Posts by FireNBandits

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Fundamentalists Say The Darndest Things!

by FireNBandits in

"westboro baptist church to preach at funerals of virginia tech dead.

wbc will preach at the funerals of the virginia tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage april 16, 2007. you describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet.. .

wbc to preach to the whole world, via the bbc, and uk channel 4. .

FireNBandits

Hey Arthur, allow me to be the billionth person to tell you that your icon is a hoot! That's gotta be one of the funniest baby pics I've ever seen.

Agreed. The watch and television comparions are old old old, and your observation about drunks telling jokes is right on. I stay stone cold sober at parties so I can watch intelligent people turn into idiots. -Martin

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Fundamentalists Say The Darndest Things!

by FireNBandits in

"westboro baptist church to preach at funerals of virginia tech dead.

wbc will preach at the funerals of the virginia tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage april 16, 2007. you describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet.. .

wbc to preach to the whole world, via the bbc, and uk channel 4. .

FireNBandits

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp

"Westboro Baptist Church to Preach at Funerals of Virginia Tech Dead

WBC will preach at the funerals of the Virginia Tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage April 16, 2007. You describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet.

WBC to preach to the whole world, via the BBC, and UK Channel 4

Soon the whole world will have heard of Westboro Baptist Church and the unwavering message of Her little flock of slaughter. We have preached for nearly 16 years now on the mean streets of America, seeking doors of utterance to cross international boundaries so we might preach the doom of idolatrous Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. Now, God Almighty, in His due time, has opened just such a door. You will have no excuse once the BBC and Channel 4 release their pieces on the WBC. No matter what perverted light they display us in, you will receive the message. God Hates Fags. God Hates You. The World is Doomed. This very well may be the last warning this doomed mass of mankind will receive before Christ returns in fire and glory to punish you. Whether you will hear it, or whether you will forbear, it is of no consequence to us. You have been warned."

Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates America [Comments (15)] [2007-Apr-17]

(You can't fault this next guys reasoning!)

"Before I answer this question, I must point out that the theory of evolution as a whole is more likely to die out in a blink of an eye than creation myths. Everybody knows what a tv is, but only a few people know how it works or how to build one. The theory of evolution... science as a whole is like a super structure that can potentially collapse at a moment's notice. All it takes is another collapse of civilization like the ones we have observed in the past.

Creationism, on the other hand, does not require any kind of learning or thinking."

Tazmanian Devil, EVC Forum [Comments (20)] [2007-Apr-17]

"This is going to seem harsh to a lot of people, but I say doctors who give and women who get abortions should be executed."

Paul, T4C [Comments (61)] [2007-Apr-01]

"There it is folks, the "RIGHT" *IS*...rape. We didn't claim the right to forced benevolence, we claimed the right of both spouses to "due" benevolence, and that it is to "defraud" the other spouse to refuse, which implies their right exists even when you defraud them of it. So when Owd says the "RIGHT *IS*...rape.", he is saying that the right to "due" benevolence *IS* the right to rape."

Owd, Usenet : alt.christnet.christianlife [Comments (17)] [2007-Apr-01]

"Gringo......take a look at the world around you. If the famines, floods, pestilence, etc. don't point you to a judging hand of God, nothing will. The Bible says that some of us are saved from fear, because we are scared of the coming judgment. It also says that some of us are saved because of the compassion of others. If you do not fear the Lake of Fire, I hope that someone shows you enough compassions that it draws you to our loving Heavenly Father.

As for believing without seeing....well, that is what faith is all about. I have never, ever seen a million dollars, yet I believe that it does exist, because I see the evidence of it. I have never seen God, but I know He exists because of the evidence I see."

SouthernLouisianaGal, Fighting Fundamentalist Forums [Comments (16)] [2007-Apr-01]

This is a post for non-Christians. Hell does exist and if you don't shape up and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, you will end up in hell. As most of you know, I'm not a fruitcake Christian and am definitely not a politically correct individual. I tell it how it is.

Hell is not a place to party or a place to have "BBQ's" as some mindless and misinformed rats have stated on here. "

Uribe, The Resistance Manifesto [Comments (29)] [2007-Apr-01]

"Why liberals are dumbasses

Im trying to quote the best I can from Michael Savage.

Liberalism consist of comunism, fascism and a pinch of nazism

Most liberals confuse the word "liberal" with liberation, freedom, being left alone, not being told that to do. But when you look at it...who are the ones telling people what to do? The liberals. They complain about everything, Tell people they cant smoke, express there religion, say that they want, do what they want, etc etc.

Think to yourself, whos the reall liberal?"

Guilty of being MIKE, Myspace [Comments (26)] [2007-Apr-01]

"Homosexuals and Jews are alot alike. Ever seen a poor fag? Didn't think so... That's why they both hate The Bible, because they're both abomonations. Jews killed Jesus, fags would've just *ucked him to death."

DarkBlade, http://rpgforumsonline.com/forum/index.php [Comments (45)] [2007-Apr-01]

"Now days you have Government handing out money, building a nation that is dependent on Welfare. Reagan stood against it from day one but we are still fighting it. It is straight from the pages of Communist Manifesto. Why should we as citizens be against this sort of thinking. Shouldn’t we as christian people stop poverty, social injustice, and class wars? In one word, NO."

CS, God,Guns,Glory! [Comments (22)] [2007-Apr-02]

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JJ, God,Guns,Glory! [Comments (37)] [2007-Apr-02]

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies.asp

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Are You A Pharisee? No? Are You SURE? :-)

by FireNBandits in

are you a pharisee?

have you ever wondered what the modern equivalent of a pharisee wearing a phylactery is?

