larc,
Have all of us meet at Cedar Point next year, in fulfillment of Revelation.
I have just read your post, lol. Who wants to play the part of the trumpet blast?
Thanks - HS
jan haugland and you know in a two man bob-sleigh team.. prisca and kent deeply in love.. alanf in a clerical collar.. stephanus breast-feeding fred hall.. farkel emptying his swear box.. joelbear in a turkish prison.
the oldhippie a happy hippy.. josephus having afternoon tea and crumpets with ian paisley.. englishman with hepatitis.. theo jaracz in a see-through pink negligee with matching slippers.. uuhh...skip the last one..... .
lets see - who have i missed....... hs
larc,
Have all of us meet at Cedar Point next year, in fulfillment of Revelation.
I have just read your post, lol. Who wants to play the part of the trumpet blast?
Thanks - HS
jan haugland and you know in a two man bob-sleigh team.. prisca and kent deeply in love.. alanf in a clerical collar.. stephanus breast-feeding fred hall.. farkel emptying his swear box.. joelbear in a turkish prison.
the oldhippie a happy hippy.. josephus having afternoon tea and crumpets with ian paisley.. englishman with hepatitis.. theo jaracz in a see-through pink negligee with matching slippers.. uuhh...skip the last one..... .
lets see - who have i missed....... hs
Hi Dino,
I was not offended in the least by your post Dino, my apologies if my words did not fit my sentiments.
Kindest regards - HS
we had a chap in our local congregation known to everyone as jack.
he was an amiable helpful fellow until he paid a visit to the dentist.. he'd gone to a local dental surgery to have a wisdom tooth extracted and had been offered 3 choices of pain prevention.
out of a choice of novocaine locally, knock-out by injection or sleeping gas, he had opted for the sleeping gas.. as he began to come round after the extraction, jack suddenly bounded to his feet and started to wail in some deep anguish.
Hello LT,
Yes, it happened in the late 70's in South East England - Ouch indeed!
HS
jan haugland and you know in a two man bob-sleigh team.. prisca and kent deeply in love.. alanf in a clerical collar.. stephanus breast-feeding fred hall.. farkel emptying his swear box.. joelbear in a turkish prison.
the oldhippie a happy hippy.. josephus having afternoon tea and crumpets with ian paisley.. englishman with hepatitis.. theo jaracz in a see-through pink negligee with matching slippers.. uuhh...skip the last one..... .
lets see - who have i missed....... hs
lol - Six,
No I am quite sure that Joel would not be offended by this little pleasentry, would you Joel......Joel......Hello Joel.
HS
jan haugland and you know in a two man bob-sleigh team.. prisca and kent deeply in love.. alanf in a clerical collar.. stephanus breast-feeding fred hall.. farkel emptying his swear box.. joelbear in a turkish prison.
the oldhippie a happy hippy.. josephus having afternoon tea and crumpets with ian paisley.. englishman with hepatitis.. theo jaracz in a see-through pink negligee with matching slippers.. uuhh...skip the last one..... .
lets see - who have i missed....... hs
Dino,
Island Woman and Hilary loving each other again.
I always loved IW, I just disagreed with her behavior over an issue - no big deal. Only losers and gangsters bear grudges.
Best regards -- HS
jan haugland and you know in a two man bob-sleigh team.. prisca and kent deeply in love.. alanf in a clerical collar.. stephanus breast-feeding fred hall.. farkel emptying his swear box.. joelbear in a turkish prison.
the oldhippie a happy hippy.. josephus having afternoon tea and crumpets with ian paisley.. englishman with hepatitis.. theo jaracz in a see-through pink negligee with matching slippers.. uuhh...skip the last one..... .
lets see - who have i missed....... hs
Hello Pat,
Hepatitis victims cannot take a drink for a long time, to do so would be to risk permanent liver damage.
lol - Can you imagine E'Man down at the local drinking tonic water!
