Posts by sooner7nc

102

Well the dirty piece of trash got off.

by sooner7nc in

jw
friends

http://news.yahoo.com/casey-anthony-acquitted-killing-young-daughter-191600480.html .

sooner7nc

With all do respect to our esteemed members who are capable of writing long and eloquent rebuttals of honest people who've watched the partying, lying, etc. of this person and see reasonably that in all likelyhood she bears at least some responsibilty for her daughters' death, I say:

If it quacks like a duck

If it waddles like a duck

If it looks like a duck

And if this duck, at the very least, doesn't keep her child safe, doesn't report her missing for a month, and acts like this person did...

...then it's probably a GodDamn duck!

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I hate JW jargon!!! (Alternatives please!)

by VampireDCLXV in

all of us who have any ties to the jws know that they have their own vernacular, their own slang.

sure, there are formal titles that we can't really get away from: pioneer, ministerial servant, elder, ______ overseer, governing body, the (watchtower) society, etc.

but there are plenty of other bits of parlance they use that i can do without.... for example:.

sooner7nc

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I hate JW jargon!!! (Alternatives please!)

by VampireDCLXV in

all of us who have any ties to the jws know that they have their own vernacular, their own slang.

sure, there are formal titles that we can't really get away from: pioneer, ministerial servant, elder, ______ overseer, governing body, the (watchtower) society, etc.

but there are plenty of other bits of parlance they use that i can do without.... for example:.

sooner7nc

Chill out dude. I started another thread so we could leave yours alone.

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I hate JW jargon!!! (Alternatives please!)

by VampireDCLXV in

all of us who have any ties to the jws know that they have their own vernacular, their own slang.

sure, there are formal titles that we can't really get away from: pioneer, ministerial servant, elder, ______ overseer, governing body, the (watchtower) society, etc.

but there are plenty of other bits of parlance they use that i can do without.... for example:.

sooner7nc

Zid, you Dirty Sanchez!

31

We have all fallen for a FRAUD(s)

by Terry in

any of us who were jw's fell for one kind of fraud.

(faithful and discreet slave/governing body).

we were perfectly sincere.

sooner7nc

I agree on the groundwater thing Terry. My cousin had a dowser come to his house to find water and charged him $100 to find the spot to put his well. After the guy left I told him that "Hey knucklehead, this entire hill is sitting on top of water." I should have known because he had just bought my Grandfather's (crapola's Dad) place. It had water all over the place.

Believe me I was very skeptical of the dowser theory until I performed my little "experiment" and yes I know it wasn't entirely scientific.

61

I hate JW jargon!!! (Alternatives please!)

by VampireDCLXV in

all of us who have any ties to the jws know that they have their own vernacular, their own slang.

sure, there are formal titles that we can't really get away from: pioneer, ministerial servant, elder, ______ overseer, governing body, the (watchtower) society, etc.

but there are plenty of other bits of parlance they use that i can do without.... for example:.

sooner7nc

And I assure you that I'm completely sincere.

61

I hate JW jargon!!! (Alternatives please!)

by VampireDCLXV in

all of us who have any ties to the jws know that they have their own vernacular, their own slang.

sure, there are formal titles that we can't really get away from: pioneer, ministerial servant, elder, ______ overseer, governing body, the (watchtower) society, etc.

but there are plenty of other bits of parlance they use that i can do without.... for example:.

sooner7nc

I think we should "convert" their sayings into various sexual positions so here goes...

Return Visit: Reverse Cowgirl

Field Service: Bareback

Service Meeting: The Highway Delight or as Ron White calls it "A mouth hug"

The Truth: Brutal Gang Rape

Theocratic Ministry School: The Angry Pirate

Apostate/s: Dirty Sanchez

How are these so far?

102

Well the dirty piece of trash got off.

by sooner7nc in

jw
friends

http://news.yahoo.com/casey-anthony-acquitted-killing-young-daughter-191600480.html .

sooner7nc

@ JRK. Probably true.

31

We have all fallen for a FRAUD(s)

by Terry in

any of us who were jw's fell for one kind of fraud.

(faithful and discreet slave/governing body).

we were perfectly sincere.

sooner7nc

Dowsing- Never tried it with sticks but in construction we learned to use two copper wires bent into L shapes, hold the small part of the L with each hand and you can find a iron sewer pipe or water pipe like a son of a gun, .... open to criticisms on this one.

I would call bullshit on this one if I hadn't tried it and saw that it worked up to a point. On a completely level concrete floor I found a copper water pipe by using 2 "L" shaped pieces of copper wire. The floor was probably 30 feet wide and had tables and machinery around the edge. I started in the open spot in the middle walking back and forth slowly moving from one side to the other. I kept getting "hits" as I walked back and forth which I marked. When I was done I saw that the marks all lined up with each other so I moved the machinery away from the walls and Lo and Behold...a 2" copper waterpipe at each end. Could hardly believe my eyes and could just shake my head in disbelief.

I even laid a 3' level on the floor to make sure it was straight. Weird.

102

Well the dirty piece of trash got off.

by sooner7nc in

jw
friends

http://news.yahoo.com/casey-anthony-acquitted-killing-young-daughter-191600480.html .

sooner7nc

http://news.yahoo.com/casey-anthony-acquitted-killing-young-daughter-191600480.html