(for those who dont know, a phylactery was a little box that ancient jews would secure to their forehead with a strap, and inside the box was the shema or other important scriptures.

FireNBandits

Hi Pahpa! Yes, and I would be willing to bet that Jesus Christ WAS a Pharisee of the school of Hillel. Hillel had been "Nasi of the Sanhedrin." The NT presents a useful caricature of the Pharisees that can be used to scope out any religion, not just Christianity. If I saw Pharisaic behavior in a Zendo, or any other religious group or gathering, I'd split.

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Are You A Pharisee? No? Are You SURE? :-)

by FireNBandits in

are you a pharisee?

have you ever wondered what the modern equivalent of a pharisee wearing a phylactery is?

(for those who dont know, a phylactery was a little box that ancient jews would secure to their forehead with a strap, and inside the box was the shema or other important scriptures.

FireNBandits

Hi Loosie. Love the screen name and icon! Yeah, it sounds sorta naughty. Broaden their phylacteries. Sounds almost like "prophylactic" to me. -Martin

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Are You A Pharisee? No? Are You SURE? :-)

by FireNBandits in

are you a pharisee?

have you ever wondered what the modern equivalent of a pharisee wearing a phylactery is?

(for those who dont know, a phylactery was a little box that ancient jews would secure to their forehead with a strap, and inside the box was the shema or other important scriptures.

FireNBandits

Thanks Watson!

Dr Watson: Sherlock Holmes, what school did you graduate from?

Sherlock Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson!

Yeah it's a groaner. -Martin

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Are You A Pharisee? No? Are You SURE? :-)

by FireNBandits in

are you a pharisee?

have you ever wondered what the modern equivalent of a pharisee wearing a phylactery is?

(for those who dont know, a phylactery was a little box that ancient jews would secure to their forehead with a strap, and inside the box was the shema or other important scriptures.

FireNBandits

Hey Ninja, thanks for having a sense of humor and a sense of play, as well as a sense of reality. -Martin

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Are You A Pharisee? No? Are You SURE? :-)

by FireNBandits in

are you a pharisee?

have you ever wondered what the modern equivalent of a pharisee wearing a phylactery is?

(for those who dont know, a phylactery was a little box that ancient jews would secure to their forehead with a strap, and inside the box was the shema or other important scriptures.

FireNBandits

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Are You A Pharisee? No? Are You SURE? :-)

by FireNBandits in

are you a pharisee?

have you ever wondered what the modern equivalent of a pharisee wearing a phylactery is?

(for those who dont know, a phylactery was a little box that ancient jews would secure to their forehead with a strap, and inside the box was the shema or other important scriptures.

FireNBandits

Deputy Dog, get the bug out of your arse, m'k? The post wasn't about you, m'k?Can you comprehend that? M'k? I don't think you're a Pharisee, m'k? Why would you take such a GENERALIZED post PERSONALLY? Do you understand what this is saying about you? I am not referring to the obvious, that you perhaps felt a prick of conscience. I'm talking about other mores serious psychological issues. It isnot a healthy sign to take such a generalized post PERSONALLY and then to HOUND the writer about it! I DONT KNOW YOU DD! IWASNT WRITING ABOUT YOU DD! M'k?
I'm not going to be a Pharisee myself and trumpet my "rightousness" so forget about getting an answer! Jesus said not to trumpet your good deeds, and here you are trying to force me to do so. Man, I must have REALLY zeroed in on you somewhere in this post for you to take it so PERSONALLY and to HOUND me about it! If I read a generalized post and it doesn't have to do with me you can bet I don't take it personally and hound the writer. I can tell you that of all the things Jesus castigated the Pharisees about, I don't do them or think them.. Ever since being DFed I've been very circumspect in NOT being a Pharisee.

See, what you're trying to do is force this into a grace versus works squabble, and it ain't happenin' DD. We're all dependent on Grace, but some of us do the same crap that Pharisees do. Heck, if you had your eyes fully open and your brain fully functioning when you read my post you would have noticed that I said posting a post about Pharisaic behavior is itself somewhat Pharasaic but I can't simply quote the Bible, If THAT worked no sermons or teachings would be needed! You're wanting to try to bully me and GAG me so that I wont DARE to step on your toes again or post anything that makes you personally uncomfortable. NEWSFLASH: I DIDNT WRITE THIS POST ABOUT YOU DD! I DIDNT KNOW YOU FROM THE MAN IN THE MOON! I STILL DONT! If you're feeling a prick of conscience, talk to God, don't hound me. I didnt wrote this to you. It's like trying to talk to a fencepost. You just dont get it. Probably no one here, except apparently yourself, thinks you're a Pharisee.

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Are You A Pharisee? No? Are You SURE? :-)

by FireNBandits in

are you a pharisee?

have you ever wondered what the modern equivalent of a pharisee wearing a phylactery is?

(for those who dont know, a phylactery was a little box that ancient jews would secure to their forehead with a strap, and inside the box was the shema or other important scriptures.

FireNBandits

Thank you Narkissos! God bless! -Martin

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KNOCKING; A Movie Sure To Please Us All!

by FireNBandits in

they are moral conservatives who stay out of politics, but they won a record number of court cases expanding freedom for everyone.

they refuse blood transfusions on religious grounds, but they embrace the science behind bloodless surgery.

in nazi germany, they could fight for hitler or go to the concentration camps.

FireNBandits

Hi KWR!

I'll GO YOU ONE BETTER! I MADE MY COMMENTS BASED, NOT ON IGNORANCE, BUT ON WHAT FIVE GOOD FRIENDS TOLD ME ABOUT THE FILM!

My apologies. I thought they knew what they were talking about, just as you thought you knew what you were talking about vis a vis me. Take care kwr. -Martin