Posts by WTWizard

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Door to door again?

by Zeds Dead in

do you think the jdubs will start up the door whacking again one day?.

there has to be many inside the org that are dreading having to do that again and as for the general public seeing this, it’s hard to imagine.

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Probably sooner than anyone expects. This current coronavirus strain is fast burning through its host, and will collapse abruptly when it runs out of people to make sick (?). Once that happens, we will see that re-opening of those abominations--door to door field circus and in-person boasting sessions resume. Of course, the rules will be that you must be fully vaccinated to participate (and if you are not, you get hounded until you get your torture shots), and masks are mandatory at all times during boasting sessions and field circus.

And worse, they might even get enough of a break to pull another Israel mission off. As for me, I would rather deal with the coronavirus and refuse to get vaccinated--just one more reason why the Amazon "shot" is better. The Amazon "shot" will not be enough to get you headed to Israel when they are stupid enough to try that stunt again.

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Elders hounding members to quit their jobs due to missing too many meetings

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

how many times did you see elders hounding congregation members to quit their jobs due to missing meetings?.

my brother worked at a grocery store at 16 years old.

he would miss tuesday's ministry school due to his work schedule.

WTWizard

And they would have a cow if someone said "If I quit my job, I will also quit donating anything to the jokehovian religion. They wouldn't see as much as a penny from me. And I wouldn't spend any more money on them, either. No more money spent on gas for field circus, or to attend the boasting sessions. No more money wasted on Israel missions, either.

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Can you get disfellowship for kissing a person of the same sex?

by pistolpete in

i found this on exjwreddit.

a pimo elder is in the middle of an event where a former co allegedly kissed a brother from another hall.. the co denied it so the other elders are frustrated because they can't have a judicial meeting.

if true, can he be disfellowshipped?

WTWizard

They can get disfellowshipped for just looking if they deem it "brazen conduct".

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David Splane...''Put Up a Hard Fight for the Faith''

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

david splane comes out firing and is relentless as to the reasons why christianity was brought down.

christianity was not broken down by persecution, but by false brothers and apostate teachings.

today, jehovah's witnesses face the same danger from false brothers and apostates.

WTWizard

If a faith is so wimpy that it can be ruined by someone with a different idea, then it is not worth holding onto. Christi-SCAM-ity is nothing but a curse on the whole planet, and if it is based on lies, it takes just a few that know that they are lies to ruin it. This is just as true with the jokehovians as with the cat lick church, and that is why such drastic measures need be taken to ensure the whole world stays on the path of being enslaved.

Which is exactly what is happening with these coronavirus mandates that will be RFID chip enforced. At which point, we will all find out the hard way what Noahide Law really brings.

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SETTING LIMITS ON HOW TO LOVE by the the Guardians of Our Doctrines (G. O. D)

by Longlivetherenegades in

a balanced view of jesus’ role.

like those in christendom, the early bible students mistakenly allowed their love for jesus to overshadow their relationship with jehovah.

beginning in 1919, however, they came to see that jehovah and their relationship with him should be the focus of their worship.

WTWizard

I don't care about either. Jesus is nothing more than the archetype of the perfect slave--fiction. Joke-hova is the ultimate evil, intending to destroy all freedom throughout the whole universe. What's not to hate both of them for?

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Tony Morris hijacking GB

by asp59 in

has the gb been hijacked by tony morris?

hes the host many times on jw videos.

saying gb members wanting him too host.

WTWizard

It's time for them all to get fired. I would rather have 8 coronaviruses for governing body members. At least they won't be thinking of how further to waste people's time or organizing any more Israel missions.

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More cracks in the dam - WTS pleading for elders "in their early 20s"

by FFGhost in

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i have another post here about how the wts is reeling from covid, as reflected in their abysmally catastrophic service report:.

https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/6315842470936576/annual-service-report-yet-another-analysis-big-trouble-wts.

here's another rupture showing.. in the latest "announcements and reminders" to elders, there is a paragraph with these sentences:.

