ps. riz can i have a real assembly food menu please? i think it's time i ordered. thanks goo.
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57Your best caption please.
by nicolaou inwe all know how this works, just give us your best caption for this pic' .
[why do i get the feeling that 'gutter' will crop up more than once?].
nic'.
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Urban Legends!
by ISP inits amazing the extent these circulate in the wt world.
i am not so sure, but it develops a powerful folklore amongst jws....often with a moral at the end!
typically these circulate as experiences given in talks and are then adopted by the masses as truth.. for example, anyone hear the ul about the married couple where the wife had to have a routine blood check.
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as it turns out, according to jw urban legend, the bro giving the talk had been down on his hours that month, the watchtower of the guy killed was later found amongst the debris, apostate thoughts scribbled into the margins like -"jf rutherford antichrist" "watchtower society 666" and the mop of the person who left the kh door unlocked had been bought at a garage sale of some people about to expatriate to tanganyika.
goo.
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Your best caption please.
by nicolaou inwe all know how this works, just give us your best caption for this pic' .
[why do i get the feeling that 'gutter' will crop up more than once?].
nic'.
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ok focus's caption for this one can't be topped but anyway:
"ah….i'm sorry darling, but mommy doesn't know why the note over the last vowel in the word prophecy was written to be sung by a bunch of tone deaf zombies at a pitch two and half octaves above the worlds best soprano's vocal range, but you can be sure there's a good reason why jehovah will kill us at armageddon if we dont sing it, now join in dear - ours is the god of true proph......" -
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Your best caption please.
by nicolaou inwe all know how this works, just give us your best caption for this pic' .
[why do i get the feeling that 'gutter' will crop up more than once?].
nic'.
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"alright, alright, if you join in and sing along while the CO & his wife are watching us, mommy promises you wont have to eat any assembly food today" -
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The Judge SHAVED Jesus, Peter, Adam, ...
by Tallyman in.
take a gander & read all about it:.
* http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/shaved.html.
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goo, Ewwwwwwwwwwww! well, at least he's Clean-Shaven.
tallyman - true but did you notice - i was having a bad hair day?
the lady down at Glamour Portraits (where i had this photo taken) washed it and couldn't do a thing with it - oh well - we went ahead with the shoot anyway....goo.
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The Judge SHAVED Jesus, Peter, Adam, ...
by Tallyman in.
take a gander & read all about it:.
* http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/shaved.html.
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tallyman no rumours about two noses and three eyes about to be outlawed is there - hell i'm on the mikes - on the short list for MS next CO's visit and becoming a regular piece of arm candy with a few of the pioneer sisters in my cong. goo -
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So You Think You've Had A Bad Day..............??
by goo in* a fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old vittorio luise's car into a. river near naples, italy, in 1983. he managed to break a window, climb.
out and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------.
* mike stewart, 31, of dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers.
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* A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a
river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb
out and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.
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* Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers
of low-level bridges when the truck he was standing on passed under a
low-level bridge -- killing him.
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* Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old store clerk in Leeds, England, was so
afraid of dentists that in 1979 he asked a fellow worker to try to cure
his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punch caused
Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died of a fractured skull.
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* George Schwartz, owner of a factory in Providence, R.I., narrowly
escaped death when a 1983 blast flattened his factory except for one
wall. After treatment for minor injuries, he returned to the scene to
search for files. The remaining wall then collapsed on him, killing him.
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* Depressed since he could not find a job, 42-year-old Romolo
Ribolla sat in his kitchen near Pisa, Italy, with a gun in his hand
threatening to kill himself in 1981. His wife pleaded for him not to do
it, and after about an hour he burst into tears and threw the gun to the
floor. It went off and killed his wife.
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* In 1983, a Mrs. Carson of Lake Kushaqua, N.Y., was laid out in her
coffin, presumed dead of heart disease. As mourners watched, she
suddenly sat up. Her daughter dropped dead of fright.
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* A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but lay back
down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt
so he could collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed
him to death.
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* Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium, a thief fled out
the back door, clambered over a nine-foot wall, dropped down and found
himself in the city prison.
