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whats your favorite football player?

by cheapjerseysell in

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do you like sports?

who is your favorite player?

my favorite football player is lionel andres messi.

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John Terry and Wayne Rooney...tied for my fav cuz im not sure whos the bigger SCUMBAG

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Crop circle appears with Jesus "Shroud of Turin " face.

by chrisjoel in

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blackleafsenate member#12 weeks ago google_ad_section_start two crop circles which appear to show the face of jesus christ have appeared in berkshire.. .

the images, which appear to resemble the face of jesus as he appears in the turin shroud (if, indeed, the image in the turin shroud is that of jesus), have appeared on either side of the m4 motorway in hungerford.. .

both crop circles are almost identical and are both 250 feet in diameter.

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THis comment was posted under the article :

"Obviously this proves the validity of the shroud. It should also reassure fundamentalist Christians as it proves that extraterrestials worship the same god they do."

Amen brothers and sisters. Amen.

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Crop circle appears with Jesus "Shroud of Turin " face.

by chrisjoel in

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blackleafsenate member#12 weeks ago google_ad_section_start two crop circles which appear to show the face of jesus christ have appeared in berkshire.. .

the images, which appear to resemble the face of jesus as he appears in the turin shroud (if, indeed, the image in the turin shroud is that of jesus), have appeared on either side of the m4 motorway in hungerford.. .

both crop circles are almost identical and are both 250 feet in diameter.

chrisjoel

I miss the Tortilla days.

haha, your killing me buddy. Quite a feat for both of these to be done overnight....hummmmm

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Crop circle appears with Jesus "Shroud of Turin " face.

by chrisjoel in

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blackleafsenate member#12 weeks ago google_ad_section_start two crop circles which appear to show the face of jesus christ have appeared in berkshire.. .

the images, which appear to resemble the face of jesus as he appears in the turin shroud (if, indeed, the image in the turin shroud is that of jesus), have appeared on either side of the m4 motorway in hungerford.. .

both crop circles are almost identical and are both 250 feet in diameter.

chrisjoel

Blackleaf Senate Member #1 2 weeks ago

Two crop circles which appear to show the face of Jesus Christ have appeared in Berkshire.

The images, which appear to resemble the face of Jesus as he appears in the Turin Shroud (if, indeed, the image in the Turin Shroud IS that of Jesus), have appeared on either side of the M4 motorway in Hungerford.

Both crop circles are almost identical and are both 250 feet in diameter. 21 of them laid side by side would be almost equal to a mile.

The last time a face appeared in a crop circle was back in 2002 when one in Hampshire had what appeared to be an alien face.

The M4 is 190 miles in length and goes from London to Swansea.

Jesus images 'crop up' beside motorway: Religious images spotted in fields by the M4

By Daily Mail Reporter
4th August 2010
Daily Mail

Drivers speed along one of Britain's busiest motorways completely oblivious to the Holy presence that surrounds them.

For two crop circles depicting the face of Jesus Christ have appeared on either side of the M4 near Hungerford in Berkshire.

The two almost identical circles, both 250ft in diameter, seem to portray Jesus Christ in an image resembling the world famous Shroud of Turin.

The two crop circles in fields of wheat either side of the M4 near Hungerford, Berkshire, both resemble the face of Jesus Christ in the world famous Shroud of Turin

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Why Do Witnesses (and others) Continue to Defend So STRONGLY Things That They Can't Absolutely Prove are True or Exist?

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this is a little bit of a rant but i need to vent.

so i apologize if some things aren't clear.

just ask and i will do my best to explain.. i'm really trying to be patient with my wife.

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At least you are actually reasoning with her! Count your lucky stars that she is actually engaging you in conversation about this.. I hope in time she can realize how the societys position is all doublespeak and contradictory.....its an uphill battle but IT CAN be won.. I think in Rays book In Search Of Christian Freedom there is some excellent points about talking to DFD that may help ur wife see the light.....

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PROVENANCE , EUCLID and the test of the BIBLE itself

by Terry in

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provenance: the history of ownership of a work of art; the copy history of a piece of data, or the intermediate pieces of data utilized to compute a final data element.

a chain of custody, ownership and certificate of authenticity.

there was once a greek fellow we call euclid.