WTWizard

More labor shortage? Here are some of my qualifications:

First, I hate that bible. The whole thing is one whopper of a curse on the human race.

Next, I am not willing to donate anything to that religion. I understand that it is the hounders and assistant hounders (who they are calling on people to become) that have to donate if there is a shortfall (and there always is, because the washtowel wants more money for itself). I don't want that.

Additionally, I refuse to get my torture shot. I expect those to become mandatory within the religion when they open for live boasting sessions, and all I am getting is the Amazon "shot" I got in May 2020. No needle shots for me.

I also like good music--Led Zeppelin, for instance. I also got myself some classic TV shows from the 1960s, including the one they bash the most (Bewitched). So much for going out to pious-sneer, especially if they call another quarantine or I get a false positive coronavirus test for work (or a "Oh wow, that didn't even hurt" type of a case).

And do they really think I will throw away my sun-worship decorations for such stupid wastes of time as pious-sneering?

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We are now around 25 years past the point when Armageddon was to arrive as PROMISED!

by nowwhat? in

absolute worst case scenario, the last of the generation that saw the events of 1914 would have died off would be in the mid to late 1990's!

so we were told in the 1980's!

so now we 3/4 of another generation past that!.

WTWizard

And wait until 2035. Using 1914 as the start of this, and that joke-hova cursed us so we cannot live past age 120 (that abomination even put this directly in that filthy bible), that would take us to the year 2034. We are not going to see Armageddon, as the washtowel paints it, by then.

What we are seeing is mandatory coronavirus vaccination, where only the RFID chips will suffice as proof that you are vaccinated and up to date with your boosters. And those RFID chips will strip us of all ability to have independent thoughts--get out of line, and they will forcibly steer you right back in line and/or suspend your vaccination updates. We will ultimately be enslaved, with no hope of ever gaining our humanity back. This, unlike this washtowel Armageddon, is easy enough to track just by looking at how many places are making it impossible to live without the shots.

And no, joke-hova is not going to save anyone. That thing is responsible for these mandatory vaccinations (and no, the Amazon "shot" will not count toward this) and having the RFID chip being the only acceptable proof (that cannot be faked, as a fake vaccine card is easy to purchase or print, and a fake phone "proof" is easy enough for an expert computer programmer to create). And for sure, no one became jokehovian witlesses hoping to be vaccinated with torture shots and RFID chipped to enforce this and all the other Noahide laws.

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Poll abouth new media center

by asp59 in

lets take a poll abouth new media center.

maeby its gonna show how well it's gonna be accepted in the congregations.

you can only choose this two options.

WTWizard

Better to watch the videos at home. That way, I can simply skip the Kingdumb maladies with the progress bar, or simply close the window out with the big red X at the upper right corner the minute they start pushing for confessions or too many donations. I also have the option of listening to some Led Zeppelin music in the background, and taking the message they try pushing and throwing it right back in their faces. And no way to make sure I got my torture shots instead of my quercetin.

Going to physical boasting sessions means being open to hounding. Or having them meet to see who they can drag back to the hall, including forced Pfizer shots they don't even want. (At walmart, to boot.) It also means forced compliance to specific rules that have nothing to do with anything good (specific brands of clothing, specific brand of washtowel tablets, and so on). Not to mention hours and hours of field circus after. So much for terminating the session with a single mouse click.

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2021 Service Year Report of Jehovah’s Witnesses Worldwide

by Joker5 in

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2021 grand totals.

branches of jehovah’s witnesses: 87. .

number of lands reporting: 239. .

WTWizard

8.6 million peak.

I wonder how many of those are coronaviruses. They are probably more effective at preaching this rubbish than the jokehovians that are supposed to be doing it. Not to mention, most of those are insincere, doing it just because they wish to have power to ruin others' lives or because they are being forced to.