Leolaia, thanks very much for the work that went into your illustrative posting!!!!!!
Mr GaryBuss, and I say Mister because I bow and grovel at your feet. You are THE wordmeister sir.
My very controlling mother encouraged me to drop out of high school in order to pioneer in the last remaining months of this old creaky system of things. I did so gladly and why not? It was a get out of jail card as I didnt really fit in with the school crowd anyway as a JW.
I was so glad to have initially escaped the clutches of this old world, but then cold hard reality began to set in on me that without even a high school diploma on my CV, where could I go for meaningful, satisfying and significantly remunerative employment?
I stumbled onto a trade and dove in and excelled at it. In no time at all, I was promoted to production management, where somehow I began to realize that I had this ability to inspire the men and women under my charge. All the while the work load was eroding my time spent in the "ministry and reaching out for additional privileges". As I struggled with this conundrum, I made a very foolish decision to quit a very lucrative managerial position to go back to a production job. The elders told me that I would never be able to even be a ministerial servant as long as I held my great job because as one of the elder window washer types put it, "I loved my job over Jehovah". I was absolutely miserable in my decision to go back to a production role with all of my experience.
I dont like talking alot about myself as I really dont think it is very interesting to most people with their busy lives, so I will fast forward many years. Having been one a JW for SO many years one thing that I carried away was an ability to sell and market! I convinced my boss that I would be better for the company in sales than production and the rest as they say, is history! I have since left that religion and the company has grown exponentially. I am recruited by major corporations across the country now and all that I can say is THANK YOU WATCHTOWER for teaching me how to sell! You will never go hungry if you can sell and if you can teach others this same skill, you will be an even greater asset.
I so hope that this post doesnt sound self congratulatory (I almost dislocated my arm patting myself on the back!), There are gaping holes in my "autobiography". This is as close as anyone will get to my life story. It's too boring! In conclusion, may you go to hell Watchtower! Damn, that feels good to say that now. You didnt take my life away as much as you tried to make me your snake oil salesman after all. But I do wish to thank you for giving me a marketable skill whilst trying to use it for your own wicked ends.
Dino