Too funny!
treadnh2o
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watchtower site on Facebook, ,,is this stuff for real ?
by lancelink ini was looking over the watchtower site on facebook this evening, and was just mesmerized by many of the posts.this stuff can't be real (can it)?
nelson birdwell ?
it's like something out of mad magazine, or better yet the onion !.
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WTS was the first on the scene after the Haiti earthquake
by bohm inhey!.
the following story is apparently circulating in several south-american bethel-branches: after the earthquake in haiti, the wts was the first provide help in the form of 18 doctors who was transported in by air.
this clearly show how well the organization work bla bla bla.. im curious if anyone else here has heard this story, or have information about how effective the wts helping work really was..
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treadnh2o
From the Hatian Timesl:
"Jehovahs Witness relief doctors were asked to leave Haiti after they caused more death than help. Apparently, when the only option to save those injured was an infusion of blood, they gathered in a circle and prayed."
LOL
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My wife got very nervous about me being on this sight
by recovering inmy wife walked in while i was on this site.
she saw the header jehovahs witness.
net and exclaimed what are you doing, you are going to be brainwashed.
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treadnh2o
"Yeah, even though my wife is okay with my fade, she still feels uncomfortable with me being on this site unfortunately."
ditto
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Worst Witness Wedding Experience?
by spawn inwe went to oz for a wedding of a brother and sister from the sydney bethel.
it was the most bizzare wedding of all time, the cake was a multi coloured telitubby creation and the veggie food option was baby octopus and squid, the alcohol was free flowing and all bethelites in attendance took full advantage.
we were sat listening to the speaches and it was getting rowdier and rowdier and some of the language was rather unscriptual to say the least, as it was mixed jw and non jw we were surprised to find that all of this noise came from the bethelites.
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treadnh2o
The fact that they are all scripted is enough to make them cold.
The talk is from an outline and there are so many unwritten rules.
JW's suck!
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Superbowl Party and the Generation
by treadnh2o ini am going to a superbowl party with four generations of my family in attendance.. the oldest member (my grandmother) was not yet alive in 1914. the youngest is a week old.. i am so temted to make a big deal of how ridiculous the wbts is when it claim that my grandmothers mother, who nobody there has ever met, is of the same generation as the newborn.
if they have not read the april wt they would all argue against this and i would be accused of indulging in too much alcohol.. if they know this came from the gb, they would 100% agree and argue the merit of this.. this situation is so accurate i am sure many of you can imagine sitting in the room listening to the two scenarios.. seriously, how can so many people be blinded by this cult?.
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treadnh2o
I am going to a Superbowl Party with four generations of my family in attendance.
The oldest member (my grandmother) was not yet alive in 1914. The youngest is a week old.
I am so temted to make a big deal of how ridiculous the WBTS is when it claim that my grandmothers mother, who nobody there has ever met, is of the same generation as the newborn. If they have not read the April WT they would all argue against this and I would be accused of indulging in too much alcohol.
If they know this came from the GB, they would 100% agree and argue the merit of this.
This situation is so accurate I am sure many of you can imagine sitting in the room listening to the two scenarios.
Seriously, how can so many people be blinded by this cult?
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well, they finally caught up to the april wt
by booby inbut as anticipated not only is it not a problem but rather prompts expressions like this.
"it just highlights to .
mean just how awesome and loving jehovah is.
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treadnh2o
I would venture to guess less than 5% of them have read this magazine yet. When they do or when this article is studied, so few of them will even pick up the change. The last change went unnoticed by most.
The ones that figure it out will be greatful. Just the last change, a few (like myself) will have had enough and leave.
And the cult continues......
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What Cong you from???
by fluke inhey guys.... .
just wondering what kh you guys attended and or congregation you are from?.
me, i'm from hayes cong london and golden ash northants... spent time in others too but mostly those... oh, also a short spat in kempston cong bedford... all in england... :).
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treadnh2o
Groton MA until it was disbanded. Then a congo very near.
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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 01-31-10 WT Study (GOOD MANNERS)
by blondie inson.. comments.
comments.
ministry.. comments.
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treadnh2o
I guess it is not rude to show up annannouced at someones door, repeatedly, sometimes early in the morning or perhaps on a holiday.
What's most pathetic is that this feels like a "filler" article. They apparently have nothing relevant to publish but they need to put out a monthly magazine!
What a waste of everyones time!
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If I talk to an elder like this, would I get into trouble?
by asilentone in"i do not think you are appointed by the holy spirit".
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treadnh2o
Yes. But then you would have to change your screen name.....
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Who actually decides that a person is chosen by God to be an elder?
by brainwashed-from-birth inis there an interview?
what sort of things do they look at, or expect out of the person?
besides being a man.
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treadnh2o
Also should be noted that while the decision is ultimately from the GB, these company men know the criteria. Hours, meeeting attendance and answering. Do it long enough, don't be obnoxious, and you too can be an elder. It really is that simple. One warning, if you do these things but are not "serious", you cannot be a clown, you probably won't be appointed. Also, don't piss off any long time elders or they can find a reason not recommend you.
Reality= Good ol boys club!