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* In 1976 a twenty-two-year-old Irishman, Bob Finnegan, was crossing the
busy Falls Road in Belfast, when he was struck by a taxi and flung over
its roof. The taxi drove away and, as Finnegan lay stunned in the road,
another car ran into him, rolling him into the gutter. It too drove on.
As a knot of gawkers gathered to examine the magnetic Irishman, a
delivery van plowed through the crowd, leaving in its wake three injured
bystanders and an even more battered Bob Finnegan. When a fourth vehicle
came along, the crowd wisely scattered and only one person was hit-Bob
Finnegan. In the space of two minutes Finnegan suffered a fractured
skull, broken pelvis, broken leg, and other assorted injuries. Hospital
officials said he would recover.
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* While motorcycling through the Hungarian countryside, Cristo Falatti
came up to a railway line just as the crossing gates were coming down.
While he sat idling, he was joined by a farmer with a goat, which the
farmer tethered to the crossing gate. A few moments later a horse and
cart drew up behind Falatti, followed in short order by a man in a
sports car. When the train roared through the crossing, the horse
startled and bit Falatti on the arm. Not a man to be trifled with,
Falatti responded by punching the horse in the head.
In consequence the horse's owner jumped down from his cart and began
scuffling with the motorcyclist. The horse, which was not up to this sort
of excitement, backed away briskly, smashing the cart into the sports-
car. At this, the sports-car driver leaped out of his car and joined the
fray. The farmer came forward to try to pacify the three flailing men. As
he did so, the crossing gates rose and his goat was strangled. At last
report, the insurance companies were still trying to sort out the claims.
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* Two West German motorists had an all-too-literal head-on collision in
heavy fog near the small town of Guetersloh. Each was guiding his car at
a snail's pace near the center of the road. At the moment of impact
their heads were both out of the windows when they smacked together.
Both men were hospitalized with severe head injuries. Their cars weren't
scratched.
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* In a classic case of one thing leading to another, seven men aged
eighteen to twenty-nine received jail sentences of three to four years
in Kingston-on-Thames, England, in 1979 after a fight that started when
one of the men threw a french fry at another while they stood waiting
for a train.
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* Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant
nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an
elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his
wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor
came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the
opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms
laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the
backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart
attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his
wife were reconciled.
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* An unidentified English woman, according to the London Sunday
Express was climbing into the bathtub one afternoon when she remembered
she had left some muffins in the oven. Naked, she dashed downstairs and
was removing the muffins when she heard a noise at the door. Thinking it
was the baker, and knowing he would come in and leave a loaf of bread on
the kitchen table if she didn't answer his knock, the woman darted into
the broom cupboard. A few moments later she heard the back door open
and, to her eternal mortification, the sound of footsteps coming toward
the cupboard. It was the man from the gas company, come to read the
meter. "Oh," stammered the woman, "I was expecting the baker." The gas
man blinked, excused himself and departed. -
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I want to know more about you. REALLY!
by jst2laws ini so desire to know more about the people i am listening to, and occasionally talking to.
aol has profiles.
some other web sites have them.
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I was born Goo on August 22, 1973 in Orlando, FL. My mother is from Puerto Rico and my father is of Irish descent. I have four brothers and sisters – John, Pollyanna, Angie, and Caroline, who lost her life to the disease Lupus.
A true Florida native, I love swimming and water skiing, as well as weight lifting and racquetball.
I've been entertaining since I could walk; at the age of 3 I woke my grandparents by jumping onto their bed and belting out a rendition of “Baby Face” as loud as possible. I've sung in both my school and kingdom hall choirs while growing up and was a member of several local theater groups whilst also full time pioneering. In addition to my tough touring schedule as a a member of my rocknrool band Whore Solidarity, I take time to perform hip-hop routines at local clubs in Orlando, including the one I own; Tabu.
Quick Facts:
Full Name: Goo
Nicknames: Gooie
Birthday: 8/22/73
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Height: 5’6”
Shoe Size: Womens 8
Car: Corvette
Musical Instrument: Guitar
Favorite Music: Soul and R&B
Pets: Christopher the cat and Oscar the dog.
