Posts by Dogpatch

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I Hate Jehovah's Witnesses, and I Eat Small Children for Breakfast

by Dogpatch in

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i also tie frogs to wooden boards and send them sailing down small streams.. i pop the eyeballs out of the homeless.. i curse god to his face.

i am worse than the devil.. lol.

i love all the comments on my site re: my most recent of articles.

Dogpatch

OK the Youtube above was a bit harsh. Nuns and priests die. Then they become demons years later. But it's a spoof horror movie written by a girl who was raised in a Catholic school in Arizona. She knew very well the inner shemes of power leaders. In real life, she has no animosity towards Catholics, just when they abuse others - there you see the more complete story in the second trailer, which is still very poor quality. Actually I just found a funnier version of the same theme on Youtube in Portuguese! (One of my neighbors is from Portugal).

Enjoy, it's "G" rated compared to Chaton's version. I'd like your take on it.

I love Catholics, so drop the idea that I have the same feelings towards them as the Watchtower leadership and their psychological abuse. Hey, kick me, beat me, and light me on fire... at least I know who you really are. But this is an ode to deceptive, nice looking but stone-cold faced autocrats who are a smalll minority in any religion... they just need to be put in jail like Jimmy Swaggart, and experience a little "manhandling" themselves.

Sort of like the most deceptive of decision makers at Bethel that costs thousands of lives on the operating table. It's ashamed that this country is so ignorant of cults that they allow them to not even have to do bookkeeping that would expose them as frauds in a minute. Speaking of which I will add a new Scientology Youtube of Tory Magoo, a dear friend of mine, who will tell you anything you want to know about that religion, and has the respect of both Sci-togs as well as former members.

Why? Because she is HONEST and has a heart of gold, and whose only purpose in life is to expose bullies. I don't have a heart of "gold," I am merely (as the origins of the name "Randy" indicate, am merely a Shield Wolf, who gains little from his work but for the protection of those he is destined to protect... yet remains aloof from the actual pack itself, with all it's infighting.

You can credit the Baptists and certain fine Jehovah's Witnesses for giving me the balls to stand up to this... and even more so my own dear deceased dad. His spirit never leaves me. We could spend years apart and just get togehter with the family and it was if as no time had passed at all.

Randy

This is Hollywood folks... I am surrounded by this stuff all the time. You know you love it. Surely you know that even Tarantino doesn't take himself so seriously.

Here it is:

Stinky Cat - Gone With The Convent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=ytbCm_k_qD4

http://youtu.be/ytbCm_k_qD4

[how do you successfully embed Youtubes here? It seems arbitrary]

This, althopugh Brazilian, is more like a Josh.O parody or something.

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I Hate Jehovah's Witnesses, and I Eat Small Children for Breakfast

by Dogpatch in

jw
friends

i also tie frogs to wooden boards and send them sailing down small streams.. i pop the eyeballs out of the homeless.. i curse god to his face.

i am worse than the devil.. lol.

i love all the comments on my site re: my most recent of articles.

Dogpatch

Jgnat, I've been holding my breath for two years, surprise us with what you got. You're the best.

Randy

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I Hate Jehovah's Witnesses, and I Eat Small Children for Breakfast

by Dogpatch in

jw
friends

i also tie frogs to wooden boards and send them sailing down small streams.. i pop the eyeballs out of the homeless.. i curse god to his face.

i am worse than the devil.. lol.

i love all the comments on my site re: my most recent of articles.

Dogpatch

My latest collage I put together on Youtube... had to replace the original soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynbEdEXbbNU&list=UUzXBfEwkKmm36zFo1XFkm7g&index=1&feature=plcp

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I Hate Jehovah's Witnesses, and I Eat Small Children for Breakfast

by Dogpatch in

jw
friends

i also tie frogs to wooden boards and send them sailing down small streams.. i pop the eyeballs out of the homeless.. i curse god to his face.

i am worse than the devil.. lol.

i love all the comments on my site re: my most recent of articles.

Dogpatch

Well, what can I say. I missed out on a lot in life for the Watchtower. No, I had no need to travel, as El Porto is usually a hot spot for medium-sized waves. But one of the four long-haired kids in the collage above lives in Ventura, and takes the most INCREDIBLE surf shots you have ever seen! Let me see if I can find his Facebook page...

in the meantime here's another poor quality trailer from Chaton's movie. I have some real good quality versions - those are really dark and poor quality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwO5SEXcm14&feature=related

Here's Tood's Facebook page. See if you can see his collection of photos, (make sure you scroll down his entire first page, the pics will blow you away. When he lived in our hood, he was a skinny little guy... he's really buffed up a lot now.

https://www.facebook.com/todd.hartman2

Randy

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I Hate Jehovah's Witnesses, and I Eat Small Children for Breakfast

by Dogpatch in

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friends

i also tie frogs to wooden boards and send them sailing down small streams.. i pop the eyeballs out of the homeless.. i curse god to his face.

i am worse than the devil.. lol.

i love all the comments on my site re: my most recent of articles.

Dogpatch

Our neighborhood... The pretty girl at the bottom is Chaton, whom some of you get lathered over when my phone rings at I'm not around, her sultry voice is on my answering machine. :-)) I have known her for about 17 years or more, and she can walk in any bar or club in the South bay, get all free drinks, and even take a crowd of girls in without waiting in the long line. She is a movie producer and writer.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0217331/?licb=0.7364058209977556

She also played a little girl in her own movie. :-))

Which also starred Adrienne Barbau and Coolio had a 2-minute part playing a cop busting the kids in the old convent, then stealing their joints and smoking them himself. :-))

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0217331/fullcredits#cast

Oh, here's the link to the Youtube trailer, or you will all bug me. You will see Chaton at first playing the young blond girl hiding as the main star lites up the action. Look for her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Ci-7QSFis

She once was a reporter for The Economist (based in London I believe) and traveled to Vietnam, etc. She still knocks out the boys, and can out-talk and outsurf half the neighborhood. Her movie is "The Convent, " and I would put the trailer up but it is schlock horror and the first 3 minutes would stand you hair on end in horror and disgust, not good for small children. :-)) She is the only one that helps me with the Free Minds Journal for the last 8-10 years.

