If religion is the truth, you should be able to explain it to a 5 year old and him/her not have any logical problems with it. Try that with:
-Why go to 2 hour meetings that are repeditive and impossible to understand.
Why Jehovah hates Santa Claus
Why its is pagan to celebrate birthdays.
Why Jehovah doesn't want us to play little league or be friends with the next door neighbors.
Why it is wrong to go to college.
(I haven't even started on F&D slave, 144,000, time of the end, rasom, etc, etc, etc.)