Oh yeah, that. We sober people see that you are drunk so we speed up or slow down the music, or swap it out entirely and tell you it is the same music. We like screwing with you...because you're drunk!
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Not on JW.org: Canadian National Post; Jehovah's Witness Canadian Model CoCo Rocha interview
by Balaamsass inscenecoco rocha is a devout jehovahs witnesslilian asante | jan 17, 2013 2:10 pm et | last updated: jan 17, 2013 5:20 pm et.
more from lilian asante.
dan steinberg/the associated presscoco rocha has revealed she is a devout jehovah's witness.
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kurtbethel
Those eyes, she looks like a corpse or a zombie.
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Watchtower REMOVES "Trinity" Booklet---ONLINE! Video
by BlindersOff1 inanother great catch by "the snarky apologist" on youtube......................................................i'm looking for this pdf can anyone give me a link.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihh1_uc9s4.
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kurtbethel
Now I find out that they have retconned the PDF that was available on the web site, but is no more.
On the back cover, in the blurb at the top in the print edition they are selling the Live Forever book for $3. By the time the PDF was produced, they had changed their business model and were offering a free 'Bible' study, presumably to defer shaking you down for money after you were inducted into the cult.
So I have the print copy here and if the next JW at the door gets tired of discussing Candace Conti we can examine this gem of literature from the celebrated Watchtower scholars.
What a comic book of a religion, huh?
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Advertising the REAL Jehovah's Witnesses when I can...
by okage intoday, my wife went to labcorp to take a pre-employment drug screening.
she doesnt have a driver's license, so i took her.. in the waiting room, with the magazines were a copy of atalaya (watchtower) and despertad (awake).
it'd be nice to think they were left by a jw who decided then and there that she'd had enough of the lies, but from what i gathered on jwn, it was probably a lazy publisher counting it as perpetual service hours.. anyway, on the back of both, i left the message "for more information about jehovah's witnesses please google candace conti.".
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kurtbethel
Excellent! You can be my assistant over there in....wherever you are.
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"I just want to keep them alive."
by cedars indoes anyone ever feel this way when they see older family members (parents, grandparents etc) growing old or experiencing failing health?.
do you ever feel that you should be able to somehow keep them alive - and feel frustrated and hopeless that you can't?.
cedars.
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kurtbethel
My aunt got a good 85 year run at life, lived it very fully. She lived on her sailboat until the last month when she had to go into hospice. She was ready to call it quits here, had worked on her bucket list.
I got her to write those stories down so they would not be forgotten, and I put them on a web site that she enjoyed having. She even wrote the final farewell to everyone.
So sure, this life gets swallowed up in death, but you can make your life count, if you dare to.
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Regarding "Scholar"---Does He Still Apologize For The Watchtower Organization Or Has He Learned...
by minimus insince he went to school?.
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kurtbethel
I got your celebrated scholars.
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College On The Cheap! Have You Thought Of Attending College? You Can Very Cheaply!
by ÁrbolesdeArabia inlots of friends and jws are dealing with depression, some are sad they never went to college and wonder what it's like to get a degree.
the watchtower guilted her members by telling them they were worldy if they wanted a higher education.
college in community schools were free when i took ap classes in high school.
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kurtbethel
Credits are a secondary concern for me. I want to learn things I didn't know when I started the class.
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Learn the word MANUMISSION; use it instead of DISFELLOWSHIP
by Terry inwhat a huge favor the watchtower religion does for those who awaken to its phoney cartoon theology!.
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn"he/she/it manumitted" - tense past.
"he/she/it had manumitted" - tense past perfect.
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kurtbethel
Another way of looking at it is that you have completed your course of study at Awake U and they offer you a graduation from their educational establishment. It's a good thing.
In other news, given how cutting away facial hair and scalp hair is almost mandatory, is manscaping also required to have good standing in the congregation?
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untitled
by Honeybucket inabout six months ago i deactivated my facebook account.
i got tired of witnesses reading my posts, taking it the wrong way, and then going to the elders about it.
and they share it with others in the hall.
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kurtbethel
The Facebook business model is a data mining operation. More data is obtained by having more interaction, and privacy thwarts the gathering of data, so any privacy you may have is incidental.
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A Message to Active Elders Lurking on JWN
by 00DAD inthere are really only a couple of reasons an active elder would be lurking here on jwn.. .
[if !supportlists]i. your ever growing doubts about the organization have led you here, or.
[if !supportlists]ii.
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kurtbethel
Yes, you can deny you are JF, but they don't care how good the evidence is, just how you reply to that all important question.
My advice to any faders/lurkers is be very very careful how many personal details, stories and even opinions* you post on here, many have been outed, then the battle begins.
I wonder how far they would get with that meeting when you ask them who are the two witnesses against you and they say it is SholarlyJDub and Withness69. It is a lot like busting you for appearing in a porno, someone has to come forward and explain why they were watching porn or they have no case.