report before the secretary asks
To show an interest in the old and young
To think before using your tongue
To read all the chapters assigned for the week
And always the other's advantage to seek
To set a goal to auxiliary pioneer
To informally witness without any fear
To stay for the service meeting following the school
To remember to stress that God's Kingdom will rule
To give a fine witness by conduct alone
To submit as a wife to the head of the home
To remember the scripture and read the day's text
To consider your mate's viewpoint and your own wishes next
To underline the answer in each paragraph
To hear a wrong comment and try not to laugh
To stay out in service a little bit longer
To sing the Kingdom songs a little bit stronger
To listen intently to the prayer said and then
To respond when it's over with a heartfelt "Amen."
Do not lean upon your own understanding.
My relatives response was "Oh Bloody Hell"
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So the school calls me to ask if Zach is home sick...panic sets in...
by FreedomFrog ini sent him off to school this morning and i didn't walk all the way down where i normally do because he's 8 and gets a tad embarrassed that his mom still walks down with him.
so for the most part, i sit on my steps at my appartment trying to listen if i hear him scream.
well, i just watched "without a trace" were a child missed her bus and she was kidnapped and at the end of the story they found her dead.
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What a phone call! I'm glad your son is ok and accounted for! Hope your day goes better.
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I get free food
by Calico Ethel ini apparently turn on fast food employees so much so that i get free food frequently.
today i went to fazoli's to get food for myself and 2 co-workers.
the guy at the drive thru window thought i was hot and gave me all my food for free - no joke!
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Ok, ok, ok! I apologize. I took you seriously, even though it was posted under humor, my bad.
I guess I'm a little sensitve about this subject because I see so many girls behave this way with my sons and it hurts to watch as their mom.
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Music, what are some single cuts that helped keep your sanity?
by restrangled inany artists, any time period........please let me know, i need some sanity.. r..
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Onto Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young....
And I am feeling great...
You all must think I am nuts with my music choices.
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PS. I do love Lincoln Park, and many others mentioned here, just don't have the music.
Thanks. This is fun!
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