Hi Tom!
It is I, Dr. Feel Good, and I am here with a special empowerment message for you! I bet you can hardly wait!
And the best part is it's FREE! Not only that, it is unconditionally guaranteed! If ever this message fails you, you can return it for a prompt refund! (Am I great or what?)
Feel Good Message for March 7, 2002:
"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."
And there you have it! This is Dr. Feel Good signing off for now and leaving you with one other thought:
"Can a storm be officially designated as a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?"
Dr. Feel Good aka FreePeace
THE DOCTOR IS IN!