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  grateful to my Elders..No talks, no FS time, no privledges....no problem!

  by oompa in

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  so one year of lots of questions and showing doubts, and missing quite a few meetings but still going out in service, doing mics, reading, hall projects...then i get the new light from society regarding the letter i sent them (wow, stunned me, blew me away) and i let them know how i felt about it and i quit the ministry after 40 active years.

  nobody says anything about this, no counsel, no will you go out with us on saturday.

  not a single "were is your time for the month" phone call.

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  I thought it was strange and not the norm, really expected to be harrassed, but then it looks like the same has happened to more than me!

  Yep...same here.
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  More Silly Speech ...

  by compound complex in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  with thanks to clam for getting the rall bolling:.

  1) magnificence: big coins.. 2) cantaloupe: inability to run away with paramour.. 3) familiar: truth-challenged relative.. 4) majority: smallish military officer.. 5) lollygag: candy stick down one's throat.. 6) lohengrin: squat squab smiling.. 7) noachian: absence of pain.. 8) lordship: noble boat.. 9) parapets: man's best friend times two.. 10) adverse: to increase length of poem.. .

  please join in!.

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  erandir

  One more for the road:

  Pantomime: The uncontrollable urge to hit a street performer over the head with a cast iron skillet
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  What is your favorite Simpsons episode?

  by Lloyd Braun in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, so we did the seinfeld thread, now how about homer, marge, bart, lisa and maggie?.

  my favorite one has to be the one where bart gets help from homer to read a card at a presentation before mr. burns.. homer: "oooh boy card read good".. .

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  The one where Marge and Lisa go out to get a new door bell and then the Jehovah's Witnesses come to their door. But they don't ring the bell.

  Didn't one JW say to the other, something like, "Why are we doing this? Let's stop
  bothering people."

  There is another where Marge is feeling down and she is relating to Homer how she was so lonely that a couple of JW's stopped by and she talked to them for hours. She got up to get some lemonade or something, but when she got back, they were gone.
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  What is your favorite Simpsons episode?

  by Lloyd Braun in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, so we did the seinfeld thread, now how about homer, marge, bart, lisa and maggie?.

  my favorite one has to be the one where bart gets help from homer to read a card at a presentation before mr. burns.. homer: "oooh boy card read good".. .

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  Well, let's see...out of nearly 20 years of episodes, I have to decide which one is my favorite? Hmmm...

  The one where the Springfield dam bursts and all the water comes rushing down the street past the Simpson's house. Then at the tail end of the water comes floating Ralphie in his bed. He wakes up in bed in the middle of the street and says, "I think I wet my bed."
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  I am going to an Atheist banquet w/ my girlfriends!

  by sweetface2233 in

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  the atheist alliance is having their "crystal clear atheism" convention in dc this weekend.

  my girls and i are going to the banquet tomorrow evening.

  my role model, julia sweeney, will be giving a speech and receiving an award.

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  erandir

  Lore,

  LMAO
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  SURVEY: Who Believes In "God"?

  by minimus in

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  and by that i mean the supreme being or jehovah or jesus or buddah or whatever you might consider to be "god".

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  Ok, I'm open to the possibility that God exists. But if he's like the God of the bible, then I don't want to believe he exists.

  I'd rather believe in Homerovah, in that case.
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  SURVEY: Who Believes In "God"?

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  and by that i mean the supreme being or jehovah or jesus or buddah or whatever you might consider to be "god".

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  erandir

  Who believes in "God"?

  Jesus
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  My Cong- "Large Witness Gatherings are Banned!! And fancy dress? Why?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  a year ago in my cong, an elder who must be hitler's love child, gets up and tells us how some brothers are planning a fancy dress party, a large social gathering.

  sounds fun i though!

  "brothers a sincere christian would not attend such a gathering, we are warning you not to go near it.

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  In past years, our congregation was famous for its talent shows (once every few years or so). The last one I remember was about 4 or 5 years ago.

  I also attended a formal ballroom dance about 3 or 4 years ago.

  And then there was another dance/gathering a few years ago as well.

  At least once a year we could expect to go to a large wedding party, some with open bar, some without, all with dancing and lots of it.

  We even had congregation picnics at least two or three times during the warm months of the year.

  And just a month ago, I went to a big graduation party complete with karaoke.

  So even though some publications may talk against large gatherings and caution against them, there are still a lot of these shindigs going on around here. Sure, there are some who feel all uptight and avoid them, but I don't remember any local needs parts or any nazi elders telling us what to do or not do. Just maybe a part here or there cautioning us on conduct during a large get-together, but never recommending not to go to one.

  Maybe I'm in a relatively good region of witnoids who like to party and don't care what the GB says about it.
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  More Silly Speech ...

  by compound complex in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  with thanks to clam for getting the rall bolling:.

  1) magnificence: big coins.. 2) cantaloupe: inability to run away with paramour.. 3) familiar: truth-challenged relative.. 4) majority: smallish military officer.. 5) lollygag: candy stick down one's throat.. 6) lohengrin: squat squab smiling.. 7) noachian: absence of pain.. 8) lordship: noble boat.. 9) parapets: man's best friend times two.. 10) adverse: to increase length of poem.. .

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  erandir

  Nautical: When a good testicle goes bad

  Organic: What the organ repairman cleans from the organ

  Business: More than three sightings of the famous lake monster in one day

  Police: The renter's agreement in a lower class neighborhood

  Dedication: The education of the non-living

  Commitment: A prisoner's breath saver

  Discover: The time period after the last song is played
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  WTB&TS in Germany Gets Tithes...

  by prophecor in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  ..... ....directly from your wallet if you are one of jehovah's witnesses.

  it appears according to governmental regulations in germany allow for the fleecing of its adhereants, directly thru levies and tithes, taken from thier members wallets via the government, without having to ask, anymore.

  see section ii, paragraphs 1,2 and 3 of this document.

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  erandir

  Just another example of the WT and government being in bed together. Neutrality is only for the rank & file, it seems!