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  Home Security Code

  by Outaservice in

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  i'm just curious how many of you that have/had a home security system used the code '1914'?

  i know around here you could have broken into any jw's home on a sunday morning using it.. outaservice (who changed his code to 1975)

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  monkeyshine

  Hey, I got a million of 'em. Unfortunately
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  Disco Banned?

  by Wordly Andre in

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  i am a bit too young to remember this but, was disco really banned by the jw's??

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  monkeyshine

  I can remember at a District convention a brother giving a talk about a young witness who started learning disco dances.

  He said the guy was like John Travolta! (everyone chuckled) Eventually the story lead to the guy turning to drugs and such and ended up dying from it. Always embellishing! Now would we want that to happen to us brothers and sisters? lol
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  Home Security Code

  by Outaservice in

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  i'm just curious how many of you that have/had a home security system used the code '1914'?

  i know around here you could have broken into any jw's home on a sunday morning using it.. outaservice (who changed his code to 1975)

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  monkeyshine

  When i was a kid my mom told me if a stranger told me to get in the car with them because my parents told him to pick me up, then I was to ask the stranger for the codeword.

  Of course it was Jehovah.
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  Remember those toolbox-like briefcases some of the brothers had?

  by WingCommander in

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  i bet some still carry them.

  you all know what i'm talking about; there were at least 3 brothers in the congregation that had one.

  thank god my father wasn't one of them.

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  monkeyshine

  Ok guys, I was guilty. Had the mongo box thingy.

  Wasanelder, ever consider getting it bronzed?
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  Adam and Eve Real or Fiction?

  by plmkrzy in

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  did mankind start with a single set of parents?

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  monkeyshine

  It is so crazy how the carbon dating issue is treated like a joke in the org.

  I was always told that the method was faulty. So I guess it is SO faulty that it's millions of years off! So faulty that it would be more accurate to look at a fossil for 30 seconds and guess!?

  When (or if) a scientist in this field hears this claim they probably want to scream. You might as well walk up to them and call them retarded. "All your expensive equipment which has been tweaked through the years by brilliant minds is no better than a magic 8 ball!"

  AND, the people in the org. making these claims have NO scientific knowledge.

  Even if something is completely impossible, without a shadow of a doubt, it is still taught and believed.

  Pretty crazy.
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  Remember those toolbox-like briefcases some of the brothers had?

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i bet some still carry them.

  you all know what i'm talking about; there were at least 3 brothers in the congregation that had one.

  thank god my father wasn't one of them.

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  monkeyshine

  WTF???
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  I miss the 'good old days'!

  by Outaservice in

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  lets see now.......... monday night: prepare for the tuesday night book study i will conduct.

  also, have the family monday night watchtower study preparation.. tues night: drive over to an almost inactive brother's house to conduct the book study.

  prepared questions for the children ahead of time.

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  monkeyshine

  If you think about it, if we used those countless hours practicing something like juggling, magic tricks, card counting, studying college text books, etc.,etc.,etc. we could all be world famous!!!

  GD it!
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  I miss the 'good old days'!

  by Outaservice in

  1. jw
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  lets see now.......... monday night: prepare for the tuesday night book study i will conduct.

  also, have the family monday night watchtower study preparation.. tues night: drive over to an almost inactive brother's house to conduct the book study.

  prepared questions for the children ahead of time.

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  monkeyshine

  To this day there is a dark cloud for me on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

  It's been years since a meeting but I can't get away from the feelings of those days.

  I wish somehow we could get reparations for the thousands of hours we put in. --lol
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  Remember those toolbox-like briefcases some of the brothers had?

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i bet some still carry them.

  you all know what i'm talking about; there were at least 3 brothers in the congregation that had one.

  thank god my father wasn't one of them.

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  monkeyshine

  They kinda looked like an over sized old school doctor house call bag.

  When I was a kid mine was the complete opposite. It was one of those single compartment bags with the metal spring hinges that would kind of stay open when you opened it up. Kinda like 2 pieces of pleather sewn together with 2 skinny handles. I used to see how high I could throw it in the parking lot after the meeting and would get in trouble.
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  No Trespassing!! Breaking news for local JW's.

  by Mulan in

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  2. friends

  this week at the book study, at all congregations in the u.s., a letter was read saying if you go to a house or property with a "no trespassing" sign, you must not enter, or knock on the door.

  you have to leave immediately.

  a sign saying "no solicitors" is too ambiguous, and they are to use their own judgment, and don't have to knock.

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  monkeyshine

  never did in a million years did i think i would be here with you guys.

  It's pretty crazy huh?

  back on topic...

  They think it is so important that it's like if there was a no trespassing sign on a pool and someone was drowning you would have to save their life!