Posts by Gianluca

Here is quote from the article:
.......in The Golden Age of April 1, 1931 on page 428. [6] In describing the planets of the Solar System they mention Venus by saying:

" It will be very apparent to readers of Judge Rutherford's book Creation that the
present condition of Venus is about what the earth was prior to the Flood, and it is
significant that some astronomers have advanced the idea that animals like the
dinosaurs that once roamed this planet are now finding Venus a happy place in which
to live."

Ciao
Gianluca

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Take a break and have a laugh!!

by Gianluca in

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friends

now and again it's good for the heart and mind to take a break and have a good laugh, so here you go....( i found this on a web site).

ciao.

gianluca.

Gianluca

Ooopps could someone tell me why the lines got all messed up??

Thanks

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Take a break and have a laugh!!

by Gianluca in

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friends

now and again it's good for the heart and mind to take a break and have a good laugh, so here you go....( i found this on a web site).

ciao.

gianluca.

Gianluca

Hello,

Now and again it's good for the heart and mind to take a break and have a good laugh, so here you go....( i found this on a web site)

Ciao
Gianluca

History of Everything & Stuff
by Doug Checketts

"In the beginning a god created the heavens and the earth."
(Gen. 1:1; compare with John 1:1, NWT)

And so it was. Michael decided he would be an over-achiever and make EVERYTHING. He was
soon to regret his decision. God had originally wanted to name Michael "George", but decided
that the name "Michael" sounded much nobler.

And so Adam walked the face of the earth, naming all the animals and plants, using strange Latin words for both. Naming the fishes of the sea was rather difficult, since scuba gear had not been invented yet, but somehow, Adam managed. Then he noticed that he did not have a mate, as did all the other animals. (It took him a while to notice this. Adam was, apparently, not very bright).
And God noticed the same thing, too. God said unto him, "shall very much like to maketh a mate for you." And Adam said unto God, "Why dost thou talk in Elizabethan English?" And God
rebuked Adam for his insubordination.

And so after much negotiation (God originally wanted to use an arm and an eye and a leg to
make the ideal woman, but Adam would only consent to a rib, much to his chagrin later on), God created Woman from Adam. And she was a blonde. Everything goes downhill from here.

One day, Eve was walking in the Garden of Eden, and a snake speaks to her. Eve says, "this is
waaaaaay kewl, fer sure! A talking snake!". The snake says, "If thou eateth from the Tree of
Knowledge, thou shall be as smart as your average brunette." So Eve eateth of the Tree. Then
she offers Adam some of the same fruit, and Adam, knowing that if he did not eateth thus he
would no longer be able to do with Eve what he enjoyed to do. So Adam eateth of the tree, also.

And he blamed Eve for everything. Typical male.

And God cast them both out of the Garden. And then they had children. The firstborn, Cain, took unto himself a wife. It was NOT, according to JW tradition, his sister. His sister had buckteeth and bad breath and disgustethed him very much. No, Cain married his Senior Prom date.

One day Cain and Abel decided to make offerings to God to thank Him for their blessings. Abel
went out and found an animal peacefully grazing and murdered him as a sacrifice. He didn’t
even ask the poor animal for permission. Cain, on the otherhand, offered up some grass
clippings, since he had just mowed his lawn. God was pleased with Abel, and angry with Cain.
So Cain killed Abel. Thus beginneth the ages-old argument about the humaneness of the death
penalty. God, who normally invokes the death penalty for just about EVERYTHING, including not
flossing your teeth, did not do so in this case. Instead, God "marked" Cain with an indelible
Bingo Dauber and sent him to Detroit, and Detroit has been messed up ever since. That was a
MUCH WORSE sentence than the death penalty!

And so Adam lived to be 930 years old. Michael said unto God "Lord, you said he would die in
the very day he ate of the Tree of Knowledge, and yet, you let him live to be 930 years of age."

The Lord God said, "Don’t worry. I’ve got it covered. I will invent the Theory of Relativity." And Michael smiled.

After a time, some Angels became jealous of some things humans could do and they could not.
"Mating" was the major one. So the rebellious Angels took on human bodies and took mates for
themselves. Apparently, all of these Angels were males. It figures.

