Posts by WTWizard

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More cracks in the dam - WTS pleading for elders "in their early 20s"

by FFGhost in

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i have another post here about how the wts is reeling from covid, as reflected in their abysmally catastrophic service report:.

https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/6315842470936576/annual-service-report-yet-another-analysis-big-trouble-wts.

here's another rupture showing.. in the latest "announcements and reminders" to elders, there is a paragraph with these sentences:.

WTWizard

More labor shortage? Here are some of my qualifications:

First, I hate that bible. The whole thing is one whopper of a curse on the human race.

Next, I am not willing to donate anything to that religion. I understand that it is the hounders and assistant hounders (who they are calling on people to become) that have to donate if there is a shortfall (and there always is, because the washtowel wants more money for itself). I don't want that.

Additionally, I refuse to get my torture shot. I expect those to become mandatory within the religion when they open for live boasting sessions, and all I am getting is the Amazon "shot" I got in May 2020. No needle shots for me.

I also like good music--Led Zeppelin, for instance. I also got myself some classic TV shows from the 1960s, including the one they bash the most (Bewitched). So much for going out to pious-sneer, especially if they call another quarantine or I get a false positive coronavirus test for work (or a "Oh wow, that didn't even hurt" type of a case).

And do they really think I will throw away my sun-worship decorations for such stupid wastes of time as pious-sneering?

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We are now around 25 years past the point when Armageddon was to arrive as PROMISED!

by nowwhat? in

absolute worst case scenario, the last of the generation that saw the events of 1914 would have died off would be in the mid to late 1990's!

so we were told in the 1980's!

so now we 3/4 of another generation past that!.

WTWizard

And wait until 2035. Using 1914 as the start of this, and that joke-hova cursed us so we cannot live past age 120 (that abomination even put this directly in that filthy bible), that would take us to the year 2034. We are not going to see Armageddon, as the washtowel paints it, by then.

What we are seeing is mandatory coronavirus vaccination, where only the RFID chips will suffice as proof that you are vaccinated and up to date with your boosters. And those RFID chips will strip us of all ability to have independent thoughts--get out of line, and they will forcibly steer you right back in line and/or suspend your vaccination updates. We will ultimately be enslaved, with no hope of ever gaining our humanity back. This, unlike this washtowel Armageddon, is easy enough to track just by looking at how many places are making it impossible to live without the shots.

And no, joke-hova is not going to save anyone. That thing is responsible for these mandatory vaccinations (and no, the Amazon "shot" will not count toward this) and having the RFID chip being the only acceptable proof (that cannot be faked, as a fake vaccine card is easy to purchase or print, and a fake phone "proof" is easy enough for an expert computer programmer to create). And for sure, no one became jokehovian witlesses hoping to be vaccinated with torture shots and RFID chipped to enforce this and all the other Noahide laws.

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Poll abouth new media center

by asp59 in

lets take a poll abouth new media center.

maeby its gonna show how well it's gonna be accepted in the congregations.

you can only choose this two options.

WTWizard

Better to watch the videos at home. That way, I can simply skip the Kingdumb maladies with the progress bar, or simply close the window out with the big red X at the upper right corner the minute they start pushing for confessions or too many donations. I also have the option of listening to some Led Zeppelin music in the background, and taking the message they try pushing and throwing it right back in their faces. And no way to make sure I got my torture shots instead of my quercetin.

Going to physical boasting sessions means being open to hounding. Or having them meet to see who they can drag back to the hall, including forced Pfizer shots they don't even want. (At walmart, to boot.) It also means forced compliance to specific rules that have nothing to do with anything good (specific brands of clothing, specific brand of washtowel tablets, and so on). Not to mention hours and hours of field circus after. So much for terminating the session with a single mouse click.

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2021 Service Year Report of Jehovah’s Witnesses Worldwide

by Joker5 in

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2021 grand totals.

branches of jehovah’s witnesses: 87. .

number of lands reporting: 239. .

WTWizard

8.6 million peak.

I wonder how many of those are coronaviruses. They are probably more effective at preaching this rubbish than the jokehovians that are supposed to be doing it. Not to mention, most of those are insincere, doing it just because they wish to have power to ruin others' lives or because they are being forced to.

