Ladies and Gentlemen:
I am sure all of you think that your JW.crush is the best jw.crush there is. Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, but you are all wrong. My jw.crush is the best!
I am herewith giving notice to all you hooches that this one is taken. He is mine and that is all there is to it. Now, please, don't be jealous because I've got the best, that that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
<Dutchie looks adoringly upon her crush>