Posts by WTWizard

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Meetings (CORONAVIRUS)

by Iamallcool in

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are the dubs still going to the meetings?.

Good thing I don't even have a web cam, let alone this zoom. And if I did, I would simply disable the thing during this event, or better yet, click on the upper right corner of the window during it. And if the hounders show up to get me to sign up for zoom (and coronavirus, while they are at it), I will simply decline--all in German (and I doubt any of them will understand it).

Not to mention, what if they had to worry about, say, my having an asymptomatic case of Spanish flu and the ability to give them a severe case of it? Just as they are about to contract coronavirus on top of that. One more thing they should be worrying about. Do they know I don't already have the flu and am barely showing any symptoms? Or, what if I already happen to have coronavirus (from where I work) and am not yet showing symptoms, or never get any at all aside the ability to pass it on to the whole congregation through one idiot hounder? This is why it is stupid for them to visit people and invite them to waste food money on some useless technology that is going to do no good.

Speaking of cost, how much does Zoom cost upfront and per month? What about the cameras you need to use for this? I wonder how many jars of peanut butter one could get with that money. Or bags of rice, bundle packs of toilet paper, canned soup and vegetables, bread or crackers, butter, cheese, pasta, and the spices needed to make this as much fun as it can be. Or, a few video games for that old Nintendo 3DS (for entertainment). If they are really going to get people into church on Easter this year, I would be expecting a huge number of new coronavirus cases during the following weeks.

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Warning!

by FedUpJW in

no...not a warning from me, rather that is the subject of the "local needs" that i heard was presented via zoom tonight.. beware of apps!

they harped on the idea that only apps approved by the governing body should ever be downloaded or used by jdubs.

they said if they had not been featured in the litterature or specifically recommended by the governing body then jdubs should heed the warning and avoid them.. i guess they are, as we all suspected, very afraid of what the dubs will find out now that they have to use only electronic devices for their "food"..

WTWizard

I have a number of apps on my desktop that do not come from the washtowel, and are not loaded with malware. I have the Amazon Music app and the Weatherbug app. I use the music app to buy my music (including sun-worship songs). So they want to make me listen to Kingdumb maladies instead of Led Zeppelin? Or to not be able to find out what the weather is going to be for the next few days? Does the washtowel have any approved weather apps that have reasonable accuracy?

Not to mention, there are plenty of apps for mobile devices (of which I do not have, because they cost too much money for service charges). Yes, you do need to be selective on which apps you install, but because your device has limited memory and having too many garbage apps will slow down your device or make it unstable. By all means get whatever useful apps you wish for your device, with this caution in mind. The washtowel app is probably the worst offender of being a waste of memory for your mobile device, and probably the worst in terms of compatibility and stability issues.

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individual memorial portions

by Dubtown in

this year locally the memorial will be broadcast to the congregation using zoom software.

it will be a video broadcast, however no one locally will be partaking, so what arrangements are needed for bread and wine?.

local elders plan to deliver small portions of the bread and wine to each household ready for the celebration..

WTWizard

And why would the hounders be distributing the emblems--and the coronavirus--to individual households for this wastefest? That defeats the purpose of calling off the event, and ensures that everyone will get and spread coronavirus at homes. At least when the UPS or FedEx delivery person comes, they are delivering something useful.

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Wouldn't it be ironic that Easter services were given the green light right after the memorial being cancelled?l

by nowwhat? in

just sayin.

WTWizard

Though it would be better than the wastefest the washtowel holds, any religious activity (in the judaism, xian, or islam denominations) is extremely risky. I would rather just have decorations up that symbolize pagan rituals, such as the rabbits and chicks/eggs. Many other activities will simply have to wait. And especially anything where people go to church--I would like to see totally empty or closed-down churches on Easter as well as all those Supreme Boasting Sessions fully cancelled.

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9 Files Arrived Today--(As of March 24, 2020)

by Atlantis in

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9 files arrived today.

(as of march 24, 2020).

2020-03-16--maintaining congregation meetings2020-03-16--public ministry during covid-192020-03-17--cancellation of branch visit2020-03-17--kingdom hall maintenance 2020-03-19--covid-19 events in kingdom halls2020-03-22--announcement2020-03-17--gbr--seldom-worked territory survey 20202020--setting up zoom manualzoom--online video-conferencing and meetingsall in zipped folder:https://we.tl/t-0tvs24jmlh petra!https://docdro.id/mzoh1pv

WTWizard

Maintaining congregation boasting sessions: Don't. They simply are not worth it.

You are better off trying to top off whatever preps you may have made for any shortages, if you still have time. It would have been better had they cancelled the boasting sessions in early January and encouraged people to start preparing instead of donating, wasting money on field circus, and attending these coronavirus sharing meetings. But no, they just had to maintain their status quo. And anyone that tries to hold this wastefest at the Coronavirus Hall is asking for more South Korea's (they got a mass infection from a xian cult) and New York City's (one rabbi turned what would have been a manageable problem into a disaster).