Cologne: Chanel No. 5
Favorite TV Show: Roswell
Residence: Orlando, FL
Astrological Sign: Leo
Favorite Foods: Asian and Spanish
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Book: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Favorite Movie: The Outsider
Favorite Musicians: Bobby Brown and John Secada
Favorite Actor: Tom Hanks
Hobbies: Weight lifting, water skiing, dancing, racquetball, and movies
Fun Facts: I appeared in the movies “Parenthood” and “Cop and a Half.” I appeared in several Disney World television commercials.
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Your best caption please.
by nicolaou inwe all know how this works, just give us your best caption for this pic' .
[why do i get the feeling that 'gutter' will crop up more than once?].
nic'.
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"now sister don't be frightened, those reports of a huge eel peeping it's head out from inside the leg of my shorts are not true" -
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Kissing Perfection
by goo inkissing perfection .
youre on the verge of a big wet one.
after an evening of story swapping, uncontrollable laughter, wine sipping and handholding, the sparks are flying.
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Kissing Perfection
You’re on the verge of a big wet one. After an evening of story swapping, uncontrollable laughter, wine sipping and handholding, the sparks are flying.
It's been a perfect first date, and as the night draws to a close, you begin to wonder how it will end. A sense of nervous excitement overtakes you. Perhaps it should end with a kiss, but how can you be sure?
When it comes to kissing, many experience angst and uncertainty. Especially for first kisses, when we’re not sure what we want or how our date will react.
As with most skills, practice makes perfect. Even so, a first kiss can be a tantalizing and unforgettable start to a beautiful relationship.
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Kiss me now
A woman sends "kiss me now" messages in a variety of ways.
Staring into his eyes with a subtle look of longing.
Moving in close, touching her date on the shoulder or arm, wetting her lips, and sighing in a slightly suggestive manner.
Lightly running her finger across his lower lip while smiling softly.
Staring at his lips as the two of them move closer till only inches apart.In order for these messages to work, a woman must flirt, letting the man know his advances are desired and assure him that the interest is mutual. And men must pay attention to the subtleties of communication and slowly test the romantic waters.
Kiss rejection
Most men can recall at least one kissing disaster. Some have gotten the "head turn" only milliseconds before a kiss intended for a woman’s lips ends up awkwardly planted on her cheek. Others may have watched a look of disgust cross a woman's face as they puckered up.
Because men face the greatest risk of rejection when it comes to kissing, they often prefer not to kiss a woman unless they are certain she wants to be kissed.
Men often report receiving mixed messages, or an inability to decipher a woman's clues. Many prefer that a woman ask to be kissed as way of avoiding potential embarrassment.
And many women are more than willing to take the initiative. Some believe if they don't, they may never be kissed at all.Kissing consensus
Eyes opened or closed? Slip her the tongue, or keep it simple? And what to do with the rest of the body when lips lock? Surprisingly, most men and women agree on the following kissing etiquette:
No tongue on a first kiss. Too much too soon and the sexy subtleties fall by the wayside.
Eyes open for those long, lingering gazes that lead up to a kiss but closed when you get too close for visual comfort.
Kiss with more than your lips, when appropriate. Touch; let your body be part of the kiss. Run your fingers through his hair. Pull her closer to you. Embrace each other.
Communicate, especially when kissing problems occur. Do so in a positive, non-judgmental manner. Tell each other what you like. Better yet, show each other.Be a great kisser
You can't think your way through a great kiss. Instead, simply allow yourself to experience it. The best kissers are those willing and open to possibilities.
Relax, let go and get swept up in the sensation.
Convey with your lips what your heart is feeling.
Avoid predefined gender roles.
Assert, explore and submit indiscriminately.
Enjoy the charged moments before a first kiss.
Linger in the excitement and uncertainty.
Allow the desire to grow.While you may be tempted to get the first kiss over with and move past your feelings of nervousness, don't do it. There is something very sexy and alive about this time. If the two of you should end up falling in love, you may never experience that first kiss feeling again. Bask in the beauty of it.
- stolen from somewhere off the internet by goo.