This one's easy. It only takes 1. Afterall, most janitors work alone.
sooner7nc
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How many JWs does it take...
by TheWanderer in...to change a light bulb?
actually.... ...i have no idea.
what's your best punchline for it?.
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Please share! Unforgettable literary & movie scenes.
by N.drew inone is a scene of a woman whose head ends up in a cage with rats.
and even though the thought is repulsive, who would even think it might be something to be afraid of?
i think that was the point, if i remember correctly.
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sooner7nc
"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
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Please share! Unforgettable literary & movie scenes.
by N.drew inone is a scene of a woman whose head ends up in a cage with rats.
and even though the thought is repulsive, who would even think it might be something to be afraid of?
i think that was the point, if i remember correctly.
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Please share! Unforgettable literary & movie scenes.
by N.drew inone is a scene of a woman whose head ends up in a cage with rats.
and even though the thought is repulsive, who would even think it might be something to be afraid of?
i think that was the point, if i remember correctly.
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This would come in VERY handy for some of us with JC's on the horizon...
by Morbidzbaby inhttp://www.livescribe.com/en-us/smartpen/echo/.
this is awesome...and pretty inconspicuous, i'd say....
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sooner7nc
That stupid thing will only end up costing your family all of their possessions when the survivors of the massacre institute a civil suit...
Survivors? What survivors. If you're going to do something do it right.
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This would come in VERY handy for some of us with JC's on the horizon...
by Morbidzbaby inhttp://www.livescribe.com/en-us/smartpen/echo/.
this is awesome...and pretty inconspicuous, i'd say....
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sooner7nc
This would be even handier.
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Two Elders just left.
by mouthy inhow wonderful it was... i saw two women over the road knocking on doors .
i could see they were jws...i prayed & asked they would call here... but no!!!!
the lord sent two men!!!!elders!!!!
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sooner7nc
You handled that perfectly. Bless you Grace.
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Happy Festivus!
by charlie brown jr. inhappy festivus and as always............. be careful during the feats of strength!!!!!!!
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sooner7nc
You've all disappointed me this year...
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JW FAMOUS CLICHE SAYINGS
by strymeckirules inwhat saying made it all around the country?.
the ones that were passed around, word of mouth.. for example.
"donations basis proves jehovah is behind the work!".
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sooner7nc
"Are you going to Regular Auxiliary?" (Lazy person's way of sucking up)
"We're grateful for meat at the proper time." (This always sounded so sexual to me)
Two JW's on the platform giving a demonstration: (A)"Did you hear that Brother Beatshiswife got appointed an Elder?"
(B)"Why yes, it certainly is meat at the proper time."
(A) "Yes it is...by the way are you going to Regular Auxiliary?"
(B) "I certainly am."
"Platform" Can't call it a pulpit or anything else from Babylon...dumbasses.
"Babylon the Great" just call it Babylon for fucksake.
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How would you have explained this scripture as a JW or even as a Christian?
by StoneWall inexodus 32:14 [nwt] " and jehovah began to feel regret over the evil that he had spoken of doing to his people".
this is taken from the new world translation but it is worded very closely the same in american standard, king james version and a couple other translations.
why do they refer to the "evil he had spoken of doing to his people"?
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sooner7nc
I would explain it by saying that Xenu is a wishy-washy son of a bitch.
