I am
VULGAR SMURF
What's up with that?
BFD
i'm "tarty smurf".
http://www.quizopolis.com/smurf_name.php.
dunkin' donuts is offering free iced coffees today to celebrate the first day of spring.. i'm buying for everyone on jwd!.
who doesn't love spring?
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i know this probably sounds so silly, but my dad didn't even say anything about my birthday.
ps(as you see i'm very visual).
i was in the org for 20 years and never actually read the bible from beginning to end.
then i bought a living bible and found even the most difficult parts easy to read.
but i still couldnt find time.
I have never read the entire bible. I have read the book of Revelations for the first time this week. If the message is supposed to be so important why is it written like a bid ole riddle? Why wasn't it inspired to read like this:
I, God, require of you to do this that and the other thing. Plain and simple. Do things my way and you get to live forever. If not, then I will kill you, not once, but twice. Thank you for your attention in this regard.
BFD
seeing as the new system of things is taking it's sweet time getting here to restore everyone's youthful appearance,
I have a huge ugly scar on my left temple as a result of having a tumour removed from my head. It pisses me off that after all the surgery I've had that it still looks so bad. I've had three surgeries and the last one was way too painful for the little result that I got.
I have learned to live with the scar but if I could look the way I looked before the Tumour disfigured me I'd go for it.
BFD
PS Under the TMI category - Maybe a testicle job. I always wanted to wear a cock ring but it won't stay on!
how many saw the recent "jonestown-paradise lost" on the history channel?
i realize the suicide/murder of over 900 in jonestown, guyana on novemebr 18, 1978 may be old news but i've always been interested in how cult leaders hold power over their believers.
i've been reluctant to classify jw as a cult but some obvious parallels struck me:.
i will start....i can speak conversational albanian....thanks to the foreign language field...really useful in everyday life as a cleaner....sniff...why didnt i pick mandarin?
..would be useful when they take over the world....but one day i will find an albanian to talk to ...that or a needle in a haystack....the emmerdalian world of jw's
in missouri at a ihop, a lesbian kissed another female (her gf) on the cheek, once while sitting in the restaurant.
the manager went over to the ladies and told them they were not welcomed there and therefore had to leave.
the women described the kiss on the cheek as a similar type of kiss to an "uncle".
after i found out the truth abouth the troof, i could not--- i mean physically could not---- sing a note of a jw song at a meeting.. this was way before i decided to make a plan and a final break.
this happen to anyone?.
is it only the chairs that you found uncomfortable?
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