You see those wastefests on April 7? You see anyone still going in field circus? If so, you can expect your city to be like New York City sometime late in April or early May. And they wonder why they need to be shut down? All the while, the leaders are securely locked down so they will not be exposed to coronavirus--or tuberculosis (which they richly deserve).

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What drives these doomsday predictions?

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

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"what drives these doomsday 'prophets'.

many include wildly inaccurate readings of the book of revelation.

often these pandemic prophets end their predictions with sign-offs such as "if you don't have a bible, buy one!.

WTWizard

It is, in fact, the bible that led to this in the first place through the curses on the planet it contains. You want coronavirus? (Or, for that matter, any of the other problems ranging from the flu to tuberculosis)? If so, then go to church. Not only will you be exposed to it more, but your energy will be drained to help joke-hova to take full control of the earth instead of helping you resist or fight off illness.

And, I will simply laugh if there are "Limit 1" signs on displays of bibles for sale. My needs for those books of curses are zero. In fact, to me the bible is one of the very few things that I have even less use for than cancer sticks.

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After the Covid-19 crisis: what will happen?

by Gorbatchov in

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what will happen after the covid-19 crisis?.

- economy with all the stand still corporations, people without work and mass injections of support money?.

- politics with the end of globalisation, closed borders and new geopolitic friends (italy / china russia), lack of support and working together in eu and local politics, did the current politician the right thing?.

WTWizard

I am seeing more of the Establishment lines being parroted by the public. "Social distancing." What does that mean? "Wash your hands"--is that why there is so much of a soap and hand sanitizer shortage? I am also seeing shortages of toilet paper--why? All through January and February, the buzzword was "Don't prepare for this". And I saw almost no shortages then, as I calmly began stocking up on non-perishable food items.

From this, I expect to see full blown communism rolled out. If they can get people to buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer on cue, I expect them to be able to get them to give up all our liberty. We will all get microchipped, and the concept of freedom will be forever lost to this planet. Ultimately, we will all be like the greys. I think I would rather take my chances with the coronavirus--not reckless chances, but sensible ones.

Along with it, the responsibility to throttle it. While we were in the "Don't prepare!" phase, I was stocking up on a 6 month supply of supplements that no one else seemed to touch. I got an extra bottle of vitamin D (no one else seemed to touch it). I got enough oregano oil to throttle a 6 week course of coronavirus--while everyone else was oblivious to it. (Echinacea, too.) I have enough elderberry syrup and schisandra berry powder to improve my chances of "Oh wow, that didn't even hurt". No one else even touched those--seems the Establishment didn't mention a peep about these substances.

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Suspension of Meetings and Field Service in Your Area

by RubaDub in

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here, in our congregation in south florida (miami), no meetings, no field service in our congregation.. what is is like in your area?.

rub a dub .

WTWizard

Better to cancel them forever. The disease of Christi-SCAM-ity, and especially the jokehovian strain, is worse than coronavirus (at least, with coronavirus, you have a 50-75% chance of getting a "Oh wow, that didn't even hurt!" version). And, it is through that foul bible and its adherents that they were able to create this disease in the first place.

And, it is through the bible that they are going to bring shortages into the mix. I am more affected by inability to get quantities of grocery items than by the virus. I have seen how quickly people are acting like sheep, standing 1 1/2 to 2 meters apart, using more hand sanitizer, and how businesses (aside churches, of course) shut down. (I actually like to see churches shut down because, the fewer churches are open and the more empty churches we have, the more the communism will be throttled.)

It probably won't be safe to attend a boasting session until at least November. As for its being worth it, it never was even if it was just a tiny cold.

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Netherlands: all meetings suspended until june, 1

by Gorbatchov in

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tonight the government of the netherlands / holland, here, suspended all meetings until june, 1.. g..

WTWizard

Get rid of them for good. These boasting sessions are the biggest waste of time I can think of, and give more negative value than anything else.

Besides, if I am going to get coronavirus, I might as well do it enjoying something worthwhile or getting some things I need. I would rather be in the middle of Milan, Italy right now than at a stupid boasting session--my chances of getting coronavirus would actually be higher at the boasting session.

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"Go, my people, enter your inner rooms..."

by Smiles in

isaiah 26:20 is now being used in private discussions among upper echelons of watch tower elites as a premise to infer covid19 pandemic related protocols are preparing the jw masses for that great overdue end-time deliverance.. "go, my people, enter your inner rooms, and shut your doors behind you.

hide yourself for a brief moment until the wrath has passed by.

" - isaiah 26:20. if the hype and fanaticism produce more failed expectations, watch tower may experience a 1975-like membership disaster.

WTWizard

True to their reptilian coward nature, they are hiding behind their tower while expecting their victims to go out spreading coronavirus through the whole community. Makes any sense? I can only hope that every single member of the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger class gets a severe form of coronavirus that they expect the members to expose themselves to, and then experience the full wrath of Satan and the Demons themselves for their role in spreading global communism.

I don't think they will like this, since Satan doesn't like communism at all.