HS
back in the dark ages did you used to come into message boards like this one, or h20 and try to defend the watchtower society?
i did and things didn't work out so well.
actually they worked out fine, i switched teams.
Which all goes to show that the Internet is rapidly unravelling the mystery of the WTS, it is emerging from the annals of the past as just another misguided religion.
The WTS has fought a long hard battle against, education, TV, movies, reading non WTS literature, in fact anything that might unmask them, but they have failed.
Now it is the Internet that is on the 'Most Wanted' list. In time they will lose this battle also, and as evidenced above it is happening sooner rather than later.
HS
we had a chap in our local congregation known to everyone as jack.
he was an amiable helpful fellow until he paid a visit to the dentist.. he'd gone to a local dental surgery to have a wisdom tooth extracted and had been offered 3 choices of pain prevention.
out of a choice of novocaine locally, knock-out by injection or sleeping gas, he had opted for the sleeping gas.. as he began to come round after the extraction, jack suddenly bounded to his feet and started to wail in some deep anguish.
E'Man,
Poor Jack.
I once heard of a JW, an unmarried man who was desperate to alter this situation and made determined efforts to woo anything in a dress that was alive. The problem was that women would quickly move to another part of the room when he entered as he was quite odd. He had a permanent look fixed on his face, somewhere between an earthy wildness and a lecherous leer.
Poor Jim, we will call him, grew ever more desperate in behavoir when his dreams of true love faded as one after the other, available Sisters were heartily gobbled up in the marriage machine.
Rumors of course began to circulate that not only was he a trifle, 'you know - odd', but that he was demonized and the female company he so desperately needed then became even rarer than a corn-crake. He took to the bottle.
One evening while in his bedroom, alone I need not add, something came over him and in a desire to shed himself of anything that might stop him entering the Kingdom he cut off his penis and threw it out of the bedroom window.
His bellowing screams attracted the lady next door who came out onto his front lawn, situated herself under the bedroom window, and finding Jim's unused but bloody member among the daffodils, shouted out to her husband, 'Quick, call an ambulance, Jim has cut off his thumb'.
This tale is quite true and happened not a million miles from another poster on this Board, our Nelly.
HS
jan haugland and you know in a two man bob-sleigh team.. prisca and kent deeply in love.. alanf in a clerical collar.. stephanus breast-feeding fred hall.. farkel emptying his swear box.. joelbear in a turkish prison.
the oldhippie a happy hippy.. josephus having afternoon tea and crumpets with ian paisley.. englishman with hepatitis.. theo jaracz in a see-through pink negligee with matching slippers.. uuhh...skip the last one..... .
lets see - who have i missed....... hs
You are one crazy Wallaby, you Wallaby.
Crack a coldie or two for me in Pleasant Valley!
HS
to those who have been before a judicial committee for apostacy.. the elders will ask you questions not for the purpose of finding out the truth, but to make sure they can df you.. at my appeal hearing serveral months ago i was questioned by the appeal committees to their satifaction, they even thanked me for my honesty, as it helped them get what they were looking for to make the original dfing stand.. after they were finished with their questions i ask if i could now defend myself and prove that i was telling the truth and not a biblical apostate.. the chairman informed me that i would not be allowed to defend myself.. i looked at all 8 brothers(2 committees 5 & 3) in total amazement at his refusal to allow me to defend myself.
to them(8) it seem perfectly alright not to allow me to defend myself.. wow.. the chairman said they really were not a judicial court and did not need to be that concerned about doing things in harmony with what is concidered to be fair and right by worldly courts or the bible.
in fact the chairman spent about 10 minutes trying to explain why they didn't have have to be fair in the legalistic way of courts.. .
David,
You are a courageous man and I salute your stand.
That none of the elders involved in your DF saw the point of what you tried to do is irrelevant, you obeyed your conscience and bought a little dignity to the chaos.
Kindest regards - HS