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  Watchtower's New "Toy Story" - What Parents Need To Know

  by cedars in

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  i've uploaded a new blog article that addresses the latest dvd release at the current district convention, namely "become jehovah's friend!

  " - the tale of young caleb and his brush with divine wrath over a plastic toy wizard.

  a link to the article, which includes the youtube samples of the production, is below:.

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  cedar i joined your blog and feel it and this place need a fb Like and Share button as does this place....and it needs a fb page too if it does not already...and lmao i have been messaging luke and teddy sparlock on fb and they may soon like the wizzard on fb and hopefully have some fun with it...they are the only two sparlocks on fb btw...they must be weirded out and laughing....but not if they are dubs oops!!!..........oompa
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  OK, I am too old and missing it - but what is this SPARLOCK phenomenon?

  by james_woods in

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  at first, i thought it was some legitimate cartoon character (disney or such) that the society was putting down as "demonized".. then, i started getting the idea that perhaps (unbelievably) the society had made him up as a negative "teaching device" to warn jw kids about "worldly demonism".... can this possibly be true?.

  surely not even the wtbts could be that stupid!!!.

  can somebody explain this to me, please???

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  russel was not a sparlock...but there are only two on Facebook and i have messaged them and warned them they are now famous lol.....oompa

  they may soon like the sparlock wizzard page and have some fun with it....
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  poor teddy and luke sparlock on FB...i have warned them they are famous now worldwide..they are the only two sparlocks on fb

  by oompa in

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  oompa

  oops i hit enter and it wont let me edit?...error message pops up about zero inputs or such...

  anywhoo....we have messaged and i hope they friend the fb sparlock wizzard and have some fun with it...........oompa

  i cant stop smiling and laughing about the dvd...and the entire idea of it...how could sooooooooo many dubs and worldlings have been aware of this from the concept on and not noticed anything not "normal" about it????......it's like we made the video here on jwn as a parody...actually i am in video production at wt with undercover here
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  poor teddy and luke sparlock on FB...i have warned them they are famous now worldwide..they are the only two sparlocks on fb

  by oompa in

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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

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  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  damm you sparlock!!! i wanted that name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1......................oompa
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  "government should put gays to death" says KS minister on tv...go to huffington post now

  by oompa in

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  i need to learn to cut and paste again...and post links if somebody would steer me to the instructions...its been a long time.

  i wish we had a facebook like and share links here and twitter too...cause i posted the huffington link on fb and they have a cute video of a kid singing in church "ain't no homos gonna to make it to heaven"...he is so cute!...and just saw a great piece of this aired with clear disgust on cnn.

  my comment on fb was that my dad told me the same thing just for being disobedient and leaving the faith...he said "be glad you did not live in ancient times or you would have been stoned to death"...he had said that before about others dfd...i also said how you would have been stoned by jws if you were only stoned with weed!...or had any premarital sex...gay included...................im out there now!...........oompa.

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  ironically...my jw sister... gay and married to her life partner...she was baptized jw who at 16 was dfd...then came back and faded eons ago...sooooo wish she had dragged me out then dammit.....anyway mom and dad still have a relationship with her cause a letter was never read lol...i had only kinda faded for four years but could not keep my mouth very shut...so letters were read...first the reproof...then the DF letter which kind of pisses me off cause they should make a DA letter for us proud enough that we did not simply get the boot for some yummy sexual experiences...that is just too easy and common...lmao......oompa
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  "government should put gays to death" says KS minister on tv...go to huffington post now

  by oompa in

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  i need to learn to cut and paste again...and post links if somebody would steer me to the instructions...its been a long time.

  i wish we had a facebook like and share links here and twitter too...cause i posted the huffington link on fb and they have a cute video of a kid singing in church "ain't no homos gonna to make it to heaven"...he is so cute!...and just saw a great piece of this aired with clear disgust on cnn.

  my comment on fb was that my dad told me the same thing just for being disobedient and leaving the faith...he said "be glad you did not live in ancient times or you would have been stoned to death"...he had said that before about others dfd...i also said how you would have been stoned by jws if you were only stoned with weed!...or had any premarital sex...gay included...................im out there now!...........oompa.

