10 ways to identify the true Born Again Christians
10. When driving, they cut you off, then flip you off, for being in their way.
9. They put, crosses, fish, fish eating fish with legs, children kneeling at crosses, children with halos kneeling at crosses... on their SUVs, while they drive around, at 20 MPH over the speed limit, destroying the planet.
8. They put, Jesus sighs on the side of the road, everywhere.
7. They put, crosses on the top of every hill.
6. They spend millions of dollars, on ads full of lies, to pass gay marriage ban laws.
5. They say "Thank you, Jesus" for everything.
4. They would rather have the mother die, than allow any abortion.
3. They have had the Dictionary banned in some schools; because, their children were looking up dirty words.
2. They think their excrement does not stink.
1. They vote Republican; because, they think, they should not, have to pay any taxes.
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