where can i find a disfellowshipped wife ;)
If she's a gorgeous looking blonde with a great personality. Who cares what her background is 😉
i used to get a weird feeling in my stomach when i would see a witness approaching.... almost a sense of dread.
now, i really don’t care.
i have even made it a point to do the approaching when i see a witness trying to convert an ignorant person..
As I drive, I see them all the time doing the door-to-door and sometimes I see them with their carts. I don't approach them.
The main thing is that I feel pity that they are slaving so much for something so worthless.
i believe the early christians going back as far as constantine changed the ritual of a savior coming and the resurrection of the messiah from the spring equinox to the following full moon.
or should i say the full moon after the spring equinox.
so why the change?
I don't believe that the stories about Jesus are true, but there are enough details in the New Testament to be pretty specific with the Jewish calendar based on lunar cycles to pin down the date within the year that they say this stuff happened.
But otherwise, you are right. They could not pin down if this happened in 2 BCE or 4 AD or whatever. Too many variables to argue over. But also, because it's a myth.
they don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?
A circuit overseer is called a C.O. (See-Oh)
His wife is sometimes called a C.O.W. which might be shortened by some to be said, "cow."
What do you call a circuut overseer's baby?
.......a "circuit breaker."
they don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?
Betheliesalot:
How do you get "new light" from an old Watchtower?
Set it on fire.
I think that is the best one.
they don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?
They
don't want you to donate blood because.....
.....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at
any time.
Watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of
their members......
......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000
select files.
What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness?
Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.
hi to everyone!i was summoned to the judicial committee and went.
it was a respectful conversation from one side to the other.
in the end i handed the dissociation letter in hand and a binding to each of the elders, with an article i wrote on the subject, "are jehovah's witnesses a destructive sect?
Congratulations TJC.
my dad died 2 weeks ago on sunday.
i will miss him so much.
he was the funniest most greatest man i have ever known.. granted for the first 30 years i wasnt that much keen on him and i don't think he was on me much either.....let me explain.. mum and dad met in 1964, mum was the prettiest girl in the town, mini skirts, raised hair, the daintiest figure, she looked the spit of audrey hepburn at breakfast at tiffanys.
Beautifully written. You have some honest and also some good memories. Thanks for sharing that. So sorry for your loss.
i met a wonderful man on match.com several months ago.
on our first date, there was amazing chemistry and we ended up having sex.
it was not planned, it just happened.
You have all you need from us.
Jehovah's Witnesses are a dangerous mind control cult. You do not want to be one. Things will only work out to a relationship and marriage if you become one of Jehovah's Witnesses if he is so dead set on becoming one.
Regardless of him being baptized or not, he must deal with having had premarital sex before he can proceed with being a JW.
Good luck to you, feel free to keep asking questions. But you have all the advice on this subject that you need.
well in order to shun someone you must dehumanize them much like what occurred in slavery.
dehumanizing someone now allows you treat them worst then an animal.
and now you can justify ignoring them there not human anymore.
Shunning is very effective for them.
It causes many to keep their mouth shut when they don't agree about something.
It causes many to kiss the elders' asses to keep from being DF'ed or to get back in because they want to have communication with their family.
It silences the ones who are willing to speak up- others won't listen to them.
