I love all the hilarious responses to this thread. But I'm going to go serious and say Joyce Meyer. I know, I know... but if I was forced to listen to a preacher she'd be the one I could tolerate the easiest.
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JW mother charged for death of her toddler
by JimmyPage init's a bit of semi-old news but i don't know if this ever got its own thread:.
http://www.koamtv.com/story/19067909/toddler-dies-of-methadone-overdose-charges-pending-against-mother.
this woman's brother is an alleged child molester as well.
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"Hey, the press wants to say this happened in a church. Should we correct them and say we don't want to be lumped in with Christendom and that our buildings are called Kingdom Halls?"
"Um, no, in this case let's just let them call it a church. No need to be sticklers."
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JW mother charged for death of her toddler
by JimmyPage init's a bit of semi-old news but i don't know if this ever got its own thread:.
http://www.koamtv.com/story/19067909/toddler-dies-of-methadone-overdose-charges-pending-against-mother.
this woman's brother is an alleged child molester as well.
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JimmyPage
The link doesn't say she's a JW. But trust me on this.
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JW mother charged for death of her toddler
by JimmyPage init's a bit of semi-old news but i don't know if this ever got its own thread:.
http://www.koamtv.com/story/19067909/toddler-dies-of-methadone-overdose-charges-pending-against-mother.
this woman's brother is an alleged child molester as well.
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It's a bit of semi-old news but I don't know if this ever got its own thread:
This woman's brother is an alleged child molester as well. He has freely roamed from congregation to congregation.
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Just what every child needs
by JimmyPage inhttp://theworldnewsmedia.org/children%27s+notebooks+for+2013+special+assembly+day.
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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 03-24-2013 WT Study (REGRETS)
by blondie inserve god without regrets?.
who said: i do repent [feel regret,.
(b) in what sense has jehovah felt regret,.
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JimmyPage
I'm reminded too of a friend of mine who had a heart attack. He used to be very zealous for the WT but wised up. After the attack my father said, "Well maybe now he'll think about how he hasn't been active in service and regret it. Maybe he'll come back to the meetings."
I told my friend this and he laughed and said, "It's funny how people look at things differently. The heart attack made me realize that life is short and I wish I hadn't wasted so many years pioneering!"
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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 03-24-2013 WT Study (REGRETS)
by blondie inserve god without regrets?.
who said: i do repent [feel regret,.
(b) in what sense has jehovah felt regret,.
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JimmyPage
I was thinking recently about why I hate the Watchtower Study so much. What is it about it that feels so negative and evil?
A study article may have a title referring to joy or love but the thrust of the article isn't going to be about that at all, it's only going to be about negative emotions like fear and guilt.
The publishers end up feeling picked apart, beaten down, and suspicious of each other. It is truly disgusting and no way to live at all!
If you want positivity and practical suggestions on love and peace you're going to have to look elsewhere. The Watchtower is nothing but a depressing mindf*ck.
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JW women in critical condition after being attacked by pit bull while out in service
by JimmyPage inhttp://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20130319_11_0_twowom831238.
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Kirk, it was JWs on facebook who alerted me to this story... they said, "pray for our poor sisters".
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JW women in critical condition after being attacked by pit bull while out in service
by JimmyPage inhttp://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20130319_11_0_twowom831238.
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I feel really bad for these ladies too. So much for Jehovah's angelic protection!
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JW women in critical condition after being attacked by pit bull while out in service
by JimmyPage inhttp://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20130319_11_0_twowom831238.