Posts by jamiebowers

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Elders finally took me to the back room...

by OneDayillBeFree in

after several months of leaving the meetings as soon as they ended or only staying for "the first meeting" then leaving the "second part", the elders finally cornered me at last night's meeting.. they said they were concerned about me and that being that i am a young brother in a recently divided congregation they saw so much potential in me to help out the congregation and become a ms.. i told them i was thankful for their thinking of me to help the congregation but that at the moment i could not due to my job.

then the began asking personal questions that got on my nerves.. they asked where i worked and how much i made.

they asked if i was going to college and what i was studying and for how long.

jamiebowers

They asked where I worked and how much I made. They asked if I was going to college and what I was studying and for how long. They asked if I was "emotionally involved" with another sister or a worldy person. They asked me if I was angry at any brother in the congregation or if I had done anything to upset Jehovah. One of them even said if I had sinned "behind closed doors".

Oh yes, nothing upsets the creator of the universe more than a young guy having a job, going to college, being emotionally involved with a woman, and sinning behind closed doors. How much better it would be if you were a slacker with no job, not pursuing an education, too socially awkward for romance, and masturbating in public!

If this conversation does't scream "INSANE CULT", I don't know what does. If you get cornered by these assholes again, answer their questions with, "Why do you want to know?"

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very very funny

by Hortensia in

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http://www.amazon.com/review/r2qp56s5p2dega/175-7003056-7234937/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk.

well, i laughed until my stomach hurt -- but it's a little raunchy so be warned.

jamiebowers

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Who would you most like to meet from this board and why?

by usualusername in

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who would you most like to meet from this board and why?.

i would love to by danmera dinner.

she rocks!.

jamiebowers

@sd-7:

jamiebowers--Surprisingly, we've not met yet. She's been like a second mother to me.

Yes, but you've met my brother. Just subtract about seven inches from his height and add hair to his head, and that's pretty much me, LOL!

As for me, I'd love to meet any ex-jw, but at the top of my list:

sd-7, cs the apostate, empty inside, Cult Classic and her husband, Noni, New Chapter. elderelite, crazy blond b, can'tleave and nugget, Flipper, Mrs. Jones, Beks, Outlaw, Mouthy, and Mary. Oh, and Palm Tree and AnneB, Onedayi'llbe free, SerenityNow, Punk, TotallyADD and his wife. There are a few others, but I can't remember their screen names, only their real names.

Edited to add: Theocratic Sedition, Lady Lee, Scully, and Simon and Angharad.

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Jehovah's Witnesses Watchtower Mexico - Malawi Scandal Video

by BlindersOff1 in

warning!!!.

this is not for the more sensitive viewer!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthtsvqlq2y.

jamiebowers

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April 15, 2013 Watchtower - p. 22-26: Organization-Obsessed Much???

by sd-7 in

there's a study article "make sure of the more important things", and in no uncertain terms the article makes clear that "jehovah's organization" is the most important thing.

the term "organization" or "jehovah's organization" is used a whopping 24 times in the article, including a subheading titled: "follow the example of jehovah's organization".

i thought organizations were entities, but that sort of subheading makes it seem like the organization is one giant person whose example we can follow.

jamiebowers

p. 27: "The visions recorded in Ezekiel chapter 1 and Daniel chapter 7 vividly portray Jehovah maneuvering matters to a grand climax."

Now maybe I just have a dirty mind, one which I've thankfully already confessed to the elders (see p. 31, par. 17, Anne, the once and future pioneer who lived a double life--perhaps a fling with Andre after a long, sweaty day of return visits??), but that sounds a lot like spiritual masturbation to me. A vivid portrayal of Jehovah maneuvering matters to a grand climax? Talk about spiritual pornography! Divine judgment explodes all over mankind's face!

--sd-7

Impressive; a brilliant and nasty mind you have, LOL!

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Quentin (from JW-net) is dying

by Terry in

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quentin robburts has been on jw-net off and on for over 6 years and he is one of my oldest and most loyal friends.. his wife called me awhile ago and gave me the news.. quentin was rushed to the hospital's emergency room with acute renal failure and congestive heart failure.. .

this does not surprise me for the following reason.

his pain doctor put him on oxycontin last thursday.

jamiebowers

So glad that he has improved! Please encourag Quentin's wife to push the hopital for a MRI of his head to make certain he hasn't developed a blood clot after his fall. Look what happened to Hillary Clinton!

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New video: Jehovah's Witnesses and Watchtower's secret child abuse letter

by cedars in

we have decided to let the world know what happened when our websites were shut down earlier this month by means of this new video..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_9efi84qnc.

huge thanks to nugget for lending us her gorgeous voice, and also to cantleave for his cameo role as the voice of the big bad watchtower!

cedars.

jamiebowers

Great video, but I think you guys missed an important point. And that is that the Watch Tower claimed that evil letter! What a bunch of dunces! They would've been better off denying it.

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If you were an "Outie" were you even invited to a Family JW Funeral?

by LoisLane looking for Superman in

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cyberjesus's grandpa died.

he is going to the funeral.

that is what prompted this thread.. three years ago, my parents died, a few weeks apart.. my brother, only son, oldest of us 3 kids, is da or dfed, long time ago.. no one even let him know, his mom and dad had died.. his son, or our 1st cousin, i don't remember which, called several months later, to let him know.. do you know of any other xdubs, this cruelty, has been afflicted upon?.