Don't get into a flap
about the generation overlap
it's just a load of c**p
they pulled it out of a hat
like some magic act
and put it in gift wrap
like some kind of trap
but don't worry, take a nap
it will soon be scrap
and that's that.
molybdenum
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Oh come on!!! seriously?? This weeks wt study!
by stuckinarut2 ini'm sitting here at the mtg, and i can't believe the mind numbing stupidity of this weeks wt "study"...( i use the word study loosely too by the way...).
how many dumb repeated questions can be posed to try and make a point?.
the opening paragraph illustration re blindness is classic!
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Meeting after meeeting
by molybdenum ini just got information that there is going to be a short 10 min meeting.
with elders and ms after the first meeting of the week during the co visit.. this is in addition to the usual elders/ms meeting.. it might just be for my congregation, but is this something new?.
i wonder why.. .
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Probably I will hear something like...
" blah blah blah....do more...blah blah blah..not doing enough...blah blah blah....do more return visits...blah blah blah...set the lead....blah blah blah
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Meeting after meeeting
by molybdenum ini just got information that there is going to be a short 10 min meeting.
with elders and ms after the first meeting of the week during the co visit.. this is in addition to the usual elders/ms meeting.. it might just be for my congregation, but is this something new?.
i wonder why.. .
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Thanks for the reply. He is not a new CO. This is maybe the third visit so he knows all of us pretty well.
Maybe it's just his thing, but he hasn't done it before.
Guess I just have to wait and see. Probably nothing special.
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Meeting after meeeting
by molybdenum ini just got information that there is going to be a short 10 min meeting.
with elders and ms after the first meeting of the week during the co visit.. this is in addition to the usual elders/ms meeting.. it might just be for my congregation, but is this something new?.
i wonder why.. .
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molybdenum
I just got information that there is going to be a short 10 min meeting
with Elders and MS after the first meeting of the week during the CO visit.
This is in addition to the usual Elders/MS meeting.
It might just be for my congregation, but is this something new?
I wonder why.
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Is there anything you could do forever that wouln't get boring?
by mynameislame innot sure when i came to this conclusion but i can't imagine living forever.
after a while i think i would be completly bored with everything.. not saying i wouln't like to live for a few hundred years or maybe even a few thousand if i could travel through space and discover other universes star trek style.
but the thought of living forever sounds like it would eventually become a complete drag.. maybe i'm wrong, maybe after a thousand years or so you would foregt all the stuff that happend at the beginning and just start over in an infinite loop..
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sleep...zzzzzzz
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So..it's not only witnesses who do this
by molybdenum inhttp://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/new-jersey-man-returns-wallet-with--4-800-in-cash-004052721.html.
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Scriptures for brother taking field service group
by FL_Panthers ini have recently been given the privilege of taking the field service group.. .
can anyone give me some scriptures i can use to encourage the group?
can you also give a reason as to why these scriptures are helpful to our ministry.. .
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Knowing that probably the last thing most of the b/s want to do is actually go from house to house,taking the field service arrangement would be a great opportunity to use scriptures like...
Mark 6:30,31. Jesus encouraged rest. Probably this is a good opportunity to apply that encouragement.
You could assign one group to go to a peaceful place like the library and take a nap to meditate on Jesus words.
Another group could be assigned to park witnessing.
Ecclesiastes 11:1 could be applied. Sitting by a lake and throwing the tracts and magazines in it would be very therapeutic.We never know what the result of that could be.
If there are enough to make another group they could be assigned to go to the local cemetery. Ps 115:17. There they can find a lot of people resting and not praising Jehovah, so it would be a good place to practice presenting the magazines. The reaction from the those RIP would probably be about the same as the one that would be found in the the house to house work, so it would be beneficial to hone witnessing skills.
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May 2014 Kingdom Ministry (KM - 05/2014 PDF)
by WatchTower87 ininstruction: press the 'skip ad' button top right, you should then see the download screen more easily.
no virus ;-).
km - 05/2014 pdf : http://adf.ly/fhkoa.
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Who actually writes the kingdom Ministry?
What motivates someone to write a blanket
condemnation of people who are not JW's?
Para 2 page 2...
Punctuality has become the exception
during these last days when many peo-
ple are lovers of themselves and without
self-control.How do they know how punctual (or not) people are.
Also it depends on the culture.
In some cultures not being
punctual is part of the way of life.
No one thinks of it as being "wrong".
How do they get to print such comments wihtout any support
for the statement whatsoever except a loose connection with a scripture
(2 Tim 3:1-3) which could be used to "support" any negative statement.
Yet, I can see the heads nodding during this meeting part....
(Yeah..people in the world are always late and it really terrible isn't
it. I thank Jehovah I am not like that.......white noise .....ssssssssssssss)
I wonder how the KM is put together. Anyone have any insight on this?
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From the Governing Body
by molybdenum inobey obey you have no choice .
we are the ones who are god's voice.
faithful and discreet we take the lead.
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Obey obey you have no choice
we are the ones who are God's voicedo as we say and not as we do
or we shall soon dis-fellowship youFaithful and Discreet we take the lead
the Watchtower is all you need to readWe created JW(dot) ORG
just to keep you in the borgApostates sites don't look or see
in case you find TTATTDonate to us your hard earned loot
so we can wear a Gucchi suitto fly the world delivering talks
about tight pants and lascivious walksWe change things around from time to time
even though there's no reason or rhymeMake sense of prophecy, no not us
just read and obey and have full trustthat what we say is straight from God
we know its true and you should nodyour head in agreement and give us, the slave
your undying devotion and honor and praise.If you obey us you will live, not die
and you can add that as another lieYes, the Governing Body, we really are
that fact we will broadcast near and farRemember, obey obey, you have no choice
we are the ones who are God's voice.Humbly yours
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No more circuit assemblies
by justmeok ini heard from a reliable source that there will be no more 2 day assemblies, but instead 2 one days each year.
anyone heard this yet?
supposed to start new service year.
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Talking of assemblies in the past, I remember, with a great deal of mental anguish, the 8 day assembly
I attended as a teenager in 1969. I was living in London at the time and it was held at Wembley Stadium.
Strangely enough I downloaded a report on the assembly from here just the other day
https://archive.org/details/ReportOfThe1969PeaceOnEarthInternationalAssemblyOfJehovahsWitnesses
The report is almost as long as the assembly. But I remember on the 4th day I had had enough.
I walked out halfway through and went off somewhere to decompress.
How on earth could the WTS have felt that these assemblies were beneficial.
All I can say is that happily those kind of assemblies were never repeated ( at least I think so).
Any predictions on here about shortening the District ( or soon to be called Regional ) convention to 2 days? 1 day? Half a day?
......please.