Obama gets to the Pearly Gate. St Peter greats him "Name Please"
Obama: President Obama
St. Peter: President of what?
Obama: The USA.
St Peter: When did that happen?
Obama: 20 min ago.
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Obama Joke
by uwishufish inobama gets to the pearly gate.
st peter greats him "name please".
obama: president obama.
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Embarassed at school for being a Witness - Did this happen to you?
by Witness 007 inwhen they played the national anthem everyone stood up...except afew of us witness kids who stood out like a saw thumb....a brother two rows ahead of me had a teacher physically drag him to his feet as he struggled to explain himself...i would sweat like a pig as others pointed and laught and told me off...from then on i would hide in the toilet till i heard the anthem finish then come out.. then theirs birthday holidays, sex education, religious studies which i wanted to do since i would be a star but i was banned by my family.. do you have an embarassing hide like a rat in the toilet moment..
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uwishufish
No I made the jws look like the ass by using my free speach rights and dared any of the athority figures (teachers) to tell me different. I came to love being different. As I knew it was total disrespect to act as I did.
Such as say it again and you'll be hearing from my attorney. I think that's the the jws wanted me to handle problems involving their beliefs.
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Is Obama Gay?
by sammielee24 innot an issue with me - but i wonder how many voters would turn against him if they found out he was?
the latest tabloid in check out lines has brought the sinclair scandal out into the public eye - and although i haven't heard it yet, i understand that rev manning has a damning video on youtube.
larry craig was vilified - would the same people who vilified him still vote obama in and why?
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uwishufish
I don't know if he's gay but I heard that he was black.
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Is Obama Gay?
by sammielee24 innot an issue with me - but i wonder how many voters would turn against him if they found out he was?
the latest tabloid in check out lines has brought the sinclair scandal out into the public eye - and although i haven't heard it yet, i understand that rev manning has a damning video on youtube.
larry craig was vilified - would the same people who vilified him still vote obama in and why?
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uwishufish
Just a little bit gay! And only sometimes.
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More on how I got my family out.
by ImFreeatlast insorry for the delay in posting back all, now that im a worldly materialistic person work keeps me busy j. due to all the welcoming comments and the requests from my first post (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/157384/1.ashx) i thought i would elaborate on how some of the ways i got my family out the way i did.
(i will try and keep this reasonably short j).
because i had already decided just after we got married that i didnt believe the crap anymore i started fading straight away, and i almost made a huge mistake, i was getting on quite well with an elder at the time and mentioned to him that i was a bit disillusioned with it all.
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uwishufish
Congrats! You got out while you're still have some of your youth left. Others found out to late!
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uwishufish
This congoliese woman learned her medical skills in a country where the locals practice medicine with macheties and perform quick amputations in the open countryside. Its an cultural thing.
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1984: Grace Commission Report under Ronald Reagan showed IRS is a fraud
by What-A-Coincidence in"100% of what is collected is absorbed solely by interest on the federal debt ... all .
individual income tax revenues are gone before one nickel is spent on the services .
and few people realize the income tax is a slave tax.
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uwishufish
Income Tax has two pourposes and only two!
1. To give credance to the fiat $ it is the only currency the us gov accepts in payment of taxes
2. The redistribution of wealth.
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FW: WHAT A SISITER SACRIFICED TO SERVE JEHOVAH
by moomanchu inwitnoid e-mails goin around.. all i can say is wtf.. japan assembly experience.
date: tue, 22 jan 2008 15:58:51 -0500. .
convention experience from japan!
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uwishufish
Here is the key. If the father was so deep in the mafia, what did he have to sacrifice to get out? They told him he could not pull his pants down on stage he could only describe what was left.
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Are We Witnessing the Nationalization of Mortgages About to Enter Forclosur
by uwishufish inthe fed has started to accept these worthless securitys in exchange for highly liquid treasurys.. will we also see tax payers allowed to invest part of their social security in the stock market as a measure to prop up the markets?.
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uwishufish
The Fed has started to accept these worthless securitys in exchange for highly liquid Treasurys.
Will we also see tax payers allowed to invest part of their Social Security in the stock market as a measure to prop up the markets?
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Appellate court denies request to intervene in molestation case
by Tatiana indon't know if this was already posted.
http://www.pe.com/localnews/inland/stories/pe_news_local_d_webtestify.23d1b64.html.
appellate court denies request to intervene in molestation case.
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uwishufish
Hopfully these elders incur legal expenses. This will test their faith through their wallet.