Hi everyone, thanks for your help and advice. I will let her know and I am sure she will appreciate all your help
this one was the most practical one I have gotten and will certainly forward it to her. I will share it with you in case you need it ;-)
PRESIDING OVERSEER OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES KINGDOM HALL This is to inform you that I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE VISITS by Jehovah's Witnesses! I am providing this written notice in harmony with what is stated in your publication "OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY", dated June 1994, Page 2. Please see to it that the necessary people are informed of my request and that the territory card containing my address has been noted that I DO NOT WANT any Jehovah's Witnesses calling on me. I am not interested in your message and do not want to be bothered with uninvited callers. Should you call now or one year later from now, I will consider that harassment and will notify the proper authorities. Sincerely --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Signature Date --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Address ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- City State Zip
Here is some advice I got from my other ExJW womens support group. This one is from a lady in England its so funny
My Dad was an elder. If you want the Jw's to stop knocking. Just
tell them you want to be put on their do not call list. Be firm. But
they have to put you on a don't call if you request that. they will
do like yearly checks to see if you still want to be a don't call
person. So state you don't want an elder knocking for a check up
visit either as the answer will be the same.
if they are really annoying you and you want to annoy them back here
are a few I lines I have used or recieved;
1. I worship the devil. {Only brave JW's will risk not fleeing from
your door in fear of being demonised}.
2.i drink animals blood for pleasure. and i love the metallic taste.
3. pretend you are high and start stating you are Jesus and the True
Leader of Religion. Tell them you have a naughty angel friend who's
forever trying to push you down the stairs.{They will think Demons
straight away.}
4. Put a sign on your door stating No Jehovahs Witnesses. I have a
guard dog and I will release him. {This one works wonders i tried
it. then the sign got damaged so the next time they called I
demanded they put me on the do not call list and I haven't had one
knock for nearly a year.]
If you have a witness to your Do not knock demand you can threaten
them with an Harrassment Order if they persist.
I hope these give you some ideas.
oh I nearly forgot the best one.
Stand just outside your door. ask if they prepare children for
arrmaggedon. When they state yes. Start shouting how disgusting that
is. that children are precious Gems from God. keep ranting so the
neighbours hear. this has had them running in the past and they
never knocked my friends door again! and visit her street less! Ha
ha ha!
This use to happen to us on occasion. Everyone would quicckly move
on while my dad or another Elder would try and reason with them. i
stayed to watch a few of these. i loved watching my dad squirm and
hearing other view points that actually made sense and would trip my
father up. Then my dad would mark them down as a do not call so that
they can witness to the neighbours in peace