1997 being put in my place, with Rob Sullivan (former Bethel roommate who still lives upstairs) and Marcia Murray biting/kissing me (she's my secretary), Robert Rivera, my original Treasurer in the white shirt next to me, and Brian in front, who grew up in Manhattan Beach and started going to my church. The pic below was also taken in 1997, and our old big house we rent is in the background. I have two rooms to myself, one is a kitchen turned into an office, and I can block myself out of the rest of the house (except to go use the bathroom) because I have my own entrance as well (that's what you call seniority :-))

Going back to 1970-72, my girlfriend Renee' (on left, below, with her sister back in Florida) as I was heading into Bethel soon. She AND I both got our mothers, sister and brothers-in-law into the WT. As far as I know, Renee' is married and still in it. We wanted to get married, but she didn't want to wait for my 4 years of Bethel to get married. Can't blame her, she was a beauty. We both became Witnesses together (she was a Rosicrucian but liked the Catholic Church).

Hi Apotheiosis,

I bought a used board after leaving Bethel, but I don't swim real good so I took up bodysurfing after a year or so. I like the feel of the water with my body, and I don't like paraphenalia. Except I am a licensed suba diver and for a few years, up until a year ago, a couple and their two sons lived on a 70 foot yacht at the Redono Beach Harbor.Charles taught me, along with his wife

All my buds like to go to Costa Rica and other places down south of Calif., never North. Huntington is right next to Newport Beach, and I lived right on the beach there when I was in high School, with my girlfriend and 2 buds in a 3 bedroom house overlooking the water at 15th street, night to the big Catholic Church, where my girlfriend used to go at times.

Paul, that was about as dressed up as I get... but I recall you, Andrew and Bertie having the time of your lives out on the beach.

You must come back Paul. It's in yer blood now!

Randy

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I Hate Jehovah's Witnesses, and I Eat Small Children for Breakfast

by Dogpatch in

jw
friends

i also tie frogs to wooden boards and send them sailing down small streams.. i pop the eyeballs out of the homeless.. i curse god to his face.

i am worse than the devil.. lol.

i love all the comments on my site re: my most recent of articles.

Dogpatch

That's the only problem I have with the Northern Coast at Sea lelvel - fog. Ilived in Pismo beach which gets a lot. From there up to the top of Cali, lots of fog, called the Marine Layer.

Randy

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another new WT break-ff group, here they come!

by Dogpatch in

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likely this is going to snowball real soon.. i got this message in spanish:.

me, youlike manyexjehovah'switnesseswasadded toagroup called"let'send thedisassociation".

once the grouphas reached a certainnumber of membersof thegrouphas been transformed intouckg.

Dogpatch

Likely this is going to snowball real soon.

I got this message in Spanish:

Me, you like many EX Jehovah's Witnesses was added to a group called " Let's end the disassociation "

Once the group has reached a certain number of members of the group has been transformed into UCKG. ( Universal Church of the Kingdom of God) .
We were deceived by a person of the UCKG .
I've got out of there ! It also denounced the group for fraud . https://www.facebook.com/groups/341489982571388/members/

Eu, você assim como muitos EX Testemunhas de Jeova foi adicionados à um grupo chamado "Vamos acabar com a desassociação"

Assim que o grupo atingiu um determinado número de membros foi transformado num grupo da IURD. (Igreja Universal do Reino de Deus).
Fomos enganados por uma pessoa da IURD.
Eu já saí de lá! Também denunciei o grupo por fraude.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/341489982571388/members/

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Jehovah, the God of Parking Lots

by 00DAD in

this idea was brought up on another thread today, but i thought this particular angle deserved it's own thread.

have you ever noticed that jws that have completely swallowed the kool-aid are really whacked in their thinking when it comes to interpreting life's events.

bb, "because i got the parking place and they didn't.

Dogpatch

LOL

great subject line, and good comments. I have to put this up on Net Soup.

thanks OODAD

you should have picked "hodad" a very cool 60's nickname. :-))

Randy

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How Judaism Differs in Life-Death Issues

by leavingwt in

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a recent article in the nj jewish standard.

the boy was 17 years old and he urgently needed an operation.. as a jehovahs witness, however, he would rather die than receive a blood transfusion, believing it to be a transgression of the biblical prohibition against eating blood.

his parents, also pious members of the religious group, agreed with him.. the doctors of the ucla medical center, however, would not agree to perform a blood-free operation.

Dogpatch

BTTT

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I Hate Jehovah's Witnesses, and I Eat Small Children for Breakfast

by Dogpatch in

jw
friends

i also tie frogs to wooden boards and send them sailing down small streams.. i pop the eyeballs out of the homeless.. i curse god to his face.

i am worse than the devil.. lol.

i love all the comments on my site re: my most recent of articles.

Dogpatch

with the exception of Lee Marsh, the Jansmas, (although they risk disfellowshipping for not writing more lately)

That's why I wanted Cedars, a breath of FRESH AIR, dammit. Don't bore me to death otherwise.

I'm always recruiting, but a bit picky.

R