hey Emo...that is like advice they would give to rent boys round at parliament
Posts by ninja
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18The Truth!!
by frostyselectronics injohn 17:17 sanctify them by your truth.
your word is truth.
when you are ready for the truth that saves.
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Scatty
by Xena inyou ever go thru periods when you can't seem to collect your thoughts or stay focused?
i've been like that recently.
i hope it doesn't last.
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ninja
dont worry Xena...you can still pull out....wish I'd listened to that advice...3 kids later
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Funny JW Comic
by claytoncapeletti inone of my old co-workers sent this to me.
the sad thing is that i have had this happen to me in service before.
oh, those were the days.
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ninja
hey middy...you may be 106 years old ..but you're still as sharp as a tack......muhahaha
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Will there be death in paradise?
by Bob Loblaw inso, from what i remember,...after armageddon, those righteous jw's who make it through will have to clean up the utter devestation.
imagine 9/11 on a world-wide scale.
they also (from what i remember) will not be miraculously perfect right away.
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ninja
it should start with ..."once upon a time"...and end with "and they lived happily ever after"....yayyyyy!!! woo hoo
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The Truth!!
by frostyselectronics injohn 17:17 sanctify them by your truth.
your word is truth.
when you are ready for the truth that saves.
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ninja
hey IP SEC dont scare the lurkers......
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Help me describe the idealized JW fantasyland
by sir82 inbased on the illustrations in the books & magazines, and the videos produced by the society, describe the world that the gb would like jws to live in.. for example.... -- parties never have more than 15 persons attending.
entertainment consists of one chap playing a guitar while the rest sing kingdom melodies, followed by stimulating conversations of "field service experiences" and "how i came into the truth".
-- children of all ages are perfectly well-behaved for the full 2 hours of a congregation meeting.
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ninja
hey middy....still laughing at "zip up slipper"....(as ninja discreetly moves his zip up slippers out of sight)
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Scatty
by Xena inyou ever go thru periods when you can't seem to collect your thoughts or stay focused?
i've been like that recently.
i hope it doesn't last.
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ninja
hey odrade ..I dont need no acupuncturist for that...my wife does it for nothing...only thing is....knitting needles are sore!!
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ninja
hey FF you will be dancing soon enough when I send you that whisky....he he
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Help me describe the idealized JW fantasyland
by sir82 inbased on the illustrations in the books & magazines, and the videos produced by the society, describe the world that the gb would like jws to live in.. for example.... -- parties never have more than 15 persons attending.
entertainment consists of one chap playing a guitar while the rest sing kingdom melodies, followed by stimulating conversations of "field service experiences" and "how i came into the truth".
-- children of all ages are perfectly well-behaved for the full 2 hours of a congregation meeting.
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ninja
yeah middy ...imagine the mum's shouting at the kids...."stop prodding the decomposing neighbours with that stick"!..."no more elephants or hippos for you young lad!"
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ninja
watcha talkin about willis...(bruce)