i found this link to a few good bible jokes.
some are childish but funny nonetheless.
anyone have any good ones?.
Don't quit your day job Moggy. Good one Legolas.
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Why do cows make such good Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because they are always out-standing in the field.
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O.K. here's one I made up as a kid that's pretty corny...But funny if you know the reference...
Which religion's followers have the nicest hair?
Jojoba Witnesses.
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i remember that a few months ago, a member gave the reproduction of a publicity corresponding exactly to the picture of a nice swimming girl appearing in the "you can live forever ..." book.. this image is on my website (the first one on the page) :.
http://www.aggelia.be/subliminal4b.html.
would it be possible to put again this publicity on the forum ?.
It is WAY better than those other sites. Still sketchy though.
i found this link to a few good bible jokes.
some are childish but funny nonetheless.
anyone have any good ones?.
I found this link to a few good Bible jokes. Some are childish but funny nonetheless. Anyone have any good ones?
here is a riddle.
i am thinking of something that god did not create, but is mentioned in the book of genesis and also throughout the bible.. what could it be?.
--vm44.
I see your point VM. I gotta funny riddle if you want to hear it...
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharohs daughter...she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little Prophet.
here is a riddle.
i am thinking of something that god did not create, but is mentioned in the book of genesis and also throughout the bible.. what could it be?.
--vm44.
Sorry VM44 but I have to say that was kind of weak. If it is money, then it could have been any man made object in Genesis. Usually a riddle has one answer. Along with the other ideas mentioned so far (evil, God , etc.) and all the man made objects (graves, clothes, etc.) you're looking at about 25-30 correct answers.
i remember growing up, the witness children were often ones that were left to see all those g rated movies from disney.
yet even those at time, while accepted by just about every religion out there, were considered demonic.
for example, the following movies were said to show witchcraft and in or congregation we were encouraged to discard them and not own copies of them; sleeping beauty, snow white, the little mermaid, bed knobs and broomsticks, and fantasia.
Also Pinocchio (magic)
Alice in Wonderland (I still don't know because I have still not seen it yet)
Beauty and the Beast (magic)
The Sword and the Stone (magic)
i remember growing up, the witness children were often ones that were left to see all those g rated movies from disney.
yet even those at time, while accepted by just about every religion out there, were considered demonic.
for example, the following movies were said to show witchcraft and in or congregation we were encouraged to discard them and not own copies of them; sleeping beauty, snow white, the little mermaid, bed knobs and broomsticks, and fantasia.
Don't forget Alladin. (Genie)
Home Alone was disrespectful to elders. (older ones--not Elders in the hall)
here is a riddle.
i am thinking of something that god did not create, but is mentioned in the book of genesis and also throughout the bible.. what could it be?.
--vm44.
There are MANY things mentioned here that are true. The REAL question is ----what is vm44 thinking of.
here is a riddle.
i am thinking of something that god did not create, but is mentioned in the book of genesis and also throughout the bible.. what could it be?.
--vm44.
Love
Hate
Suffering
here is a riddle.
i am thinking of something that god did not create, but is mentioned in the book of genesis and also throughout the bible.. what could it be?.
--vm44.
It's not fire?