Anyway, the children of these unions were great big bullies. And God became angered, so he
approached Noah and said, "Noah, I have this big problem here. I made the earth and created a
very thick atmosphere around it, but sooner or later this atmosphere is going to have to fall to this earth. Because this is going to happen very soon, I would like you to make a huge boat to save your family and all the animals. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT save the Unicorns, however. I have my reasons. Besides that, the rest of the Earth is full of jerks. You can preach to them, and give then an opportunity to escape the impending flood, but they probably won’t listen. Here are a few magazines. Be sure and ask for a donation. See what you can do." And Noah obeyed.

Since it takes about 36 years of preaching to gain one convert, Noah did not have enough time
to convince even one person that he was telling the Truth. But because of his diligence and hard work, he was made an Elder.

So God wiped out all humans on the planet save for Noah and his family. He used "antimatter" to
vaporize the dead corpses after the water subsided, so Noah and his family would not have to
witness the carnage. (I SWEAR I am not making this up!) The bad Angels who materialized in
human bodies went back to Heaven and were promptly sent to their rooms for a "time out."

Soon afterwards, everyone was killing EVERYONE else. (Refer to Genesis through Malachi). It
got so bad that even God jumped in on the fun and wiped out a number of civilizations, but then God decided to change His ways. He gave us Jesus Christ, who only spoke only of love,
compassion and forgiveness. And then they killed Him.

After Jesus, everyone was killing everyone else as usual, and God said to himself, "I need a
modern-day prophet to lead the people back to the Truth." He looked down and found Charles
Taze Russell and chose him as His prophet. Now he really didn’t do this but Russell THOUGHT
he did this, and so Russell proceeded to preach the Word. And he incorporated, too. And he
printed much literature and many people read his literature. And his wife divorced him. And it
cost him about six thousand bucks for that. But he kept the corporation! And life was good. And
he said unto God, "God, I believe you have given we humans clues in Your Word as to when you
will bring us all to salvation." And God said unto him, "Obviously, you haven’t read my Word,
because it sayeth ‘no man knows the day or hour.’ " And Russell said, "Why are you speaking in Elizabethan English," and God rebuked him.

Russell concluded that, technically speaking, God was RIGHT. But while his word said no man
knows the day or hour, it did NOT say no man knows the MONTH or YEAR, and so Russell
prophesied, in reverse, about the year 1799. This was an excellent choice because that year had ALREADY PASSED, and no one could prove that Jesus WASN’T walking around on the Earth
SOMEWHERE. But after much searching for Jesus, including pictures on milk cartons and ads
in the newspapers, alas, Jesus was nowhere to be found, and the flock grumbled.

So Russell came up with a new and novel theory: "if you read my Studies in the Scriptures you
will find the Truth. But if you read the Bible and the Bible ONLY, you will find Satan and
darkness." For some strange reason, the people believed him. Then he died and they put a
pyramid beside him.

Emperor Joe Ruthorford I succeeded him, and decided that Russell’s Last Will and Testament
was not really a Will at all, and therefore all of Russell’s requests in that Will could be ignored.
And he wrote many books, and he discovered a strange and wonderful thing. "These people will
believe ANYTHING I say, no matter HOW goofy it is!" And he was right. And he wrote many goofy
books. And the people bought them and believed. And he said unto them "Millions Now Living
Will Never Die." And millions then living did, indeed, die. And he said unto himself, "I would like to live in a beautiful house and smoke my cigars and drink my liquor and enjoy my big cars, but how can I pull this off, since I ask my believers to sacrifice so much in my behalf?" And he received "new light!" "IF I told them that the faithful old patriarchs were going to be soon resurrected, and needed a place to stay, THEN they would be THRILLED if I had a mansion for that purpose." And thus he spake. And they believed. And Emperor Joe smoked his cigars and drank his liquor and lived in that house for many years. And the faithful old patriarchs were never resurrected. Then he died.

Then Nathan H. Knorr succeeded him. And he was lifeless and without form. Then he died.

Then Frederick "Freddie" Franz succeeded him, and everyone loved him. When he spoke the
peoples trembled unto his feet, and took lots of notes. And never understood a thing he said.
And neither did he, but he did it so well. And he wrotheth a lot of stuff and toldeth the people what they should and should not do. Since he had never married and had any children, he was the ideal person to tell people all about what was right and wrong in marriage and raising children. And he liked to prophesy. And he did. And people believed him. And he was wrong.

And he blamed the people for being presumptous when they acted in accordance with his
prophecies.

Then his nephew Raymond Franz received some "new light" and left the sacred walls of the
Watchtower and he spaketh his "new light", and many of the people listened. And the profits of the Watchtower Society plummeted and many slaves were set free. And God blessed Ray Franz.

