so i go into my toolbox a little earlier today.
it's nice and tidy.
tools well arranged, bottom clean.. all very well and good.
Spend a day in your work area making a mess. Run all the power tools, buy some wood and cut it up (it's not important to actually create anything beyond a mess). Hook a battery up to the toolbox (nothing life-threatening, a 12-volt will do) so your wife will get a little jolt upon touching the holy cannister.
I don't imagine it will take more than two or three weekends to train her.
That, or tell her you'll go back to the Hall if she never touches your toolbox again.
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some comments in another thread got me thinking about this.. i can't imagine any scenario wherein it would be best to cover over pedophilia.
the needs/feelings of the victim was brought up as a possible reason.
i think the needs of society outweigh the needs of the victim six billion to one, but i also think that this means what is good for society is also exactly what is best for the victim.
Well, I guess if the pedophile were dead, there wouldn't be a pressing need. It might still be beneficial--closure, exposing an organizational problem, etc--for things to come to light, but in that case I'd be much more willing to let the victim(s) decide what was best.
Ever OK not to expose an ACTIVE pedophile? I can't think of a reason.
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i have added the following article to watchtowerinformationservice.org: the divine one: prince adds a 'rainbow' of religion to his eclectic musical pot.
prince, a recently converted jehovah's witness, delves into his spirituality in the jazz-oriented "the rainbow children.
" his 23rd album is loaded with religious.
Well.... maybe he could breath some life into the Kingdom Melodies
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http://www.theonion.com/onion3815/why_do_porn_actors.html .
by maggie lehman .
like many people, i enjoy pornographic movies.
I don't know what was funnier--the article, or the snappy repartee afterward.
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i was watching the hockey game yesterday and i thought i heard 'booing' during canada's national anthem.
earlier in the week the same thing occurred during the raptor's playoff game.. as some are aware canada has been mourning and burying their 4 dead soldiers due to the incompetence of an american fighter pilot who dropped a bomb on them while they were carrying out training exercises.
flags are flying at half-mast as canadians try to make sense of such a careless mistake.. i find it hard to believe any civilized person would show such disrespect to another country to 'boo' them during their national anthem at any time, and more so during a time of mourning because of death caused directly by american hands.. i sincerely hope american media chastised their countrymen who showed such insensitive, classless, ignorant and disrespectful behavior to their neighbours.
I've been following the hockey and basketball playoffs only peripherally, but from what I saw, it was Canadians who booed the US anthem first.
I've always thought that the US and Canada had a pretty friendly relationship (thanks in large part to Canadian full-nude gentlemen's establishments) so I was a bit surprised when I first heard it, but I wasn't ready to drop any Nukes on the Canadian capital of Buenos Aires.
What if it turns out that it was, in fact, Americans who booed the Canadian anthem first? I'd still be surprised, but it's only a sporting event, folks. No need to make an international event over it. How about we give you Toledo, Ohio, and call it even?
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(Canada has an army?)
i have dsl with verizon but their isp side (third party) email accounting and third party billing sucks, having charged me for $400 for some glitch in their system a year ago (totally not my fault) and then they shut me down for not paying it.
their system has too many bureaucrats and nothing seems to happen.
what do you guys find to be a good isp?
lilacs,
Is that $75 for satellite telivision service along with Internet access? What are your upload and download speeds?
Thanks,
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make up a word for how you felt saturday afternoons at 3:42 during district assemblies.
mine is.
aggsniffilated.
Heaven,
I used to stare up at the Silverdome... uh, dome and imagine it falling down. It did fall one winter, when nobody was in it. You could look up and see where they put in new canvas to replace the old. I tried to make sure I sat under the new canvas, just in case the old stuff was ready to come down.
I also used to look at the big ole American Flag that was hanging next to the Marlboro Man and try to guess its height by the people seated below it.
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i would just like to thank everyone for the excellent posts that have appeared here on this site.
i esp would like to thank simon for making this possible.
i sincerely believe that the "net thang" will continue to play a role in helping jw who are sincerely searching for a confirmation that all their doubts and wondering over the years was not the result of them being spiritually weak.
You are the essence of unpretentious wisdom
Couldn't have said it better myself--just don't let all that fancy new book-learnin' ruin you, ya hear?
It is a rare person, indeed, who can mix wisdom with such a down-home, folksy flare. It gives you a persuasiveness that has undoubtedly helped FAR more than the "mere" 125 you mention.
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do you remember feeling like that when you were a jw?.
if only we were allowed to ........... (fill in the blanks stating what it was you really wanted to do, but couldn't because of your religion.
) i'll wait for someone else to start because my "if only" is a bit obvious.. englishman...
I like 'be normal.'
To be specific, I was pretty strongly indoctrinated, so I never wanted to celebrate Christmas, but I wished we could celebrate the harmless holidays like Valentine's Day, Memorial Day, and especially birthdays.
As I got older the beard thing really stuck in my craw because it was so obviously unscriptural.
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heres a few pics from italy.
this is me on the amalfi coast, just outside the town of positano:.
heres her ladyship looking into the volcanic crater on vesuvius:.
I'll post pictures from my last trip here, also.
This is me at the peak of Mt. Everest
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This is me at last year's running of the bulls, in Pamplona. I'm the one balancing by one arm on the horns of the big brown bull.
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This is me and Halle Berry. Please ignore where her hand is--we didn't know we were being photographed.
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This is me... the first man on Mars.
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Hope you enjoyed them!
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