Hyghlandyr

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  What's your dirtiest habit??

  by Beck_Melbourne in

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  i don't have any but i am going to tell on my lady boss, who is a 26 yr old lawyer of the hoity toity breed who was incidently born with golden slippers.

  this morning as i walked into the ladies room we passed each other as she was on her way out.

  we smiled and said hi, then next thing i see her pass her hand under a drip from the tap...and then hastily wipe her hand on the towel before rushing out.

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  Hyghlandyr

  My Dirtiest habit is reading beck melbournes posts <wink>

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  IF I WAS AN ELDER, I WOULD..............

  by minimus in

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  for decades i heard people say "if i was an elder,i would change this or i wouldn't allow that.brothers and sisters alike would always try to get the ear of an elder so as to enact a particular cause.everybody has their own pet peeves in a congregation.

  knowing what you know now, if as an elder you could make a major change in the congregation or organization, what difference would you make?.....this is hypothetical so it can be answered by male or female.

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  Hyghlandyr

  I would:

  Become a CO

  Become a DO

  Become a GB

  Legalize polygamy.

  The rest is obvious.
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  I'm new here...

  by nilfun in

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  i just wanted to say hello and that i think it's nice to find a place where i can express myself if/when i need/want to, although i feel pretty timid about posting.

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  Hyghlandyr

  Nilfun, that's ok I wont hold it against you. Well, unless you are a broad of legal consenting age in the state of ohio. (18)
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  Hyghlandyr is a STOOOPID Head!

  by Hyghlandyr in

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  aye he is i am tellin ya!

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  The Bible is STOOOOOOOPED (no copyright because I didnt say head..and I spelled stoopid wrong)
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  Show your support for breasts! PICTURES

  by GinnyTosken in

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  i feel a bit shy about posting after being away for so long, but when i think of people who appreciate breasts, i think of jw.com.

  so, i interrupt my jw.com sabbatical to offer breast connoisseurs and aficionados an opportunity to preserve healthy, perky breasts to time indefinite.

  this spring i began working at a marina, and this summer my son and i have been learning to sail.

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  I wanted to see breasts. I saw no breasts. I had expected to see breasts. I had thought I would see breasts. But still, I saw no breasts. What must I do to see breasts? Yes, how can I see breasts, when there are no breasts? This seems downright unfair to advertise breasts, and then not offer breasts. It would be like me promising to ....well no, there really is nothing that I could promise that would match a promise of breasts. So this really isn't like anything. Can we see breasts please?

  Thank you.

  HBHSM
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  Hyghlandyr is a STOOOPID Head!

  by Hyghlandyr in

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  aye he is i am tellin ya!

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  Hyghlandyr

  Hygh is a Stooopid head! (C)opyright 2002, Cygnus, All Rights Reserved, Used With Permission.

  Edited by - Hyghlandyr on 28 August 2002 2:5:41
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  Hyghlandyr is a STOOOPID Head!

  by Hyghlandyr in

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  aye he is i am tellin ya!

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  Hyghlandyr

  Aye he is I am tellin ya!
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  Ever Shun a JW?

  by larc in

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  my jw sister and i are on good terms, and i talk to her on a regular basis.

  on the other hand, i have a jw cousin who i hope never to talk to again.

  i have only seen her once in 30 years and that was at my sister's daugher's wedding.

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  Is that angelina jolie in mevirginia's pic?

  if not holy cow
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  NEVER MEET ALONE WITH A SISTER!!!

  by minimus in

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  do you know why the society says this?

  regardless of whether the meeting is for the purpose of shepherding, sharing bible advice,or simply giving encouragement, "she could develop romantic feelings for the elder.it is possible for an elder to develop improper feelings for a sister he is comforting or counseling.

  it is especially important never to meet with a sister alone when the sister being assisted has been a victim of abuse, suffers from depression,or for any other reason is in a delicate emotional state.a woman in such an emotional may be more vulnerable and may be prone to develop improper feelings toward an elder meeting with her.

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  frankly I dont know why everyone is objecting to this. People in close situations do form close bonds. When those people have the potential to be sexually interested in one another, regardless of gender, then sometimes, often in fact, sex is a result. Now myself I find the concept of being upset about sex silly. But the fact remains it is against many religions viewpoints for unmarried people to have sex. So the suggestion to not be alone with a sister isnt unreasonable. And in any kind of situation like that, forget romance, it also makes sense to prevent false allegations.
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  Apostates=people who want to get revenge against

  by teenyuck in

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  i got this e-mail from my mother.

  i sent her coc and many, many docs documenting all the false prophocies.

  she does not want any part of the real "truth.

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  Your mom is WAY off base. Despite my band post, I dont want no band wagon.

  I became an apostate cause JW broads are hotties. Thus Ex JW broads are hotties. As to running my own cult...I figure ex JWbroads have plenty of experience with cults so the only thing I have to indoctrinate into them is

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  AH YEAH... That is why I left.....wiminz!