Posts by JimmyPage

Hell, borrow it all! Most of it was borrowed by myself from "Releasing the Bonds". I like the enthusiasm for this idea... let's do it, board! Surely we can put a dent in this beast.

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Sister in my Congregation claims Jehovah always answers her prayers....including her new skirt and shoes for $20 bucks???

by Witness 007 in

to show you how dumb and shallow my congregation is a one of our "deeper" sisters claimed in field services that "jehovah answers all my prayers...like last week i wanted a new skirt and shoes for field service but only had $20 dollars....and would you believe i found them!!!

now i for one though well, why didn't you pray or the oil pipe in the mexican gulf to dry up...or food for the poor in haiti.

other pioneers tell of vegetables falling off trucks just when they had nothing for dinner???

JimmyPage

Well, shit, 007, that is a damn good deal. I believe her.

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The Governing Body Channels ...

by compound complex in

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someone asked a question recently about how the gb acquires new light.

i cannot recall the title of the thread but did find this information in my file that a fellow poster put up a while back:.

just for reference, this is from the jan 1st 2007 watchtower - "the first resurrection now under way ?".

JimmyPage

I think the Governing Body meets at their secret Bethel board room, closes the door, and hold hands seance-style trying to channel Johannes Greber's spirit for advice:

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Since JWs won't go to apostate boards, but they will read the newspaper...

by JimmyPage in

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... i've written a letter to a local paper.

i hope it will be printed.

it says nothing about jws, but it should get the light bulbs to go off in their heads.

JimmyPage

You know, as I wrote this letter, I felt kind of like I did when I used to write talks: "Hmm, what should I put in the conclusion to motivate my audience?" Weird how the JW experience crops up even when you're doing something anti-JW.

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WT cautions against playing pac-man 1982 Awake

by EndofMysteries in

with bizarre names like pac-man, asteroids, space invaders, battlezone and donkey kong, video games have landed themselves not only in amusement arcades but also in corner drugstores, supermarkets, gas stations, fast-food parlors and nearly everywhere else that people congregate.

their beeps and booms and colorful lights have captured the fancy and imagination of a new generation of players to the point of obsession.. other than the obvious appeal to teenagers and its commercial success, the proliferation of arcade video games has triggered reactions ranging from strong parental protests to outright government bans.

in the philippines, president marcos officially banned the games and gave owners two weeks to destroy them.

JimmyPage

And a solicitor. Let's not forget that LOL.

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Who is your favorite character on "Lost"? Favorite episode?

by JimmyPage in

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my favorite character is sawyer.

such a smartass.

my favorite episode was when hurley won the lottery.. .

JimmyPage

bttt because (sniff) the show is ending soon. God what a great series!

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WT cautions against playing pac-man 1982 Awake

by EndofMysteries in

with bizarre names like pac-man, asteroids, space invaders, battlezone and donkey kong, video games have landed themselves not only in amusement arcades but also in corner drugstores, supermarkets, gas stations, fast-food parlors and nearly everywhere else that people congregate.

their beeps and booms and colorful lights have captured the fancy and imagination of a new generation of players to the point of obsession.. other than the obvious appeal to teenagers and its commercial success, the proliferation of arcade video games has triggered reactions ranging from strong parental protests to outright government bans.

in the philippines, president marcos officially banned the games and gave owners two weeks to destroy them.

JimmyPage

You would you gay crackhead john.

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WT cautions against playing pac-man 1982 Awake

by EndofMysteries in

with bizarre names like pac-man, asteroids, space invaders, battlezone and donkey kong, video games have landed themselves not only in amusement arcades but also in corner drugstores, supermarkets, gas stations, fast-food parlors and nearly everywhere else that people congregate.

their beeps and booms and colorful lights have captured the fancy and imagination of a new generation of players to the point of obsession.. other than the obvious appeal to teenagers and its commercial success, the proliferation of arcade video games has triggered reactions ranging from strong parental protests to outright government bans.

in the philippines, president marcos officially banned the games and gave owners two weeks to destroy them.

JimmyPage

I've always associated Pac-Man with homosexuality, drugs, and prostitution. Why do people think I'm crazy for saying that?