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Article to discuss or argue over: Buddha, Abraham, Jesus and Muhammed: Larger-than-life historic figures or largely legends?

by AndersonsInfo in

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i've posted a link to an article that contains important food for thought.

as we search for information to free our minds and hearts of cult-like thinking which entails being able to critically think, we need to ponder research that is available to help us to make important decisions.

we need to allow ourselves to consider other possibilities, something that jw’s are discouraged from doing.

WTWizard

All are fictitious characters intended to help joke-hova to enslave the world. Jesus is nothing more than the archetype of the perfect slave. Follow that abomination, and you will become the perfect slave. And the others are no better.

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Love one another intensely...avoid partiality

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

the watchtower—study edition | march 2020. study article 13. love one another intensely.

if we have intense “love for the whole association of brothers,” we will avoid being partial.

7 jesus urged us to keep treating others the way we want to be treated.

WTWizard

And what about those who intentionally seek to ruin lives? Such as those who seek to single out someone to make every single rule as strict as possible, pretending that it will stumble someone if you do something that remotely resembles normal? You try being nice to this scum, and you will have to give up everything to the point where you will be the odd one out. Or, those who are abusive--consistently. Why would you wish to expose yourself to that?

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I think the Jw Religion is getting better. Not by choice.

by pistolpete in

one of my jw family member had a big get together.

he invited a lot of his jw friends.

there was teenage kids, couples, singles.

WTWizard

Enjoy it while it lasts. Once this coronavirus scare gives them half a break, there will be a big push to get everyone back to the boasting sessions and field circus. Anyone they feel can be exploited with a minimum of interference from the Gods (and they can't simply sweep under the rug anything they did while out) will be ordered back to the boasting sessions under the guise that they are ordained ministers from being baptized. This is in fact a binding contract, and they are waiting to use it to force people back that are exploitable with a minimum of fuss.

And even worse. They will make being vaccinated, and boosted as soon as possible, mandatory. And wearing masks--and not just whatever you happen to purchase at your local supermarket or online. Dress masks that need to be dry cleaned. (And are specific colors--drab colors, not even clean white or black masks that are easily available at reasonable costs and in bulk quantity.) I dread having to get vaccinated (and no, that Amazon "shot"--quercetin--does not count as "vaccinated"). I dread having to fulfill my binding contract (binding by way of baptism) to be an ordained minister of a religion intended to help joke-hova enslave the world. I dread mandatory carrying a pocket bible everywhere, and having multiple bibles including one in Hebrew (and having to learn that foul language). Just as soon as this scare gives them half a break.

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R movies

by road to nowhere in

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witnesses never watch r movies.

but they understand references to wood chippers and banjo music.. other than that the rating system is not worldwide .

WTWizard

They are not supposed to watch R movies. This is one of those things that, if you are caught, you can lose "privileges" for. And if they feel like it, they can monitor you and if you watch any more "bad" movies, they get you for "brazen conduct".

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GB 2021 Update #10 - "get vaccinated"

by neat blue dog in

am the turd comes the closest to just coming right out and telling jws they have to do it.

he says, 'there's no need to worry, just keep doing what works: wear masks, wash your hands and get vaccinated when possible'.

the busybodies are going to be even more insufferable now than they have been.

WTWizard

Keep doing what does not work. Masks do nothing to prevent hand-to-eye transmission. (And little to slow transmission through breathing.) Washing hands is a good idea, and that is especially if you are working where you handle ready to eat food or dishes. (But it will not solve this virus.) And vaccines are the worst thing you can do--people can and do get sick with coronavirus after being fully vaccinated, and get it again later.

Now, this is one more thing I refuse to do for the washtowel. Obviously, they do not believe in the Amazon "shot" (which is going online to get a bottle--or more than one--of quercetin and take that regularly). And that's the only "shot" I am getting--with the virus going around at work among those getting regular vaccines but those with no vaccination getting bee-sting sized sicknesses (if that), this Amazon "shot" is good enough for me.

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What Does Prayer Actually Do?

by punkofnice in

if you think it works, what is your evidence outside of possible coincidence?.

WTWizard

It simply gives joke-hova your energy to help it enslave the whole world under the most miserable circumstances. And yes, if you pray regarding this wimp virus, you are empowering joke-hova to create a worse version of it, or better to make vaccination mandatory earthwide, including all booster shots. (Not to mention, getting that Amazon "shot" taken off the market.)