My wife and I get a kick out of looking at all the instagram pictures of JWs from around the world "at" the convention...with their badges on. Many are making it even more fun by delivering danishes, and frozen OJ to their friends. We saw a few of these pics...actually a funny idea. Those were the days back in the 80s when it WAS the TRUTH (tm) lol, muff-n-egg, danish, frozen OJ.
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And this isn't a cult? Wife put on name tag for zoom assembly
by goingthruthemotions inand this isn't a cult?
just saw my wife put on her name tag for the zoom assembly.... what the what?
i thought these things werent even live.
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Why would this Dolt kiss the WTs A$$
by tresdecu inthis dude must have family that are jws...i can't imagine any "journalist" doing a piece on the wt and not highlighting any of their scandals.
the public does not care about jws why waste any time on them.. (link is video of interview with wt spokesidiot re: conventions, covid etc).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eukusjplzg&feature=share&fbclid=iwar1-7dluc_2poqucnxxfj2eok-gdzfpp0adkifxzdpswjnn1ituseosn5ja.
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oops...dammit, missed the other thread. thanks for the link.
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Why would this Dolt kiss the WTs A$$
by tresdecu inthis dude must have family that are jws...i can't imagine any "journalist" doing a piece on the wt and not highlighting any of their scandals.
the public does not care about jws why waste any time on them.. (link is video of interview with wt spokesidiot re: conventions, covid etc).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eukusjplzg&feature=share&fbclid=iwar1-7dluc_2poqucnxxfj2eok-gdzfpp0adkifxzdpswjnn1ituseosn5ja.
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This dude must have family that are JWs...I can't imagine any "journalist" doing a piece on the WT and not highlighting any of their scandals. The public DOES NOT care about JWs why waste any time on them.
(link is video of interview with WT spokesidiot re: conventions, covid etc)
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"The Best Convention Ever" - 2020 starts today
by bats in the belfry indress up for the show.
... and now please be seated.
proudly presenting your 2020 convention program.. ... and, thank god, for the ff button on my player.
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tresdecu
If you're on instagram and still have witnoid 'friends', the instagram posts will make you feel like you're taking crazy pills. Sitting around all dressed up on the couch, full make-up, hair gel, badges on, commenting what a "historic" convention this is. My god, their ability to spin anything, smh....you will need to hit your head against the wall a few times. It's like a train wreck though, you can't look away from the madness.
Even when I was a full on dubbed MS, I would have watched in my shorts, and probably fast forwarded a bit.
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2 Letters Arrived--COVID-19--Instructions--and Consent Form--(as of 2020-07-09)
by Atlantis in2020-07-04--and 2020-07 consent and contact form.
direction related to covid-19 pandemic for bodies of eldersgeneral precautionssecular authoritiesmeetingsfield ministryshepherdingtheocratic facilities and congregation recordscongregation expensesjudicial and other serious mattersconventions and assembliesschedule for viewing 2020 convention sessionstheocratic schools-----------------------------------letter 2 is a form to be filled out for:consent and contact details for attendees at the kingdom hallin order to support the nhs test and trace programme, we are taking contact details (name and telephone number) of all visitors, as well as recording the times people have entered and left the kingdom hall.if you are on the email list these letters are already sitting by your tv.
if you are not on the email list, reply below that you want a link put in your pm box.petra!https://docdro.id/dwwuizv
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I would love to try one of those links...thank-you & good night :-)
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The New World's first Convention... - LMAO
by tresdecu inthis was sent to me by a cooky uber-dub.
apparently it's making the rounds locally...it's typical lighthearted jw satire (that they think is great!!
smh :-/ ) .
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@Pete Zahut THIS: "The Value of a Low Sodium Diet - Lot's Wife interviewed"
That was awesome LMFAO
Thanks for making me laugh this morning.
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The New World's first Convention... - LMAO
by tresdecu inthis was sent to me by a cooky uber-dub.
apparently it's making the rounds locally...it's typical lighthearted jw satire (that they think is great!!
smh :-/ ) .
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truth_b_known....
like I said it's just a satire piece that some DUB wrote,...I don't think they cared about the electricity conundrum or the Babylonian names for the 3 dudes.
I just think it's hilarious that some of the older ones thought it was really from the WTS, lmao.
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The New World's first Convention... - LMAO
by tresdecu inthis was sent to me by a cooky uber-dub.
apparently it's making the rounds locally...it's typical lighthearted jw satire (that they think is great!!
smh :-/ ) .
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This was sent to me by a cooky uber-dub. Apparently it's making the rounds locally...it's typical lighthearted JW satire (that they think is GREAT!! smh :-/ )
The funny thing is...a few older ones in the Hall are forwarding it, thinking it's real. Here it is:
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The New World's First Convention Program
Friday
Morning
•Talk: Serve Jehovah Joyfully in Paradise! - Speaker: Jonah
•Talk: How Can We Help the Resurrected Ones to Make Progress? - Speaker: Lazarus
Afternoon
•Interviews: Imitate their Faith
▪︎Shadrach
▪︎Meshach
▪︎Abednego
▪︎Some of the Resurrected Ones Who Have Lost their Life in the Nazi Concentration Camps
•Song:
Musical Symphony: "Jehovah, the God Who Keeps His Promises" - Composed and Directed by King David
Saturday
Morning
•Symposium: Perseverance Leads to Everlasting Blessings
▪︎Blessings From the Past -
Speaker: Elijah
▪︎Current Blessings - Speaker: Jeremiah
▪︎Future Blessings -
Speaker: Daniel
▪︎Special Interview With Noah and His Family
Afternoon
•Worldwide Report Update on the Resurrected Ones -
Speaker: John the Baptist
•Latest Video:
The Exoduses That Have Changed the World
(Based on Unpublished Details of the Passing Through the Red Sea and From Har-Magedon to the New World)
Sunday
Morning
•Interviews With Resurrected Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Afternoon
•The One Thousand Year New Scrolls Presentation
•Special Talk:
Grow to Maturity and Reach Perfection during the One Thousand Years -
Speaker: Moses
"Can you imagine yourself and your family in that new world convention? Today's dream is tomorrow's reality! Jehovah's promise is for us to be there. We keep strengthening our faith in his promises - Heb.11:1" -
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What Happened To This Year’s JW Memorial Celebration
by minimus ini really don’t know.
did they have it?
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WTwizard : "...5G comes in to monitor us all to make sure we are all in line...."
huh?! what's that about?
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Huge JW storyline (blood) on Chicago Med (US TV Show)
by tresdecu inanyone else watch chicago med last night??
one of the writers had a bone to pick...made the dubs look like a cult.
(not hard to do, i know) very realistic, and they got all the lingo right.
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tresdecu
I thought the same thing, probably a writer with a relative that was/is a JW.