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  This board is full of hot air

  by mtsgrad in

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  hi friends.

  i have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads.

  my only problem is words are sometimes not enough.. .

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  Hi Robdar

  I would love to accept your proposal but Mary and I are deeply in love. (She is popping out for an hour. Fancy a quick cuddle?)

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  This board is full of hot air

  by mtsgrad in

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  hi friends.

  i have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads.

  my only problem is words are sometimes not enough.. .

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  Mary

  You are the sort of woman I am looking for. Who shd we invite to our wedding. I dont fancy inviting any MODs as they may take over!
  
  I have been completely open in what I offer. What are you bringing oh lovely one?
  
  Horrible life. You sound fantastic but missed the boat!
  
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  This board is full of hot air

  by mtsgrad in

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  hi friends.

  i have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads.

  my only problem is words are sometimes not enough.. .

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  It looks like horrible life and I may be hooking up soon!

  "I'm old over the hill mature, fat pleasingly plump supersize lucious, and married. ( No sex in 98 months) Let's talk."

  I may even celebrate with a shower!

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  This board is full of hot air

  by mtsgrad in

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  hi friends.

  i have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads.

  my only problem is words are sometimes not enough.. .

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  Wordly Andre

  How much is your cousin going for? I have about 15 dollars in loose change.

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  This board is full of hot air

  by mtsgrad in

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  hi friends.

  i have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads.

  my only problem is words are sometimes not enough.. .

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  What is mtsgard looking for?

  A woman who says yes.

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  This board is full of hot air

  by mtsgrad in

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  hi friends.

  i have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads.

  my only problem is words are sometimes not enough.. .

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  What does mtsgrad bring to the table?

  1. I am alive
  2. I have a job
  3. I have a blue tie
  4. I have a great sense of humour. People laugh at me all the time
  5. I once helped a granny cross the road
  6. I have been saving up for seven years ( and I am not talking money)

  This is to be a never repeated offer (1914, 1925 &1975 etc) Act now and get yourself a super husband.
  
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  This board is full of hot air

  by mtsgrad in

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  hi friends.

  i have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads.

  my only problem is words are sometimes not enough.. .

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  Hi Friends

  I have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads. My only problem is words are sometimes not enough.
  
  I want a woman from this board to marry me. No time wasters please.

  A slightly desperate mtsgrad
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  JW kids are offically the brightest

  by mtsgrad in

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  "jehovah's witnesses have the lowest retention rate of any religious tradition.

  only 37% of all those who say they were raised as jehovah's witnesses still identify themselves as jehovah's witnesses.".

  http://pewresearch.org/pubs/743/united-states-religion.

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  "Jehovah's Witnesses have the lowest retention rate of any religious tradition. Only 37% of all those who say they were raised as Jehovah's Witnesses still identify themselves as Jehovah's Witnesses."

  http://pewresearch.org/pubs/743/united-states-religion

  More witness kids leave their faith than any other!
  
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  I'm sad

  by Newborn in

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  hi all, it's been a while, for most part i'm happy but.

  i finally had to send a "i don't want to be a jw anylonger" to the elders, since they were very anxious to talk to me, which i've refused so now my only sister who's still a jw with husband at bethel, told me she won't call or see me anymore.

  i've been crying all day.

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  Hi

  I am sorry you are feeling this way. I have been disowned by my family, witnesses, friends and my wife. I know if I had a pet it would leave me too. Many "friends" on this board have helped me on all sorts of levels. Keeping posting as often as you can. It helped me and may help you too.

  xxxxxxxxxx

  mtsgrad
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  Well it made me laugh

  by mtsgrad in

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  once i saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.

  " he said, "nobody loves me.

  " i said, "god loves you.

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  Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

  He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

  He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

  Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.