Then Freddie died, and took his secret and vast knowledge of Hebrew, Greek and Syriac with
him to the grave. Biblical Greek grammar will never be the same again without him. And God
grinned.

Then Milton Henschel succeeded him, being elected in the Money Counting Room in Bethel,
through a secret ritual known only to a few. And he hateth going in the field service. So he didn’t.
Instead, he went to Malta and stayed in a first class hotel and visited all the historical sites. And he gave the only talk he knew. And he gave it for the 1,000th time. And the people listened. And they believed................

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Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of Florida???

by Gianluca in

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on my post asking about the wts valley farms, osarsif posted an interesting link to a french web site which has a list of the different wts corporations among them there is this one:.

watchtower bible and tract society of florida, inc. (incorporated 1986).

president : leonard r. pearson .

Gianluca

Dear pathofhorns

The WTS of Florida does exist. I wanted to know what it was used for.

The comment on the seaside resort was not a speculation but was supposed to be a joke.... i guess my sence of humour it too Italian.....

Ciao
Gianluca

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Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of Florida???

by Gianluca in

jw
friends

on my post asking about the wts valley farms, osarsif posted an interesting link to a french web site which has a list of the different wts corporations among them there is this one:.

watchtower bible and tract society of florida, inc. (incorporated 1986).

president : leonard r. pearson .

Gianluca

Hello,

On my post asking about the WTS Valley Farms, Osarsif posted an interesting link to a french web site which has a list of the different WTS corporations among them there is this one:

Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of Florida, Inc. (Incorporated 1986)

President : Leonard R. Pearson
Vice-Presidents : Alejandro G. Rodriguez, Maurice C. Turcot
secretary : Mark L. Questell
Directors : Jim Moody, Sr., Anselm J. Packnett, Donald R. Krebs

What is this a seaside resort owned by the GB at Miami beach or somthing? If so do they give discounts to inactive JW's? and

Ciao
Gianluca

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IMPORTANT! Info on JW custody issues needed!

by Esmeralda in

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i've been contacted by someone who is in a pretty desperate battle for custody with their jw ex.. this person needs advice from anyone who has been in this situation and managed to win, especially.

information about dealing with appelate courts and how to select competant legal counsel.. this is a time sensitive situation and i just don't have the information/experience necessary to help this person.. yet they've turned to me for help, so i have to avail upon all of you now to give any kind assistance.

that you can.. if you are willing to correspond with this person, please let me know here, or e mail me and i will .

Gianluca

Hello Esmeralda

On the Freeminds web site these is a page that deals with some legal aspects, maybe there is some info which might be useful.
Here is the link http://www.freeminds.org/legal/legal.htm

Ciao
Gianluca

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Anointed .and only seventeen years old??

by MacHislopp in

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hello, i know you must wonder, but here is the point:.

*** w88 9/1 20 a pioneer partnership for life ***.

in 1913, when i was 17, i traveled to london for a sight-seeing vacation.

Gianluca

Hello Mac,
I think that that 17 year old was considered to be of the annointed because in 1913 the WTS had not invented the Great Crowd doctrine yet. In those days all bible students were considered to be annointed......Then came The Judge and in 1935 he changed that too....
Ciao
Gianluca

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WTS Valley Farms??? Is it true???

by Gianluca in

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hello,.

someone told me that the wts own something called valley farms but could not show me anything to proove it.. could anyone confirm the valley farms existence and if it does exsist what the wts use it for.. thanks.

gianluca

Gianluca

Hello,

I thank you all for you comments and info. What a great place this is to be updated on the latest things going on at the WTS!

Ciao
Gianluca

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WTS Valley Farms??? Is it true???

by Gianluca in

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friends

hello,.

someone told me that the wts own something called valley farms but could not show me anything to proove it.. could anyone confirm the valley farms existence and if it does exsist what the wts use it for.. thanks.

gianluca

Gianluca

Buongiorno Tina,

Lets just say that i've been in Italy many many times and lived there too but at the moment i'm not posting from there. As there are not many english speaking Italian "inactive" Gianluca's around, i prefer not saying much more about myself.
I sure you'll understand.
The local elders are looking for proof to eliminate me.....

Parli l'italiano?

Ciao
Gianluca

The three essential human freedoms:
The first is freedom of speech and expression.
The second is freedom of conscience.
The third is freedom from fear.

Edited by - gianluca on 22 March 2001 8:19:49