I found this very amusing. This guy claims to be of the annointed. You gotta love the modesty this "annoited"brother has.
http://www.allexperts.com/ep/1617-86290/Jehovah-s-Witness/Brother-Rando.htm
Expert Profile: Brother Rando
Expertise: Jehovah is the same now and has been from time indefinite to time indefinite. God never changes. However, the Only-Begotten Son has a different History. Michael the Archangel, who is "the beginning of ALL Creation", humbled himself and became a "perfect man" through the birth of Mary, he was NAMED Jesus (Pilippians2:6-11)anointed "Christ" by Jehovah's Holy Spirit at the age of 30,(John 1:32-36)resurrected to a "Superior Position". (Philippians 2:9,10) When Exalted to Heaven to the angels who were imprisoned during Noah's Time.(1Peter 3:19) He preached that angels and authorities and powers were now made subject to him.(1Peter3:22) Satan and his angels rejected Michael's authority. Rejecting that he was the one GIVEN a "Superior Position" (Philippians 2:9) and rejecting that he was GIVEN a NAME,(Jesus) so that every knee should bend of those in heaven.(Philippians 2:10) In 1914, War broke out in Heaven when Michael and his angels battled satan and his angels and cleansed the heavens of satan's influence.(Rev 12:7-19) Michael, the one who battles satan is identified as the lamb of God and Lord of Lords and Kings of kings in(Rev 17:14)Michael not only rebukes satan but kicks him out of heaven! Satan is now deceiving the inhabited earth about this Glorious Good News about the Christ.(2 Cor 4:4) John also called Jesus, "the Lamb of God" at the time of his Anointing.(John 1:36) This is absolute proof that Michael and Jesus are the same. Michael was created by Jehovah God and brought AGAIN into the inhabited earth, GIVEN authority over Heaven and earth as "Jesus Christ".(Heb 1:6-9) However "Woe to the earth" because the Devil,having great anger, knowing he has a short period of time. (Rev 12:12) Notice the battle over Jehovah's Sovereignty is between two Angels. Michael and Satan.(Rev 12:7) These two Morning Stars have been fighting since the founding of the world.(Eze 28:16-17) Sacred Secret revealed, Jesus is the Archangel.(1 Thess 4:16)
Experience in the area
I am a baptized Jehovah's Witness bearing Witness to "The Truth" for decades now and will gladly answer questions from sheep like one's. The wolves I will pummel and continue to Conquer, for the One that Conquers is given the morning star! (Rev 2:28)
Organizations
I am property of the "Faithful and Discreet Slave" that Jesus, my brother, has appointed over his belongings in the Last Days. This Slave is Jehovah's Earthly Organization known Worldwide as "Jehovah's Witnesses". When the Worldly organizations act against God's chosen people who are now "Spiritual Jews", Jehovah will slaughter those who are touching the pupils of his eyes. Amen.
Education/Credentials
Extensive Study of Religions and the Scriptures I am able to answer questions few people know about or can even answer. Many of my fellow brothers and sisters are given Insight as they learn from the True God Jehovah, who is the "Revealer Of Secrets." I am Nothing but a fellow messenger who slaves for His Master. I am NOT an EXPERT, I know "the truth" and that "the truth" is my brother and I do what "my brother" wants of me. As for the World, it Hates me as the World hated my brother before me. Amen.
View Past Answers
Something interesting about this subject that others may not know: In these last days Jesus came to cause a division of families. (Mathew 10:34-37) In the "Crisis Of Conscience", Franz wrote about how difficult it was in leaving family members who refused to follow "Christ". (Matthew 10:36,37) Most have chosen their families rather than follow "Christ". But the one that endures to the end will be saved. (Mt 24:13)
Something controversial or provocative about this subject A Mother of two disciples asked Jesus, when you get into God's Kingdom, set one of my son's on your right hand, the other son on your left hand. Jesus reply, this sitting on my right hand or left is not mine to give. Absolute Proof that Jesus is Not Jehovah. (Mat 20:23)
What do you like about this subject? I like exposing the false KJV doctrine. In John 1:18 the word "god" was replaced with "son". Also to prove it's pagan origin it places Easter in Acts 12:4 when Easter wasn't even celebrated. Dan 11:38 misleads people to think "God" of fortress is Jehovah when in reality it's Satan. KJV trickery at it's BEST!
What do you still hope to achieve/learn in this field? To educate the public. Jehovah Witnesses are the Only True Christians on the earth. They will not participate in pagan rituals as the drinking in or taking of blood from themselves, animals, or other humans. JW's accepted the Sacrifice in Christ, whose Blood was shed for many as a ransom and exercise faith in "Jesus Christ" for salvation.
This expert has elected not to be rated