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  i need to learn to cut and paste again...and post links if somebody would steer me to the instructions...its been a long time

  I wish we had a Facebook LIKE and SHARE links here and twitter too...cause i posted the huffington link on fb and they have a cute video of a kid singing in church "AIN'T NO HOMOS GONNA TO MAKE IT TO HEAVEN"...he is so cute!...and just saw a great piece of this aired with clear disgust on CNN

  my comment on fb was that my dad told me the same thing just for being disobedient and leaving the faith...he said "be glad you did not live in ancient times or you would have been stoned to death"...he had said that before about others dfd...i also said how you would have been stoned by jws if you were only stoned with weed!...or had any premarital sex...gay included...................im out there now!...........oompa

  staggering the things you would have been stoned for back then...simply disobeying your parents or church leaders...i guess on anything...i remember drinking and eating too much were specifically mentioned...but the list would be endless if ANYTHING you disobeyed about could lead to stoning...but the jw list list would be staggereing:

  smoking anything

  not taking care of your body well enough (god gave it to you and its sacred)

  saying oral and anal sex is yummy

  gayness

  researching the nwt too much and letting them know all the big "mistakes" you found

  playing "achy breaky heart" at a wedding reception...even though the groom asked me too lmao...no i was not dfd for it

  you can add yours but you get the picture..............................oompa

  and on wikkipedia under BULLYING it mentions of a religious kind in the first paragraph...and shunning is that...and i am going to ask Romney in person on tv if he shuns disagreeing mormons the same way jws do and if that is his stance...he was a high school bully after all...and there is a great pbs doccumentary on mormon shunning i have seen before

  "coming out" for gays can mean losing your parents and friends in most religions...and the feeling is the same for "coming out" of jws
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  Should the Watchtower get an official facebook, twitter or youtube page? (Cause people dont read magazines nowadays)

  by Joliette in

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  i was thinking about mormons .

  (they have a channel on youtube) and how other religions seem to be moving with the times, while jw's are still stuck on going door to door witnessing, street corner (while people are trying to get to work, not trying to be bothered with someone giving them a magazine about religion) passing out magazines, doing telephone witnessing, and letter writing.. most people dont even read magazines anymore (most people dont even have magazines subscriptions anymore) the majority of people are on the internet (or on their cell phones texting and chatting) on these websites (ex: facebook, twitter, youtube, etc).

  if the message is so urgent, lifesaving, and life altering, why wont the watchtower 'get with times' sort of speak.

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  joliette where when how do i find that reno911...when did you see it? lmao i have to now....

  and sadly OMG wt would delete all negative posts...or plant some that could be overcome by all the zealot dubs tweeting in to HELP the "worldly" poster with his question!!!!!....of course the guy asks for a bible study and they live stream his baptism!!!...omg i wish i had not just thought of that...that would be an effective weapon and give omg millions of jw zombies to be less bored and addicted to their site like some crazy old farts are addicted to tv and radio evangelists.....puking my coffe now and not laughing....ugh...............oompa

  the fictional tweeter would be followed like they did jim carey in The Truman Show....people could not stop watching him...the boy with the fake life
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  Watchtower's New "Toy Story" - What Parents Need To Know

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've uploaded a new blog article that addresses the latest dvd release at the current district convention, namely "become jehovah's friend!

  " - the tale of young caleb and his brush with divine wrath over a plastic toy wizard.

  a link to the article, which includes the youtube samples of the production, is below:.

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  oompa

  i am so enjoying this thread...did i miss the youtube link?? and facebook page link or invite? what i like soooooooooooooo much cedar is that i did not see one positive post about your subject here....WHERE ARE ALL THE IRRITATING JW DEFENDERS NOW???????????? and why does the bible not even say ANYTHING about demons getting IN anything but pigs and humans....nothing dead or inanimate???? im going to start selling DEMON IN A ROCK....like the old pet rocks!

  I just posted the other day about the power of youtube and www and what a great witness they are giving...and i am going to do my part to help this sucker go viral....PLEASE GOD LET IT JUST BLOW UP!!.................oompa

  and ditto charikio...i was inclined to spoil kids rotton at the hall and bring candy and toys and play with the ADD one all through the meeting to keep him busy...these kids are being deprived of dreams
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  Why does the WT care if a sister is over 40?

  by NewChapter in

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  2. beliefs

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/226253/1/special-pioneers-i-wonder-if-this-is-what-jesus-wanted-their-assignment-deduced-to.

  in the above thread, the special pioneer slip asks if a sister is over 40. i had never seen anything like this, and wondered if anyone knew why.. nc.

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  Actually that explains a lot to me....i dissassociated myself bythe second level passageway in Great Pyramid in Gaza measures 1600 feet...which in hebrew and cherokee is a very significant number...if you divide it by 40 it it actually come out to 40 which is same number of stars in the Pleides constellation...these evidently represent all the women 40 years old and still virgin that will be part of those called up for heavenly duty in groups of 70 to be with martyrs of all faiths as a heavenly reward....or something like that..................oompa

  this is not really new light but has been kept sealed until deep....very deep in the last days...until jehovah...at his appointed time reveald it was time for his faithful and discreet slave to reveal this truth

  witnesses can verify this by independent research on the www......oops....no they cant....so please take my word for it....i did ALL the research on this so you dont have to and i would never lie to you