"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"
Send over the words (and music) so I can pass them on to my soccer mad mates to sing at the next World Cup. How's qualifying going? Will your guys be there to hear it.
drloss
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England - United?
by Englishman insupposing england were able to play against manchester united.
who would win?.
ok, i know that you would need a beckham in each side, but just suppose that it were possible, who would you have your money on?.
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British And American Intercourse.
by Englishman inok, america, this is it.
you have got to start learning english english at some point or another, after all, us brits are having to learn american english to be able to understand all those films (movies) about how you saved our arses (butts) during the 1939 -1945 (1941 - 1945) war.. now we all know the obvious ones, such as you calling a car bonnet the hood, the boot is the trunk and a spanner being a wrench etc etc.
plus the fact that you eat fries instead of chips and spread mayo instead of butter.
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drloss
"we American's still rule the world"
... and that really is something to be proud of!!! .... NOT.
... gasoline? or petrol?
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British And American Intercourse.
by Englishman inok, america, this is it.
you have got to start learning english english at some point or another, after all, us brits are having to learn american english to be able to understand all those films (movies) about how you saved our arses (butts) during the 1939 -1945 (1941 - 1945) war.. now we all know the obvious ones, such as you calling a car bonnet the hood, the boot is the trunk and a spanner being a wrench etc etc.
plus the fact that you eat fries instead of chips and spread mayo instead of butter.
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drloss
"They have since been attributed to both Al Gore and George Bush, but the fact is that
they were originally said by Quayle."Whoever it was, they illustrate what yanks have done for the development of the english language!!!![8>]
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England - United?
by Englishman insupposing england were able to play against manchester united.
who would win?.
ok, i know that you would need a beckham in each side, but just suppose that it were possible, who would you have your money on?.
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drloss
"The french's soccer team is the european and world champion"
I'm not a soccer fan but wasn't France (and Brazil) beaten recently by Australia in Japan?
BTW have you Poms recovered from losing to the USA yet?
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England - United?
by Englishman insupposing england were able to play against manchester united.
who would win?.
ok, i know that you would need a beckham in each side, but just suppose that it were possible, who would you have your money on?.
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drloss
"Aussies sing that?"
This Aussie certainly did ..... into the messagebank of every pom I know downunder (and one or two in the UK). Funny thing is none of them called me back even though I also sent them text messages on the same matter. Seems they didn't mind dishing it out during/after the Brisbane Test (I was the only gold jersey in a sea of red there) but decided they really preferred World Championship darts after Melbourne & Sydney.
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British And American Intercourse.
by Englishman inok, america, this is it.
you have got to start learning english english at some point or another, after all, us brits are having to learn american english to be able to understand all those films (movies) about how you saved our arses (butts) during the 1939 -1945 (1941 - 1945) war.. now we all know the obvious ones, such as you calling a car bonnet the hood, the boot is the trunk and a spanner being a wrench etc etc.
plus the fact that you eat fries instead of chips and spread mayo instead of butter.
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drloss
Another one of the US's finest?
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British And American Intercourse.
by Englishman inok, america, this is it.
you have got to start learning english english at some point or another, after all, us brits are having to learn american english to be able to understand all those films (movies) about how you saved our arses (butts) during the 1939 -1945 (1941 - 1945) war.. now we all know the obvious ones, such as you calling a car bonnet the hood, the boot is the trunk and a spanner being a wrench etc etc.
plus the fact that you eat fries instead of chips and spread mayo instead of butter.
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drloss
Yeast extract spreads for your bread/toast.
Nearly 50% of those who voted did.
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British And American Intercourse.
by Englishman inok, america, this is it.
you have got to start learning english english at some point or another, after all, us brits are having to learn american english to be able to understand all those films (movies) about how you saved our arses (butts) during the 1939 -1945 (1941 - 1945) war.. now we all know the obvious ones, such as you calling a car bonnet the hood, the boot is the trunk and a spanner being a wrench etc etc.
plus the fact that you eat fries instead of chips and spread mayo instead of butter.
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drloss
At least it made sense when he said it (and he sincerely believed it no doubt) but never is a long long time, especially for politicians of any persuasion.
On a lighter note....
Are you aware what Kiwi's have done to the English language? To assist the next time you meet one, here is a little translation:
BETTING: "Betting Gloves" are worn by betsmen in crucket.
BRIST: Part of the human anatomy between the "nick" and the "billy".
BUGGER: As in "mine is bugger than yours".
CHULLY BUN: Chilly Bin, also known as an Esky, Ice Box or Cooler.
COME YOUSE: Former Australian Cricket Captain aka Kimberley John Hughes.
DIMMER KRETZ: Those who believe in democracy.
ERROR BUCK: Language spoken in countries like "Surria", "E-Jupp" and
"Libernon".EKKA DYMOCKS: University staff.
GUESS: Flammable vapour used in stoves.
SENDLES: Thongs, open shoes.
COLOUR: Terminator, murderer.
CUSS: Kiss.
DUCK HID: Term of abuse directed mainly at males.
PHAR LAP: NZ's famous horse which was actually christened "PHILLIP".
ERROR ROUTE: As in "Arnotts mulk error route buskets".
FITTER CHENEY: A type of long flat pasta not to be confused with "rugger tony".
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British And American Intercourse.
by Englishman inok, america, this is it.
you have got to start learning english english at some point or another, after all, us brits are having to learn american english to be able to understand all those films (movies) about how you saved our arses (butts) during the 1939 -1945 (1941 - 1945) war.. now we all know the obvious ones, such as you calling a car bonnet the hood, the boot is the trunk and a spanner being a wrench etc etc.
plus the fact that you eat fries instead of chips and spread mayo instead of butter.
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drloss
I don't think you yanks have much to crow about - just look at what your president has to say......
Be concerned, very concerned.....
Genuine quotes made by George W. Bush Jr.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of
failure."
....George W. Bush, Jr."Republicans understand the importance of
bondage between a mother and child."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen
pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there
is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can
breathe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.
I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this
century. I didn't live in this century."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that one word is 'to be prepared'."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
judgments in the future."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."The future will be better tomorrow."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."We're going to have the best educated American people in
the world."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive
positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have
a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."Public speaking is very easy."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going
to the polls."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr"When I have been asked who caused the
riots and the killing in LA,my answer has been direct & simple:
Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame.
Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
....George W. Bush, Jr."Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of
not having it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that
George Bush may or may not make."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you
on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr."[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.This guy is your President!!!!!!
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England - United?
by Englishman insupposing england were able to play against manchester united.
who would win?.
ok, i know that you would need a beckham in each side, but just suppose that it were possible, who would you have your money on?.
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drloss
The Aussie rendition of "You're not singing any more" at the end of the British Lions tour was pretty special