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What if we arent giving Satan enough credit. What if this is how Satan, as the god of this world, has managed to manipulate GODs plans to the point where he has thrown belief ITSELF into question.....by manipulating the Bibles own preservation. By destroying its integrity. By ensuring that works such as Euclid attained the test of time but Gods word , the very thing that SHOULD be preserved is attributed no provenance. Evidence of provenance is Suspiciously missing. WHereas in art, archeology ect.. it is established.

...thats my best excuse. Its imaginitive isnt it?

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How manly is your drink?

by BurnTheShips in

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http://www.askmen.com/daily/photo_blog/infograph-how-manly-is-your-drink.html.

i drink single-malt scotch, natch.

bts.

chrisjoel

JACK Daniels. ..As soon as it hits your lips.....Oh yeah and singapour slings! HEH

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Explanation for the generation in Matthew 24:34, Mark 13:30 and Luke 21:32

by alice.in.wonderland in

i see quite a bit of inquiry about the generation in matthew 24:34, mark 13:30 and luke 21:32. in every scripture in the gospels, the term generation is referring to a wicked generation except for matthew 24:34, mark 13:30 and luke 21:32. .

then as an answer to him some of the scribes and pharisees said: teacher, we want to see a sign from you.

in reply he said to them: a wicked and adulterous generation keeps on seeking for a sign, but no sign will be given it except the sign of jonah the prophet.

chrisjoel

More closely associated with Jesus are Kingdom heirs, the 140,000.

Jesus said to them:“Truly I say to you, In the re-creation, when the Son of man sits down upon his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also yourselves sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. Matthew 19:27-28

And I heard the number of those who were sealed, a hundred and forty-four thousand, sealed out of every tribe of the sons of Israel:

.........But you are “a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people for special possession, that you should declare abroad the excellencies” of the one that called you out of darkness into his wonderful light. 1 Peter 2:9

The concept “generation” has more than one meaning in the Bible ......

1. the entire body of individuals born and living at about the same time: the postwar generation.

4. a group of individuals belonging to a specific category at the same time

Matthew 24:34 has more application to a group of individuals belonging to a [specific category].

The unified generation that bore witness to all events during the Messiah's presence on earth and the sign of Christ's presence during the conclusion of the system of things was the 144,000 (individuals belonging to a specific category).

w70 6/1 p. 331 par. 22 Do You Have “Faith to the Preserving Alive of the Soul”?

The resurrection of the anointed Christians, who number 144,000, is to spirit life in heaven and it began to occur in 1918 C.E., after the establishment of the heavenly Kingdom in 1914.

The overlapping generations discussed at the latest District Assembly includes all of the anointed remnant of human's still alive during the conclusion of the system of things, but also includes the 144,000 in its entirety, as they're likewise living contemporaries of the modern anointed remnant. ...This would include Jesus disciples, apostles and first century Christians that took note of events in the first century and the remaining remnant of the anointed class in the last days.

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THIS IS truly fantastic.

That when Jesus sat down on his throne, in 1914, to start his invisible presence, a remnant of that royal Priesthood was FOUND on earth. These annointed represent the 144000 and started their spirit life in heaven in 1918 upon death.....They include the apostles and first century christians AND the remaining annointed Today!

Essentially, you are saying that the SAME annointed christians from Jesus day, are infact overlapped with the same EXACT true christians up until 1914/1918...and beyond...

Are YOU willing to accept the consequences such reasoning bears out?

DID you forget that the person who started this whole cafeteria of spiritual hodgepogde, a certain CT RUSSELL, failed to notify

any remnant of the 144,000 (contemporaries of the modern anointed remnant in his day) that they should NOW attach themselves to the international bible students Of pennsylvania since they are no longer the faithful and discreet slave class, as now RUssell now is!

No matter how you slice it , dice it , cut it up, or gener- ration-a lize it, THE Jehovahs WItnesses cannot be taken seriously , because there was no such thing as a faithful and discreet slave class surviving until Russells day. Therefore there is no over lapping of annointed christians from Jesus day and today. Therefore there is no JW authority.

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